that's not lupus !!!

gay sex

big if true

ducklings i'll be honest daddy's about to kill himself

if house was a drag queen his name could be ms.diagnosis

I have good news for everyone

House in 2024 would have house come in calling a patient "it" and foreman, chase and Cameron would be like "woah what the hell house you can't call a person an it" only for house to tell them to look at the patients pronouns on the chart for the pronouns to be it/it's and house is like "unlike you all I actually respect people's pronouns"

i just think the show would be greatly improved if we had yuri/yaoi solidarity i mean LOOK at them

Greg House Big Naturals…

i love cuddys face in here she is THRILLED that this happened to house

what is going on in this photo. why is house posing like that. why is chase's hair like that. why are cameron, foreman and wilson staring into my soul. cuddy is hot. that's it.

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma

House: You eat neediness. Wilson: Lucky for you.

(credit to @wilooHQ on twitter)

every house episode:

house: it’s NOTHING!!! let me sleep and take vicodin

cuddy/wilson: do the case pretty pleaseee

house: ok team do the tests

team: we did the tests

house: all your ideas are stupid put them on the stupid drug and do the illegal treatments

team: ok

team: the PAITIENT IS DYING

house: lol oops

house: (saves patient at last moment using autism magic after causing them, their family, his team, cuddy, and wilson emotional distress)

house: see you all are stupid i am the smartest in the world and i have a motorcycle nananaboonoo

wilson: my wife hates me and i cheat on her

This came to me suddenly and I just had to make it