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m, pink | she/her | multi-fandom, multi-shipper | in my 30s | minors, antis, & TERFs DNI
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Reblog if you would be comfortable living in a dormitory with an openly transgender or intersex individual. We’re working on a campaign for gender neutral housing and we could use your support.

i hope my future roommates are, i dont want them to be uncomfortable with me and i end up having to move

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masnadies

Why on earth wouldn’t I be? I truly don’t understand. Also, I’m perfectly happy for my children to be, and I’m sure they wouldn’t be bothered, either. Why there would be an issue is beyond me.

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maudiemoods

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

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Reblog this if it’s okay to DM you and shoot the friendship shot.

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Draco felt as if he were on the dais at work, right at the point when he’d put together just enough pieces for the disparate materials he’d started with to start looking like whatever he was meant to be building. The process of building something lovely had begun, despite the less-than-desirable materials. He’d seen what was to come and the foundation was coming together beautifully if the sleeping man in his arms was any indication. Against all odds, he was building a happy and rewarding life.

IKEA employee and Seer, Draco Malfoy

Directionless Hogwarts drop-out, Harry Potter

The happiest ending ✨

I pulled an all-nighter polishing this fic, this part specifically. I hope you like it.

E | 20k | Drarry | read the 🏷️ s

With gorg art by @asterpixxies!!

Also I’ve been a hot mess and forgot to thank my #1 superstar beta, @basicallyahedgehog. You’re the best bb ❤️

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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

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makeitp1nk

I just have to throw in that depression and anxiety drugs are THE FIRST things to fall into this category. Don’t fall for it, folks.

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I started b project

  • Less than 5 eps in and we already have memory loss? OH BOY
  • Of the three bands, I’m all kitakore
  • Fuck Crunchyroll for only having s2 & s3 — I am watching s1 on a sketchy ass site on my phone.
  • Also the music for s1 isn’t on Spotify either so fml bc that kitakore song is FIRE
  • That one guy in Thrive wants to be so hardcore even though they’re idols. He’s very good looking though
  • Ok their pants at RAIZIN were SO LOW. They all looked slutty AF.
  • With 10 men in the picture, I only have tsubasa and tomo’s names down
  • Speaking of tomo—holy shit. When the extent of his relationship with his partner was revealed, my jaw dropped
  • I’m excited to learn tsubasa’s story and how her perfect hearing was discovered
  • Are guys in the masks meant to be the villains? Their competition?
  • I can’t fucking wait to be done with this season so I can watch my anime in peace without a million pop ups and little banners offering sex at the top of the page.
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I finished idolish7

  • I need s4 RIGHT NOW.
  • I’ve decided of all the bands, IRL I’d be a re: vale fan. They have the most varied discography and Yuki’s voice is my fave. On stage, momo’s energy and yuki’s… yukiness balance each other out beautifully. I love that old married couple
  • Real talk any time Minami appears, I want to punch my tv. I hate him more than Ryo.
  • Nagi - the people’s prince. When he spoke in Okinawa dialect I DIED. Also this stalker is obvs his body guard and I need MORE.
  • After watching the ending, I wonder if they planned this from s1 since their first song was Monster Generation
  • Sogo and tamaki are SO GAY for each other. I adore them. Second fave ship
  • When Tenn told Haruka to take his pacifier out, I gasped
  • Loved loved loved the cycle of Trigger going back to where i7 started
  • Tenn needs to bury the hatchet with his family. I want to see a teary reunion where he lets his guard down and lets himself be loved by someone other than his fans
  • When Tenn responded to people wanting to see him cry by saying just smiles tonight, he was so flirty. It was a side of him we hadn’t seen that made his professionalism really shine
  • I LOVE Gaku for declaring war on Kujo—someone had to do it
  • I want Zool to fail so bad, but I don’t want Toma to fail so I am CONFLICTED
  • As someone who really wants to nurture and build up those that follow me professionally, I love that Re: vale are such good senpais. They’re not greedy about fame—they just want to do their thing and support their little babies. It’s such a beautifully breath of fresh air when we’re used to narratives of the older senpais usually holding on to their crowns as tightly as possible
  • You’re telling me that momo was a soccer bro and then turned into a flamboyant twink with an earring and red nail polish? I am not buying it.
  • I feel like Iori could be anything, but I can’t see him being an idol forever like the others. I want so much more from him and for him because in the show all he does is give. I want him to TAKE

Standout moments of the whole series:

  • The scene on the ship festival when i7 comes out and sings natsu—their earnestness and the reaction from the crowd will live in my heart forever
  • Trigger singing their new song a cappella
  • Re: vale singing Esperanza with Trigger as backup dancers. I got CHILLS at the end when they said they had the trigger and did little gun motions with their hands

That’s all I got since the ending totally blindsided me. I am roadkill rn and crawling towards the side of the road AKA project b lol

I’ll share my thoughts on those too

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On idolish7 - yes I know im SO LATE

First, the ships:

  • Iori & riku
  • Mezzo (the part when tamaki got to the station after sogo’s solo broadcast was so gay in the best possible way)
  • Mitsuki & Yamato (that slap in the face - so good)
  • Re: vale

Thoughts:

  • Iori and Yuki are so autistic I ADORE them
  • I really wish Riku would have been open about having asthma. As an asthmatic myself, it would have been beautiful
  • As a marketer, Zool’s debut was chef’s kiss
  • I want to ship Tsumugi and Gaku SO BAD, because I love Gaku and want him to live happily ever after. BUT Tsumugi is such an aro ace queen that I just can’t. I adore her
  • I also want to ship Kaoru and Nagi bc Kaoru is such a fangirl for Nagi, but Nagi is such an emotional hot mess and a flirt… my girl Kaoru deserves a PRINCE in *every* way
  • When Takanase Kujo talks about Zero, he looks so wacky I feel like I’m watching a shonen anime
  • Imho whoever voices Mitsuki has the *perfect* Japanese twink voice. 2nd only to Momo
  • I’m bummed we didn’t get to see the other side groups - the Pythagoras trio specifically. Their song is FIRE
  • Of the units, I think Zool has the most real world idol music, with Trigger coming in second. I7 is straight up anime music (but I love it)
  • Every other day I have a new song stuck in my head. Two days ago it was Natsu. Today it’s Pythagoras fighter. Not ashamed to say the music kind of slaps

That’s it for now but I’m like 6 eps away from finishing the whole series so I’ll be back

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makeitp1nk

Gosh this fic. I haven’t had a story simmer within me like this since Rebel, Rebel. I think you’ll be able to tell. Hope you like it and that you fall in love with @asterpixxies’s art just like I did 🩷

As always, thanks to our magnificent mods, @drarry-mini-bang. I’m not sure this fic would have happened without them!

Title: On the Radio

Content/warnings: POV Multiple, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, personality altering potions/drugs, Trauma, Healing from Trauma, parents keeping secrets, parents making difficult decisions, coming of age angst, Happy Ending, time skip (only at the end), Past Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Minor Pansy Parkinson/Ginny Weasley, Minor Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Minor Seamus Finnigan/Dean Thomas, Pining, falling in love , Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World, directionless Harry Potter, taking sleeping pills without reading the label (one instance), Gay Disaster Harry Potter, Harry Potter's big gay awakening, excessive drinking (one instance), Hand Jobs, frotting

Summary: By the time their son turned six, two things became evident to Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy: their son was a Seer, and his sweet, docile nature would never make for an appropriate Malfoy Heir. With a war on the horizon, they made a terrible, irrevocable choice.

Thirteen years later, the war was over, and Hogwarts was just rebuilt enough to welcome students back to its halls. For the would-be recent graduates, an additional (forced) eighth year was enacted to round out their education. On day one of year eight, Harry Potter noticed a certain Slytherin missing from the usual crowd and deducted Malfoy must be up to something. Never one to shy from a quest, Harry went after the missing Slytherin, completely unprepared for what he would find.

Draco Malfoy was sure he’d never see Harry Potter again, even though he Saw Harry Potter in his impossible dreams. He mostly thought his mind was cruel for focusing on his past obsession with a boy from a world that hates him. Until one day, his impossible vision-dreams came true.

Link to fic on AO3: HERE

Length: 20k

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Gosh this fic. I haven’t had a story simmer within me like this since Rebel, Rebel. I think you’ll be able to tell. Hope you like it and that you fall in love with @asterpixxies’s art just like I did 🩷

As always, thanks to our magnificent mods, @drarry-mini-bang. I’m not sure this fic would have happened without them!

Title: On the Radio

Content/warnings: POV Multiple, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, personality altering potions/drugs, Trauma, Healing from Trauma, parents keeping secrets, parents making difficult decisions, coming of age angst, Happy Ending, time skip (only at the end), Past Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Minor Pansy Parkinson/Ginny Weasley, Minor Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Minor Seamus Finnigan/Dean Thomas, Pining, falling in love , Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World, directionless Harry Potter, taking sleeping pills without reading the label (one instance), Gay Disaster Harry Potter, Harry Potter's big gay awakening, excessive drinking (one instance), Hand Jobs, frotting

Summary: By the time their son turned six, two things became evident to Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy: their son was a Seer, and his sweet, docile nature would never make for an appropriate Malfoy Heir. With a war on the horizon, they made a terrible, irrevocable choice.

Thirteen years later, the war was over, and Hogwarts was just rebuilt enough to welcome students back to its halls. For the would-be recent graduates, an additional (forced) eighth year was enacted to round out their education. On day one of year eight, Harry Potter noticed a certain Slytherin missing from the usual crowd and deducted Malfoy must be up to something. Never one to shy from a quest, Harry went after the missing Slytherin, completely unprepared for what he would find.

Draco Malfoy was sure he’d never see Harry Potter again, even though he Saw Harry Potter in his impossible dreams. He mostly thought his mind was cruel for focusing on his past obsession with a boy from a world that hates him. Until one day, his impossible vision-dreams came true.

Link to fic on AO3: HERE

Length: 20k

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whatever it is you need good luck for, i wish you good luck. tests, job, home life, social life, mental health, physical health, love life. you name it. this post is wishing you good luck on all of that.

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Title: Freely Given

Author: InnerLilith

Artist(s): @kk1smet

Rating: E

Content/warnings: Getting together, ​​Life debt, Swim lessons, Harry learns to swim, Swimmer Draco, Draco is tall and buff, locker rooms, saunas, bars and pubs, banter, humor, a little sprinkle of angst just for fun, friendly mutual antagonism to lovers, mild D/s vibes, sub Harry, Dom Draco, dirty talk, mild praise kink, blow jobs, hand jobs, anal sex, tipsy sex, alcohol consumption 

Summary: As a young child, Harry Potter had always wanted swim lessons. He never got them. As an adult, he runs into Draco—an excellent swimmer and disconcertingly fit to boot—at a muggle pool. Naturally, he calls in his life debt for swim lessons (a totally normal thing to do, thank you very much). He gets more than he bargained for.

Length: 18k

Link to fic on AO3: HERE

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meemoop

The New Strategy

Another comic that spiraled out of control… I literally just drew narcissa in the outfit and ended up with all of this by the end 😭

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Title:  The only thing worse than heartbreak is Vermont

Author: jtimu

Artist(s): @girlcave

Rating: E

Content/warnings: Basically a hallmark movie, but smutty. Harry Potter in the Muggle World, Draco Malfoy unwillingly also in the Muggle World, Vacation, Lumberjack Harry Potter, Healer Draco Malfoy, Getting Together, Light Dom/sub, Past Draco Malfoy/Theodore Nott, alcohol consumption

Summary: In the aftermath of a failed relationship, Draco Malfoy found himself with three things. His pride (tattered), Theo's luggage (stolen), and an all-inclusive couples' vacation package to Vermont (awful).

Length: 31k

Link to fic on AO3: HERE

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Title: Playing to Win

Rating: E

Content/warnings: teen pregnancy, unplanned pregnancy, bullying, first time, light angst, mentions of injuries, miscommunication, degradation, explicit content. 

Summary: It's Eighth Year and Harry has a massive crush on Draco Malfoy. The only problem is Malfoy doesn't want anything to do with him.

But Harry Potter is nothing if not insistent and he doesn't stop until he wins Malfoy's heart.

Then one day Harry discovers he's pregnant.

Length: 13k

Link to fic on AO3: HERE

Link to art on AO3: HERE

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