this is going to be me when im 60

time to rank ALL 391 ANIMAL CROSSING: NEW HORIZONS VILLAGERS in a tier list, turns out i completely underestimated how daunting of a task this would be, come take a look and see how i insult/ignore your favorite villager

Oh my god, I've just seen this story on instagram about this guy that filled his bathtub with waterbead...except he didn't think about how he was going to empty it.

So he unplugged the bathtub which was apparently the worst idea he could possibly have because this happened

So he panicked and started asking people on the internet what he should do. Which was also a bad idea.

First suggestion: flush the toilet

This caused a smelly overflow that flooded the whole bathroom.

Second suggestion: vaccum the beads

His vaccum caught fire.

At this point it had actually spread to the neighborhood and people came to ask question but he denied knowing anything about it. He then discovered that it's invaded the whole sewer system.

And yet, he continued to take suggestion from the internet.

Third suggestion: put salt in

It actually worked. Well, until.

Poop apprently started flooding his house.

And then the streets.

It all happened yesterday so we're still waiting on an update on the situation but I hadn't laugh like this in a while.

You should go and watch the whole story (it's in 4 parts)

It's in french, but you get it even if you don't speak it and his screams of panic are hilarious

Word of warning: don't fill your bathtub with waterbeads. Just don't.

Update on the situation. The waterbeads have totally blocked the sewer system. He received a letter from town hall telling people to report nuisances to the cops that are searching for the culprit.

He's in so much trouble that I'm starting to feel guilty for finding this funny...but still kinda laughing about it.

Drawing Markiplier with my eyes closed

I did Jack, so I had to do Mark too. :D This one was way more frustrating…

and with eyes open

Nice 👍

youtubers when they make a callout video:

I fixed it

fuckin lol

Mark as the Goose from Untitled Goose Game

JennaMarbles’s dog Kermit always looks like he’s on the brink of tears, no matter his actual emotional state. She put some fake eyelashes on him to look like eyebrows and he looks like the most distraught animal to ever live.

He’s probably actually thinking about the treats he’s been getting for helping with this video. 

If you had a bad day: Watch a video of Mark laughing more than two minutes at Wade’s same joke.

In the newest installment of Boxiken, Drax and I have a hell of a time looking at the Disgaea 1 Complete Rosen Queen’s Finsest Edition set.

okay but what happened to markiplier?

once he was the internet sweetheart, the one everyone loved and thought was so squishy and kind (he still is)

but now??? he harvests organs??? has rabies??? is the god of chaos?? enslaves his followers??? everyone is afraid and in love with him??? what the fuck???

I’ve been telling you guys all along. He’s UP TO NO GOOD and people are IGNORING THE SIGNS

Mark get that away from your face. A pickle literally sent you to the ER. You’re the last person that should be holding that.

OH MY GOD-

OH MY GOD-

GHOST MARK IS WATCHING YOU

This genuinely has me shaken up. RIP Etika.

Etika

The Etika situation is a huge reminder to take care of your mental health and if you know someone going through a hard time don’t support their self-destructive behaviour.