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makai-tsuki

@makai-tsuki / makai-tsuki.tumblr.com

Disgaea fan blog and other things
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Anonymous asked:

I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ

Anonymous answered:

HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON

this is what you guys get for naming ships in your show in such a stupid way

same energy

holy trinity

The fourth horseman

Here’s another for yall

Klubb deserves a mention

Tumblr gremlins lack any form of reading comprehension and misunderstand literally everything, more at 11.

This is what happens when you’re addicted to outrage.

Have a hammer? EVERYTHING looks like a nail!

we got a new one

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ankle-beez

No Notes 0 Comprehension Post

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visambros

How to deal with callout posts

I just found out that someone I know not only has a few callout posts made about them, but the people making the callout posts are cyberstalking them, and I’m so pissed off on their behalf. But I’ve been through something similar in the past, so I have some advice for them or and anyone on the receiving end of a Tumblr lynch mob:

If you’re NOT planning on defending yourself, don’t read any posts that they make about you. Trust me, it’s only going to make you feel worse. Also, if they have IP trackers, they’ll interpret your understandable desire to know what people are saying about you as “stalking” and add that to their list of reasons why you’re a terrible person.

If you ARE planning on defending yourself, be prepared for people to still hate you/think you’re a bad person no matter what you say. I know it sucks, and I know you want people to see that you’re not so bad. But the sooner you accept this, the easier it will be when people still find reasons to dislike you and demonize you. If the people who made the callout posts were really willing to listen to your side of the story and let you defend yourself, they wouldn’t have made the callout posts in the first place.

Do NOT stoop to their level. You might want to get revenge some how, either through cyberstalking them or finding “problematic” posts to use against them, but don’t do that. Be better than them. Prove that you don’t deserve the treatment they’ve given you by not resorting to their tactics. Don’t make your own callout posts, and don’t vague blog. If you’re going to defend yourself, don’t be rude or vindictive while doing do. Just be a better person than them.

Remember that they are JUST strangers on the internet, and have no real power over you. It might be overwhelming to see multiple people disliking you, and it might seem like they have all this power over you. But the truth is, they’re just strangers. They don’t know who you really are. If they did, they wouldn’t make a callout post about you. They would understand that you are a good person. They would understand that you are a human being, not just a bunch of text on a screen, and they would understand that you deserve more respect that they’ve given you.

But ultimately, they don’t matter. Their opinions and beliefs about you don’t matter, because they are wrong. The fact that they are wasting their time cyberstalking you just so they can have more dirt to use against you means that they have a problem, not you. You deserve better than to be bothered by people like that. Don’t let them take up any space in your mind. They are not worth your stress. They can not control you. 

Just continue to live your life, and let them waste their time just so they can feel morally superior to you. Because that’s the true motivation for making those callout posts and cyberstalking you. They want to feel morally superior. You don’t need to feel morally superior because you are already a good person. Remember that.

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I got bad news for you

Very bad news

Incredibly bad news

Catastrophic news

Apocalyptic news

the beach

where i go to get away from sand.

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lubricates

this post is ancient look at all the deactivated accounts

Why all these pokemon racist

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I joined this one Tumblr group chat and I had a conversation that went like this:

Someone: Hey welcome to the chat! Here you can learn how to make the worst decisions of your life!

Me: Why would I need to learn something I've already mastered??

Someone:

Someone: Hey can I get your location?

Someone: Nvm already got it

Then somebody cleared their throat in front of me so I looked up and got decked in the face and then I woke up.

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How to Backup your Tumblr

I was just semi-complaining that I was still looking for a decent way to backup my +6k posts without having to use paid services or even just wordpress (which has an import from tumblr tool that asks for permission to access your blog and also make posts), when I decided to actually put some effort into my google search. 

Results were positive: I have successfully backed up my blog

*By which I mean: everything that I have ever posted.  Not included: drafts, queue, likes, followers, following, comments, notes, chat. 

I followed this method (word by word), and now have a 450 MB folder on my computer with the name of my blog on it containing: 

1. Folder “Archive” (contains .html files listed by month) 2. Folder “Media” (contains gifs and images, mine has +1k files in it; might contain also audios but I have no way of confirming that because I’ve never reblogged an audio post from this blog) 3. Folder “Posts” (contains single .html files, each one a post; I have +4k files in it) 4. Folder “Theme” (contains only my avatar, but it might be a matter of if you have personalized themes or not) 5. .html file “Index” (by opening it it will give you the archive of your blog organized by month; clicking on a month will open up the archive for that month, and you’ll be able to read all the posts for that month as if you were on your blog**, except sans your theme graphic, with each page containing 50 posts)

**I can see gifs, links, embedded videos, tags, number of notes (but I can’t open up the notes, clearly), text is also correctly formatted. 

So yeah, in case anyone wants a very quick way to back up their blog, it took me less than 10 minutes. 

P.S. I didn’t have any issue, but to be on the safe side always check for spyware and virus threats before and after downloading anything. 

this is actually really useful if you have an art blog full of years of work that you otherwise no longer have access to the original files. A lot of the art I have in the early days of my art blog are in that boat. I did this process JUST for that reason and I was pretty astonished at just how many pieces of media it backs up! (literally all of it) Drawings I didn’t even realize were sitting in my archive due to having been posted to text posts or undercuts, or untagged for years! It’s worth it if just for that, even if tumblr isn’t shutting down or deleting your blog.

reference. 

This is just for windows users, but just in case some of my followers can use it!

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the-wolfbats

It works on Mac, the only thing is the PATH will be fomatted differently (see image).

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justice for mod silver

what the hell is this?!!

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♥♡♀mod amy♀♡♥

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jellycarp

This is a moment in history

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bunney

WHERES THE FULL LENGTH FILM

Honestly throw back to this This was the peak of tumblr

Is

Is this real

Can I get a tumblr history lesson

Tumblr history lesson coming up

alright so its May 30th 2015, and this blog appears out of the blue. It’s a self-proclaimed REAL SJW blog, only they made a point of hating ‘special snowflakes’ aka any gender or sexuality that were not one of the well-known ones. 

They all take the persona of a Sonic character, and at the time of the blog’s creation there were 6: Mods Sonic, Shadow, Amy, Tikal, Tails….and Silver. The blog hadn’t been active for 24 hours before Mod Silver allegedly closed the ask box. As you can see from the rules page at the time, this was a clear violation of the rules:

The other mods were displeased, in particular Mod Amy who ignored his stated reasons for doing so and furiously demanded that he contact her on skype.

Mod Silver was promptly removed from the blog for his first offence, however not before the blog’s followers took note of another rule on the list: Be kind to Mod Silver.

The tumblr masses became angry at Mod Amy’s hypocrisy and called for her to be removed from the blog, starting the trends #IStandWithModSilver and #DownWithModAmy. She responded by saying she had done nothing wrong by disobeying the Mod Silver rule as the rules had been updated after his removal:

This only made Mod Silver sympathizers angrier, increasing the pressure on Mod Amy. The whole thing upset Mods Tails and Tikal greatly, with Mod Tails trying to stand up for Mod Silver and Mod Tikal refusing to pick a side.

At the end of the day, the blog had 10,000 followers, and both Mod Amy and Mod Sonic confirmed that Mod Silver was gone for good. 

BUT WE AREN’T DONE.

The very next day, Mod Tails resigned after alleged harassment by Mod Amy.  Mod Sonic then revealed that he and Mod Amy had been dating in secret. Mod Knuckles was recruited, hoping to be a peacemaker of sorts, and became the only Mod with the authority to change the rules. Later the same day, Mod Tikal was banned from the blog after labeling herself a demigirl, which violated the ‘special snowflake’ rule:

On June 1st, Mod Sally joined the blog, but it simply made things worse as Mod Amy immediately suspected that Mod Sonic might have feelings for them. This caused an argument between the three, with Mod Shadow helping to stir up dust by making posts about Mod Sonic’s supposed crush. Knowing he was likely going to be banned, Mod Shadow then made his final post:

Mod Sonic replied the next day confirming Mod Shadow’s removal. He then changed his name to Mod Super Sonic, and removed Mod Knuckles from the Mod List without warning for a violation of the rules (debated below):

After which Mod Sally resigned, unwilling to put up with all the drama. Mod Amy was then unexpectedly banned by Mod Sonic, who had once again changed his name:

Mod Sonic was now the only Mod left, and nobody knew what he would do next. The answer turned out to be… nothing, as 6 days of inactivity was a violation of the rules, and he left the blog. The story get less interesting from here.

Mods Silver and Shadow returned to the blog alongside new Mods Blaze, Classic Sonic, and Classic Amy (both of which claimed not to be the originals). After a kerfuffle involving Mod Shadow claiming that Mod Silver encouraged hate of Mod Amy (which he then took back), Mods Classic Sonic and Classic Amy were removed for inactivity.

FAST FORWARD TO AUGUST 2016, Mod Shadow became angry when a new Mod refused to pick a Sonic character for the blog, instead choosing Nagito Komaeda from Dangan Ronpa 2. They began arguing immediately:

Since then, the blog has changed its theme to include Dangan Ronpa characters rather than Sonic ones, thought their URL remains the same. PLEASE look up screenshots, there are way more than the ones I included, but this post is long enough already. So ends the tale of Sonic For Real Justice, as I remember it

I’VE BEEN WONDERING FOR SO LONG

they’re a fun gay yugioh blog now

ya

~mod yugioh

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i genuinely believe that 2012 was the optimal tumblr experience. like if you didnt live through 2012, you havent fully understood how much of a hell site this is. to jog some ppl’s memories:

  • francieum
  • quirkybrittany
  • justgirlythings
  • “I like your shoelaces” “I stole them from the president” and people actually fucking doing this in public
  • we still called porn fics “smut” and “lemons”
  • “you must be fun at parties”
  • cole sprouse’s tumblr social experiment, and some people taking it so seriously that they threatened mass suicide
  • mitt romney
  • hetastuck (hetalia and homestuck fandoms were moirails i guess)
  • hussieruya (people unironically shipping the creators of hetalia and homestuck)
  • andrew hussie actually asking about hussieruya in his twitter
  • the obsession with andrew hussie’s lips
  • superwholock fandom (this was their prime)
  • supernatural has a gif for everything
  • “Fuck you watson” somehow being praised as the best comeback possible?? ok lol
  • hipster side of tumblr vs fandom side of tumblr, and all those pictures of the two coexisting to bring some sort of peace? as if we were at war with each other?? wtf was up with that
  • the dumbest fake stories holy shit, and everyone believed them
  • benedict cumberbatch everywhere
  • that sherlock gif of benedict cumberbatch looking into a door’s peep hole and people saying how if you cover one side of his face he looks confident but if you cover the other side he looks sad, so they said he’s the best actor in the world or whatever
  • gangnam style everywhere
  • people being shamed from using memes or even saying the word meme
  • “Oh, you facebook people think tumblr is boring? Well, we’ll find you…Supernatural fandom, grab your demons! Sherlock fandom, grab your Watsons! Doctor Who fandom, grab your Tardises! Harry Potter fandom, grab your wands! Homestuck fandom, grab your strife cards! Hetalia fandom, grab your pasta!” proceed for 1628519 more fandoms
  • “im pretty sure thats taylor swift” “no thats becky”
  • the dancing chandler gif from friends
  • “Reblog if you dont have a problem with gay marriage!” followed by ten mile long additions of rainbow gifs and pictures and 9gag memes
  • potato jesus (i’ll admit, this was actually funny)
  • the reblog button being at the top of posts
  • cuil theory, aka “i give you a hamburger”
  • 27 comments on a post just saying “INSTANT REBLOG” or “PRESS PLAY
  • song mixups from people “accidentally opening a bunch of tabs playing music” but it was actually from a pop mix album
  • “ah, the scalene triangle”
  • XD vs :D discourse
  • the most reblogged picture on tumblr
  • doge
  • men of tumblr
  • the cursed long ass “fedoras arent that bad!” post
  • touch my butt and buy me pizza
  • spread this like wildfire
  • tumblr university (complete with uniforms)
  • tumblr island
  • tumblr nation
  • these all would lead to the creation and failure of dashcon
  • tumblr prom

That sounds like an actual nightmare.

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mirab3lle

Look into my eyes.

It WAS

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staff

Tumblr Tuesday: ASCII Art

Alpha Gravy (@alphagravy)

It isn’t the ASCII art you’re used to, but it is the high-end ASCII art you deserve. Check out more of @alphagravy‘s original GIFs in their #gravygif tag. 

Samayalost (@samayalost)

What you need to know about this fine piece of work is that it’s titled “HamsterBoy.” We hope your day is better for it. 

scenex (@scenex)

This is what real friendship looks like. 

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