the troubling religious implications in how the Grinch stole CHRISTmas. I saw a clip from the 2018 Grinch movie and the who’s sang the line ‘remember Christ, our savior.“ Which means a) there was a who-christ and b) there was a who-cifixion
character who is exactly My Type™️ of fave: exists
me:
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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that swing had more screen time than tenten
2018 really tried to kill me but I found out I can’t die
Tumblr staff making sure no Pornographic Blasphemy gets posted
Thats just me looking for somewhere to tinkle
my favourite part of Orwell’s writing is when he described anime glasses flashing in 1945
so that post about how you can get around the bot by tagging things “#sfw”? uhhhhh it’s TRUE.
i did a little test in my drafts:
i am losing my goddamn mind like how is it possible to be this stupid
Fucking hell?!?!!??
u can just tell jake gyllenhaal has a nice dick it’s in his eyes
his dick is where
now that having basically any image in your posts places you at risk of getting flagged for “sensitive content” by the new algorithms, we’re just going have to start posting our reaction images in text format
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cant flag images as sensitive if you dont actually post any images
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buttcheek
Me: *Posts picture of a stick*
Tumblr: IS THAT A DICK!? BOOKEM BOYS!!
Staff: We’re getting rid of all adult content on Dec. 17th to combat illegal content!
Everyone: You do realize this ban only hurts the people producing legal content, right? Like, those small pages posting illegal stuff never tag their pages appropriately, and don’t care about having to remake a new blog if theirs gets nuked because they can just make a new burner account to post that stuff again.
Staff: …
Everyone: The only adult content that will likely be spreading around would be the illegal content, since you are strong-arming the legally-abiding and responsible adult content creators who take care to tag and label their content and not post anything that’s god damn illegal.
Staff: …
Everyone: That’s also assuming that there won’t be people that just continue posting adult content, either with censor bars or cuts to bypass the adult content check, or by just posting whatever anyway and not caring.
Staff: …
Everyone: None if this even addresses the racism problems that people did have, including the adult bloggers you are now getting rid of. You can’t just get rid of text posts or images of disgusting rheotoric unless there’s a nipple in the mix, yeah?
Staff: …
Everyone: Speaking of which, this new plan of yours still requires moderation, which is seemingly the main responsibility you are actively dodging with this adult content ban measure.
Staff: …
Everyone: So now, basically nothing will have changed except for all the responsible adult content creators being gone that made up a decent number of your most active and loyal users, some of the most active critics and filters of racist content users being banned, and the only people being left posting illegal content or blatantly breaking your rules to post legal adult content to spite you.
How did you think this was going to pan out?
Staff: … but we said no adult content tho.
anime writer: okay so this fight scene has a lot of environmental destruction. the ground is fracturing, buildings are crumbling. these lads are going ham,,
animator:
important additions giving credit where credit is due
