majicmarker reblogged
📺 tv & movie name-drops from ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴛᴇᴇɴ ꜱᴇx ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅʏ : a millennial coming-of-age parody (lite)
[…] “Well, fuck me, maybe I was harboring some hope that this was all an elaborate scheme to get my attention.” He winks at her. “Like 10 Things I Hate About You. You’re learning French for me, that sorta thing.”
“I can barely read in English, and you think I’d learn French? I’d rather just ask you out.”
“It’s only true love if you gotta scheme to get it. Christ, Trixie Stix,” he mutters into another swig, “watch a fuckin’ movie.”
She pokes his side. He snorts soda up his nose.
(book description under the cut)