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maj | she/her | indie romcom-ish author | friendly suburban witch (aka fist-fighting my tarot cards in the ihop parking lot)
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[…] I think, ultimately, that’s what I get out of every one of these songs: The will to try, because there’s a little bit of hope in everything. Sometimes you just have to crack yourself open and let it out, and show the people you love that, if nothing else, you can all share this.

And that’s not nothing, not at all.

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just ran the numbers and i am very much strapped for cash and will be for the foreseeable future (barring some miraculous sudden windfall, which, not hedging my bets on that, so—)

with the new year ominously around the corner, i'm offering tarot readings for some insight into your year ahead:

  • $20 for a two-card check-in (want vs. need)
  • $45 for a basic four-card spread (the issue at hand + past/present/future influences and guidance)
  • $60 for an issue-specific spread (love, career, dream interpretation if you're into that, etc.)
  • $100 for the celtic cross (if you INSIST)

also!:

  • editing services (rate dependent on the project—DM me if you have anything in the works, and we can chat more. my experience ranges from résumés to fiction manuscripts in any and all stages of development. if you're indie publishing, i can also provide back cover text, taglines, and optimized search keywords for amazon.)

or, if you feel like just Giving Me Money but you want to give less than the aforementioned rates, here's my ko-fi.

(you can also buy my books! that money just takes a hot minute to actually get to me, so as much as my creative integrity would prefer this route... yk how it is.)

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just discovered your hellcheer writing and i’ve only just come up for air and im still reeling — think you’re so good at writing eddie especially !!!!

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this is so sweet, thank you so much! writing eddie in particular definitely cracked something open for me in my overall creative expression? so. it always means the world when my interpretation of him resonates with readers, because it tells me i'm going in the right direction for myself in my original work too. <3

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[…] I don’t believe in censorship in the media. I’m not going to do it in my own life. I’m not going to change a thing about myself, except to be more of myself.

I’m going to wear my rainbow outfits, and I’m going to make my books more queer (not sure how that’s possible, since my books are all about Being Queer, but—). I’m not going to keep my mouth politely shut when some friend-of-a-friend loudmouths their microaggressions and bigotry, because there is no “agree to disagree” when it comes to people’s right to be a person, and you don’t get to decide who they are.

That doesn’t feel like a lot, sometimes. But it’s what I know I can do.

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just ran the numbers and i am very much strapped for cash and will be for the foreseeable future (barring some miraculous sudden windfall, which, not hedging my bets on that, so—)

with the new year ominously around the corner, i'm offering tarot readings for some insight into your year ahead:

  • $20 for a two-card check-in (want vs. need)
  • $45 for a basic four-card spread (the issue at hand + past/present/future influences and guidance)
  • $60 for an issue-specific spread (love, career, dream interpretation if you're into that, etc.)
  • $100 for the celtic cross (if you INSIST)

also!:

  • editing services (rate dependent on the project—DM me if you have anything in the works, and we can chat more. my experience ranges from résumés to fiction manuscripts in any and all stages of development. if you're indie publishing, i can also provide back cover text, taglines, and optimized search keywords for amazon.)

or, if you feel like just Giving Me Money but you want to give less than the aforementioned rates, here's my ko-fi.

(you can also buy my books! that money just takes a hot minute to actually get to me, so as much as my creative integrity would prefer this route... yk how it is.)

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without deep-diving into all the Things bc frankly i don’t think it matters and i’m on the verge of an emotional breakdown as it is… little bit increasingly overwhelmed by moolah happenings rn, so. offering free digital copies of my romcom books (full descriptions under the cut) to anyone who can donate smthn, just shoot me a DM!

(i am very aware that there are lots of other happenings around the world at present more deserving of donations. i’m just kinda outta carrots here, and here we are.)

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without deep-diving into all the Things bc frankly i don’t think it matters and i’m on the verge of an emotional breakdown as it is… little bit increasingly overwhelmed by moolah happenings rn, so. offering free digital copies of my romcom books (full descriptions under the cut) to anyone who can donate smthn, just shoot me a DM!

(i am very aware that there are lots of other happenings around the world at present more deserving of donations. i’m just kinda outta carrots here, and here we are.)

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📺 tv & movie name-drops from ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴛᴇᴇɴ ꜱᴇx ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅʏ : a millennial coming-of-age parody (lite)

[…] “Well, fuck me, maybe I was harboring some hope that this was all an elaborate scheme to get my attention.” He winks at her. “Like 10 Things I Hate About You. You’re learning French for me, that sorta thing.”

“I can barely read in English, and you think I’d learn French? I’d rather just ask you out.”

“It’s only true love if you gotta scheme to get it. Christ, Trixie Stix,” he mutters into another swig, “watch a fuckin’ movie.”

She pokes his side. He snorts soda up his nose.

(book description under the cut)

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truly amazing that i don't feel like working on the poetry book tonight bc it's just kind of melancholy? (not necessarily Bad, just... deeply introspective and it both clears my head and bums me out?) and for once i feel like Being Happy so for the weekend i'm gonna try to refocus on a project that gives me that

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