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Ao3: VeeTheRee || This is my sideblog ||  My fics: Where the Northwind Meets the Sea | Harry Potter and the Adventures of Sherlock Holmes || Let's be friends? :) || I ship: johnlock//mystrade//drarry ||
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Potterlock Headcanons for My Fic #4

(Hp and the Adventures of SH) - to possibly implement

  • Mystrade duo like to trash talk Ministry officials in the wee hours of the morning after their Secret Case(TM) debriefs
  • speaking of which, Magnussen is the Chief of the Daily Prophet... do you sense the drama and double-double toil and trouble? <3
  • sherlock once apparently sneezed so hard while practising some Tranfiguration spell that he set McGonagall's hat on fire, no he will not elaborate
  • Draco has a raven friend he named Sherlock after his cousin, because he misses him
  • Harry, Ron, and Hermione, however, also befriend the same raven... but named him Crowley for the lols
  • did you know that something tragic happened to Sherlock and John between their Hogwarts' 1980s graduation and 1997? yeah~
  • Blake being an American transferring to the UK is the best way to vent an outsider's frustration with the system, especially magic
  • here is me making Mycroft into the softest, most emotional and emotionally-intelligent character in the fic, yes i will elaborate (with following chapters). i like mycroft, okay? he deserves better, which is why he needs to much angst too
  • bewop! Jim Moriarty, another boy who is in the Lucky Seven gang is very good friends with Carl Powers. he also has a pretty bitchy sister Janine who is really into the pureblood bs, dilemma ensues
  • i should write more on the L7 but i dunno what exactly... hmm, also on patronuses and the magical system
  • oh!! yeah Greg is our lil' bean, but did you know he can rip guys twice his size into pieces? his half-blood heritage has to do with it!
  • uhhh let's say that Mycroft has a way to reach Sirius in Azkaban, and is maybe the only person who never gave up on his uncle despite nowehere near any evidence. which iiiis why you should stay tuned! *mwah*

thank you for reading, headcanons or fic or both, I love you! I also have a post titled 'Why Mycroft Holmes Can (and Will) Oppose Dumbledore' in my drafts in the works so maybe stay tuned for it too, if you're interested?

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Potterlock Headcanons for My Fic #4

(Hp and the Adventures of SH) - to possibly implement

  • Mystrade duo like to trash talk Ministry officials in the wee hours of the morning after their Secret Case(TM) debriefs
  • speaking of which, Magnussen is the Chief of the Daily Prophet... do you sense the drama and double-double toil and trouble? <3
  • sherlock once apparently sneezed so hard while practising some Tranfiguration spell that he set McGonagall's hat on fire, no he will not elaborate
  • Draco has a raven friend he named Sherlock after his cousin, because he misses him
  • Harry, Ron, and Hermione, however, also befriend the same raven... but named him Crowley for the lols
  • did you know that something tragic happened to Sherlock and John between their Hogwarts' 1980s graduation and 1997? yeah~
  • Blake being an American transferring to the UK is the best way to vent an outsider's frustration with the system, especially magic
  • here is me making Mycroft into the softest, most emotional and emotionally-intelligent character in the fic, yes i will elaborate (with following chapters). i like mycroft, okay? he deserves better, which is why he needs to much angst too
  • bewop! Jim Moriarty, another boy who is in the Lucky Seven gang is very good friends with Carl Powers. he also has a pretty bitchy sister Janine who is really into the pureblood bs, dilemma ensues
  • i should write more on the L7 but i dunno what exactly... hmm, also on patronuses and the magical system
  • oh!! yeah Greg is our lil' bean, but did you know he can rip guys twice his size into pieces? his half-blood heritage has to do with it!
  • uhhh let's say that Mycroft has a way to reach Sirius in Azkaban, and is maybe the only person who never gave up on his uncle despite nowehere near any evidence. which iiiis why you should stay tuned! *mwah*

thank you for reading, headcanons or fic or both, I love you! I also have a post titled 'Why Mycroft Holmes Can (and Will) Oppose Dumbledore' in my drafts in the works so maybe stay tuned for it too, if you're interested?

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me @ myself: fic writing is a hobby and you’re not obliged to do it if you’re not inspired

also me @ myself: you are WASTING valuable fic writing time!! you need to write!! or u will die actually! thanks!

So true

And when u finally get the time, some sort of Adult Responsibility™ HAS TO COME IN AND TRASH ME

Oh?? You say Vee has to work?? Vee needs to do paperwork??? JAIL FOR RESPONSIBILITY!! JAIL FOR RESPONSIBILITY FOR 1000 YEARS!!!!!!

I just want to write about gays

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helloliriels

The Year of the Crack Fic

2022 the challenge is on! Submit entries at any time!

Have a crazy idea you've been meaning to write?? Let those plot bunnies run WILD and FREE!!!! Take a serious concept and make it beyond idiotic! Take an utterly ridiculous concept and make it valid! Spice up those endings with a Shyamalan twist! Give me the crackiest crack you can cook up! ... I wanna piece o' this insanity!!!

To join in the fun, simply submit your fic to the collection! Now OPEN on AO3🎉by tagging '2022: The Year of The Crack Fic' 🎊[2022_Crack_Fix]

Any length: 10 words to Ao3's limit! idgaf! Short fics might be easiest? but if it becomes a monster, I won't reject it! Make it worth it babes!

Any rating level: Please properly tag your entries! If there's any whump or sadness, but you can justify the crack ... I'll allow it!

WANTED: Crack concept, Crack plot, or Crack twist, Johnlock, Mystrade or sherlock crack pairing welcome💋the winner with the most kudos by the end of the year will get their choice of fan art made (your choice, cover/pairing/prompt) as prize! Multiple submissions per user accepted. Fill our inboxes with SMILES and share the happy!

Any questions let me know?? This is my first time issuing a challenge and consider the gauntlet thrown down. Awwwwww....

😏 2022 😄

Come at me, bro!

ARE YOU IN?? (accepting all answers in the form of GIFs - bahaha!) READERS and WRITERS feel free to STEAL THE BANNER and tag #YEAR OF THE CRACK FIC 2022 when posting/sharing entries (not required, but welcome to!). Tags below cut!

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Summary: After their sixth year, the Golden Trio is facing the biggest challenge of their lives - destroying the horcruxes. But it doesn't have to be as painstaking when you've got help. And not just some ordinary help, but Sherlock Holmes and his companion John Watson as well. However, they have to dive into their past, see what events led them to stand here in the present, dangerous times. Only that may reveal even bigger threats lying underneath the already too calm surface of approaching death and foes ready to strike at any moment, while Mycroft and Greg Lestrade take on a case to unveil Dumbledore's plans for Harry. This is the story of how johnlock (in 1980s), drarry and mystrade (in 1990s) came to life, despite the circumstances.

Relationships: johnlock, drarry, mystrade

Chapters: 3/60

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Summary: After their sixth year, the Golden Trio is facing the biggest challenge of their lives - destroying the horcruxes. But it doesn't have to be as painstaking when you've got help. And not just some ordinary help, but Sherlock Holmes and his companion John Watson as well. However, they have to dive into their past, see what events led them to stand here in the present, dangerous times. Only that may reveal even bigger threats lying underneath the already too calm surface of approaching death and foes ready to strike at any moment, while Mycroft and Greg Lestrade take on a case to unveil Dumbledore's plans for Harry. This is the story of how johnlock (in 1980s), drarry and mystrade (in 1990s) came to life, despite the circumstances.

Relationships: johnlock, drarry, mystrade

Chapters: 3/60

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Summary: After their sixth year, the Golden Trio is facing the biggest challenge of their lives - destroying the horcruxes. But it doesn't have to be as painstaking when you've got help. And not just some ordinary help, but Sherlock Holmes and his companion John Watson as well. However, they have to dive into their past, see what events led them to stand here in the present, dangerous times. Only that may reveal even bigger threats lying underneath the already too calm surface of approaching death and foes ready to strike at any moment, while Mycroft and Greg Lestrade take on a case to unveil Dumbledore's plans for Harry. This is the story of how johnlock (in 1980s), drarry and mystrade (in 1990s) came to life, despite the circumstances.

Relationships: johnlock, drarry, mystrade

Chapters: 3/60

Chapter 3 is out as well!

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Summary: After their sixth year, the Golden Trio is facing the biggest challenge of their lives - destroying the horcruxes. But it doesn't have to be as painstaking when you've got help. And not just some ordinary help, but Sherlock Holmes and his companion John Watson as well. However, they have to dive into their past, see what events led them to stand here in the present, dangerous times. Only that may reveal even bigger threats lying underneath the already too calm surface of approaching death and foes ready to strike at any moment, while Mycroft and Greg Lestrade take on a case to unveil Dumbledore's plans for Harry. This is the story of how johnlock (in 1980s), drarry and mystrade (in 1990s) came to life, despite the circumstances.

Relationships: johnlock, drarry, mystrade

Chapters: 3/60

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Summary: After their sixth year, the Golden Trio is facing the biggest challenge of their lives - destroying the horcruxes. But it doesn't have to be as painstaking when you've got help. And not just some ordinary help, but Sherlock Holmes and his companion John Watson as well. However, they have to dive into their past, see what events led them to stand here in the present, dangerous times. Only that may reveal even bigger threats lying underneath the already too calm surface of approaching death and foes ready to strike at any moment, while Mycroft and Greg Lestrade take on a case to unveil Dumbledore's plans for Harry. This is the story of how johnlock (in 1980s), drarry and mystrade (in 1990s) came to life, despite the circumstances.

Relationships: johnlock, drarry, mystrade

Chapters: 3/60

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helloliriels

I WANT YOU!!! (that's right!)

For the '2022 Year of the Crack Fic' challenge!

What's YOUR idea of crack??! BRING IT!! No time to write?! No worries! SUBSCRIBE!! Get each fantastic NEW entry as they appear! READ ALL ENTRIES HERE! Read our basic rules HERE! ASK ME ANYTHING if you have a question? Don't be shy! I DON'T BITE! (maybe? possibly?) I make no promises ...

OPEN FOR ENTRIES UNTIL THE END OF THE YEAR! (Scribble a few ideas down ... see what happens ) 😏😊

⚠️ Warning! Crack fic posts not to be taken seriously. Except the challenge. Totally serious. ⚠️

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A Sherlock Merfolk/Landfolk AU a.k.a mer!lock

Tags: Alternate Universe - Magic, Merfolk/Landfolk AU, Hurt/Comfort, BAMF John Watson, Mute Sherlock, Healer John Watson, Sherlock Being Sherlock, Possessive Sherlock, Protective John, Angst and Romance, Magic-Users, Mycroft Being Mycroft, Worldbuilding, Mystery, Case Fic, John Has a Beard Relationships: Johnlock, Mystrade Summary:  In a world where the oceans are the size of common-known continents and the land spans over the gigantic sizes of oceans as we know them, the human race is divided among two opposites: the landfolk and the merfolk. John Watson, a healer and a courier, is just returning through the Nazca Plate near the Southern Ocean back North, but by chance he catches a smuggler that has kidnapped a merfolk. The creature in question - Sherlock - has found himself on land without his magic and is essentially helpless. But how did he end up outside of his natural habitat, why isn’t he the only one, and why won’t he tell John what happened? There’s no other option than to bring the wounded merfolk with him, heal him, and along the way, get to know him better. Hopefully they will solve the puzzle of the disappearing merfolk together.

Chapters: 6/40 (approximately) Chapter 1|Chapter 2|Chapter 3|Chapter4|Chapter 5|Chapter 6|

North Wind Update

“Put them back on, Sherlock,” John said. He ignored the undertone of warning behind the words deliberately. He liked their little games. “I mean it. Get the socks.”

Sherlock looked up at him, eyelashes batting at him sweetly, innocently. John’s eyebrows hitched up, expectant. And then Sherlock flipped him off.

“You tosser. I should’ve known better than to teach you that.”

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by VeeTheRee (me)

A Sherlock Merfolk/Landfolk AU a.k.a mer!lock

Tags: Alternate Universe - Magic, Merfolk/Landfolk AU, Hurt/Comfort, BAMF John Watson, Mute Sherlock, Healer John Watson, Sherlock Being Sherlock, Possessive Sherlock, Protective John, Angst and Romance, Magic-Users, Mycroft Being Mycroft, Worldbuilding, Mystery, Case Fic, John Has a Beard Relationships: Johnlock, Mystrade Summary:  In a world where the oceans are the size of common-known continents and the land spans over the gigantic sizes of oceans as we know them, the human race is divided among two opposites: the landfolk and the merfolk. John Watson, a healer and a courier, is just returning through the Nazca Plate near the Southern Ocean back North, but by chance he catches a smuggler that has kidnapped a merfolk. The creature in question - Sherlock - has found himself on land without his magic and is essentially helpless. But how did he end up outside of his natural habitat, why isn’t he the only one, and why won’t he tell John what happened? There’s no other option than to bring the wounded merfolk with him, heal him, and along the way, get to know him better. Hopefully they will solve the puzzle of the disappearing merfolk together.

Chapters: 6/40 (approximately) Chapter 1|Chapter 2|Chapter 3|Chapter4|Chapter 5|Chapter 6|

North Wind Update

“Put them back on, Sherlock,” John said. He ignored the undertone of warning behind the words deliberately. He liked their little games. “I mean it. Get the socks.”

Sherlock looked up at him, eyelashes batting at him sweetly, innocently. John’s eyebrows hitched up, expectant. And then Sherlock flipped him off.

“You tosser. I should’ve known better than to teach you that.”

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Don’t get me wrong I like mystrade potterlock fics where they’re in their 7th year, but what I need is mystrade where they work at the ministry of magic and bitch about Umbridge and Magnussen, whom I headcanon as the chief of the Daily Prophet who makes it difficult for them both

they bitch together after conferences and interviews with the Prophet because lord knows it’s obnoxious, and slowly fall for each other

gimme ministry of magic mystrade

anyway that’s what I’ll be doing in my fic

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by VeeTheRee (me)

A Sherlock Merfolk/Landfolk AU a.k.a mer!lock

Tags: Alternate Universe - Magic, Merfolk/Landfolk AU, Hurt/Comfort, BAMF John Watson, Mute Sherlock, Healer John Watson, Sherlock Being Sherlock, Possessive Sherlock, Protective John, Angst and Romance, Magic-Users, Mycroft Being Mycroft, Worldbuilding, Mystery, Case Fic, John Has a Beard Relationships: Johnlock, Mystrade Summary:  In a world where the oceans are the size of common-known continents and the land spans over the gigantic sizes of oceans as we know them, the human race is divided among two opposites: the landfolk and the merfolk. John Watson, a healer and a courier, is just returning through the Nazca Plate near the Southern Ocean back North, but by chance he catches a smuggler that has kidnapped a merfolk. The creature in question - Sherlock - has found himself on land without his magic and is essentially helpless. But how did he end up outside of his natural habitat, why isn’t he the only one, and why won’t he tell John what happened? There’s no other option than to bring the wounded merfolk with him, heal him, and along the way, get to know him better. Hopefully they will solve the puzzle of the disappearing merfolk together.

Chapters: 6/40 (approximately) Chapter 1|Chapter 2|Chapter 3|Chapter4|Chapter 5|Chapter 6|

North Wind Update

“Put them back on, Sherlock,” John said. He ignored the undertone of warning behind the words deliberately. He liked their little games. “I mean it. Get the socks.”

Sherlock looked up at him, eyelashes batting at him sweetly, innocently. John’s eyebrows hitched up, expectant. And then Sherlock flipped him off.

“You tosser. I should’ve known better than to teach you that.”

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by VeeTheRee (me)

A Sherlock Merfolk/Landfolk AU a.k.a mer!lock

Tags: Alternate Universe - Magic, Merfolk/Landfolk AU, Hurt/Comfort, BAMF John Watson, Mute Sherlock, Healer John Watson, Sherlock Being Sherlock, Possessive Sherlock, Protective John, Angst and Romance, Magic-Users, Mycroft Being Mycroft, Worldbuilding, Mystery, Case Fic, John Has a Beard Relationships: Johnlock, Mystrade Summary:  In a world where the oceans are the size of common-known continents and the land spans over the gigantic sizes of oceans as we know them, the human race is divided among two opposites: the landfolk and the merfolk. John Watson, a healer and a courier, is just returning through the Nazca Plate near the Southern Ocean back North, but by chance he catches a smuggler that has kidnapped a merfolk. The creature in question - Sherlock - has found himself on land without his magic and is essentially helpless. But how did he end up outside of his natural habitat, why isn’t he the only one, and why won’t he tell John what happened? There’s no other option than to bring the wounded merfolk with him, heal him, and along the way, get to know him better. Hopefully they will solve the puzzle of the disappearing merfolk together.

Chapters: 6/40 (approximately) Chapter 1|Chapter 2|Chapter 3|Chapter4|Chapter 5|Chapter 6|

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by VeeTheRee (me)

A Sherlock Merfolk/Landfolk AU a.k.a mer!lock

Tags: Alternate Universe - Magic, Merfolk/Landfolk AU, Hurt/Comfort, BAMF John Watson, Mute Sherlock, Healer John Watson, Sherlock Being Sherlock, Possessive Sherlock, Protective John, Angst and Romance, Magic-Users, Mycroft Being Mycroft, Worldbuilding, Mystery, Case Fic, John Has a Beard Relationships: Johnlock, Mystrade Summary:  In a world where the oceans are the size of common-known continents and the land spans over the gigantic sizes of oceans as we know them, the human race is divided among two opposites: the landfolk and the merfolk. John Watson, a healer and a courier, is just returning through the Nazca Plate near the Southern Ocean back North, but by chance he catches a smuggler that has kidnapped a merfolk. The creature in question - Sherlock - has found himself on land without his magic and is essentially helpless. But how did he end up outside of his natural habitat, why isn’t he the only one, and why won’t he tell John what happened? There’s no other option than to bring the wounded merfolk with him, heal him, and along the way, get to know him better. Hopefully they will solve the puzzle of the disappearing merfolk together.

Chapters: 6/40 (approximately) Chapter 1|Chapter 2|Chapter 3|Chapter4|Chapter 5|Chapter 6|

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