peace and love on my dash this afternoon

hey man i'm going on vacation for 86 yoctoseconds can you watch my pet hydrogen-5 isotope while i'm gone

Hana-Rawhiti Kareariki Maipi-Clarke, the youngest MP in Aotearoa, starts a haka to protest the first vote on a bill reinterpreting the 1840 Treaty of Waitangi

they can try all they want but AI speed paints/art process videos will never capture the intensely human artistic endeavor of drawing and undoing and redrawing the same simple shape or line 400 times rapidfire in a drawing thats pushing you closer to the edge with every lift of the pen

AI art will suck forever because robots cant want to kill themselves

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.

lost her watertight seal

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I fully understand why "character A is astounded at the sight of character B's penis" is a specific kink that gets tagged for, but the fact that some platforms choose to tag this kink as "penis awe" is unintentionally very funny. Now I'm picturing penis experience kink tags for all those other allegedly transcendent emotions in the glossary of your Philosophy 101 textbook. Penis faith. Penis Weltschmerz. Penis apprehension of the absurd.

The existence of penis awe must therefore imply its antagonistic opposite, cock ennui.

#ennuiner #if you will (tags via @blujayonthewing)

Cult of the lamb costume ideas maybe? 👀 inspired by yaelokre vibes

My favorite is "why is that funny" or "why do YOU find that funny" makes them have to think about WHY they think hate is funny, and WHY they think that what they just said is an okay thing to say.

bdaaayy [happy]

this has reduced me to tears

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

BREAKING: a bi-curious hot dog vendor at Yankee Stadium has posted a Spotify link.

this is making me lose it

As a feminist I don’t think about anything when I jerk off I kinda just piece togther conceptual abstracts