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aboutiroh

You know what’s astonishing about Katara? She grew up in a world without bending.

It’s not surprising that Sokka calls her bending ‘magic water’ in the first episode. It might as well have been magic to them at that point; they had never seen it in practice until they meet Aang.

So not only did Katara not have any teachers, she didn’t have any kind of guidance, no visual aids, no idea of how bending is supposed to look or work. The first time she ever sees actual waterbending movements is when she steals the waterbending scroll from the pirates. The first time she meets another waterbender is when she reaches the North Pole, where within weeks she outmasters pretty much everyone and goes on to teach the Avatar.

Everything she does is so incredibly impressive, and yet I can’t help but feel the most proud of her when she catches a fish on that little boat.

Literally insane to think about. Hama was the last waterbender of the south to be captured, when she was a young woman, i believe in her late teens / early 20s. She is approximately the same age as Kanna. Katara’s parents were born into a tribe in which all the benders were already gone. Then they grew up and had her. Thats two generations raised with the stories of a lost tradition, “back when my mother was young”, “back when gran gran was young”. decades of learning how to live without, how to adapt and survive. Decades of bending, in this far off, remote land, becoming a distant memory. Everything Katara learned before the scroll might as well have been reinventing bending itself. Did she beg the elders for stories about their lost friends and family, trying to glean some insight into how they did what they did? The southern raiders ship is forever frozen in place. Did she look at it, and wonder how anyone could command water at that scale, while she struggled to lift a fish?

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the way that the air nomad's lifestyle was so deeply communal and aang is the only one left. the way that he is so fundamentally alienated from the world to the extent that he is literally referred to as a living relic. the way that pragmatism and everyone around him are telling him that the only way to save the world is to betray his nearly extinct culture. the way that he befriends katara so quickly and deeply. the way he goes on to befriend everyone he meets and improve their lives by his very presence. the way he never fully gives up on his identity as the last airbender, even when his identity as the avatar threatens it. the way he saves the world through asserting his cultural values.

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snarkylinda

I just love how pretty much all of Ash's friends (and pokemon) have such an "it's ok, he is stronk- but also really quick to throw himself head first into danger, ASH NO-" And proceeds to be his protection squad. Not out of exterior danger, but of him throwing himself on it.

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Consider:

We've all seen Robin gets deaged fics. We've all seen Batman gets deaged fics. BUT Have we seen a Batman and Robin get deaged fic?

Imagine, you're Alfred Pennyworth. (I know, you need a moment to adjust to suddenly being the coolest and most badass person in the world. I'll wait.) You're at Wayne Manor, still awake at two AM, because your charge makes strange life choices. The phone rings.

You answer, and a familiar voice you haven't heard in a long time, saturated with confusion and stress, asks you to come pick him up. Bruce tells you he just woke up in an alley next to a toddler tangled up in a yellow cape. Sure enough, you arrive to find a seventeen year old Bruce Wayne holding a three year old Dick Grayson, looking at you with pleading eyes.

So of course you call the Justice League, and they are just delighted. Teenage Bruce! Grumpy baby goth boy! Clark can't stop smiling. The fact that Bruce is Dick's favorite person and he wants constant hugs is a source of great merriment.

So while the league works on that, Bruce learns about what his life has become. Maybe he even writes a letter to his adult self full of scathing criticisms. He just, so would, you know? Bruce complains to Alfred about his adult self; Alfred used all the restraint in the world not to comment.

IDK, I have a lot more thoughts, but I just keep picturing the prototype of the batscowl having the unintentional side effect of making the entire Justice League break out in soppy grins. Bruce gets angrier and angrier, but then baby Dick tugs at him asking for Bruce to "Ree me stowy." And Bruce is like "Once this hungry caterpillar is full, it's over for you bitches." Diana can't stop laughing, and now neither can I.

ok but imagine interactions with jim gordon. he turns on the batsignal fully expecting, ya know, Batman, but instead he gets this sassy teenager with a saggy, oversized batsuit and a "i'll fight god for half a bagel" attitude

jim, who was fully expecting a full grown vigilante but was instead met with a skinny beanpole: .........is something wrong?

bruce, 17, a feral raccoon: yeah there's something wrong with YOU

jim, who hasn't seen this level of attitude from anyone since babs was a teenager:

dick, sitting in a baby carrier on bruce's back and sucking on a lollipop because bruce has no idea how to take care of kids:

but what I REALLY like to think about is how protective teen!Bruce would be of toddler!Dick. he can't remember why this little kid is so important to him, he can't remember training him, or raising him, but he just knows at his deepest and most instinctual level that if anything happened to this kid, he'd kill everyone in the room and then himself

barry, concerned: hey bats do you really think you should be taking care of a kid at a time like this

bruce, clutching dick to his chest: I'm not letting you have him if that's what you mean, usain bolt

barry:

barry, crying into hal's shoulder: why is the tiny batman so me a n

and I like to imagine clark just having a FIELD DAY messing with this kid

clark: wanna see me yeet a car into the sun?

bruce, a teen without any impulse control: bet

clark picks up one of bruce's sports cars and just PUNTS it into the cold vacuum of space. the green lantern corps had a hell of a time trying to find that thing and stop it from crashing into small planets.

Okay I immediately reblogged this then had more thoughts

Teen Bruce in awe of Diana

And really confused over Oliver who he recognizes and knows and just has so much irritation for

Oh GOD, Bruce will be so mean to Ollie.

"Queen?! You lived to adulthood without dying in a stupidity-induced accident? What happened to your face? Surely you can afford to pay someone to remove that poor half-drowned creature from your chin."

Oliver: *Turns to Clark* Just let me beat the snot out of him a little bit.

Clark: No.

Oliver: It builds character!

Clark. No.

Dinah: Hi, I'm Dinah Lance.

Bruce: 💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛 *squeaky voice* hi

Oliver: Oh, for fuck's sake.

Clark: *gasp* Language!

Oliver, to Bruce, pointing at Dinah: We have sex.

Clark & Dinah: Ollie!

Oliver: A lot.

Dinah: I hope those memories are enough to keep you warm the next few nights you spend on the couch.

Oliver: Oh, c'mon! He's a jerk!

Bruce: At least I didn't go colorblind in my old age. Also, that hat looks like someone had a seizure in the middle of doing origami.

Clark: *Whistles* Damn.

@frostbittenbucky c'mere we're bein' chaotic

It got better

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penny-anna

Concept: Sam finds out elves can die of sadness, gets very concerned, starts doing his best to make sure Mr Legolas is happy all the time just in case

This causes a terrible dilemma when Legolas expresses that he’d prefer not to be addressed as Mr Legolas and Sam doesn’t want to risk upsetting him but also that goes against everything he knows.

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enide-s-dear

‘Mr Highness Greenleaf sir’

Mr Greenleaf, sir? Mr Green? Mr Leaf?

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sheofthetea

*Legolas and Gimli fighting, as usual* 

Sam: Stop! STOP! You leave Mr L- Elf alone, Mr Gimli!

Legolas: Why, thank you, Sam. You see, Gimli? Your dwarven rudeness has even upset Sam-

Sam, sobbing: He can’t take such a talking to, Mr Gimli! He’s such a sensitive soul. Much more of that and he’ll be dead by morn!

Legolas: 

Aragorn: Sam, don’t worry. it takes a lot more sorrow than that to kill an elf

Sam: but these are really sad times

Aragorn: excuse me

Sam: we’re all very upset all the time because of the quest. what if something small is what pushes him over the edge

Aragorn: it doesn’t work like that-

Legolas, genuinely panicked: what if it works like that??

Aragorn: I’m sure it doesn’t

Legolas: he had a point I AM very upset all the time

Gandalf: Legolas I assure you no elf has ever died like that

Legolas: NOT YET THEY HAVEN’T

Legolas & Sam: *both panicking*

the Fellowship has one brain cell and Aragorn is currently the only one using it

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can there be more fun fantasy books for adults? emphasis on fun?

it’s great there are so many stories for young readers about kids and teenagers having adventures and saving the world. I love that! but the desire for magic and wonder doesn’t go away as you age, and I’m tired of this pretense that fantasy geared towards adults has to be dark and gritty and edgy. adults want to escape too! we also want heartwarming stories about magical worlds and grand quests, where characters we relate to save the world and learn important lessons along the way! we want stories that fill us with wonder and hope, stories with happy endings, fantastical worlds that contain more joy and goodness than suffering and cruelty. we still want those stories! give us lighthearted fantasy for adult readers, gosh fuck it

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specseven

Someone shared this snippet of an interview with Ursula K. Le Guin on twitter yesterday, and I saved it because it’s so good:

I absolutely love what she says here. Even if you *do* write things that are dark and difficult, you can give the characters happy endings, you can offer consolation in found family, romantic and/or platonic love, friendship, et cetera. You don’t have to kill a beloved main character with everything to live for to meet some grim quota. You can break hearts and then mend them. The current trend of depressing twists for gut-punch shock value, combined with subverting expectations in generally joyless ways, is just so miserable and lazy to me.

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grainjew

i finally watched the kalos league/crisis the other day and easily my favorite part of the finals was alain not being at all prepared for pikachu bc he’d totally overlooked it in favor of greninja and then being so terrified when it took out his two pseudo-legendaries that he sent out charizard early. peak humor. alain is a delight he’s so easy to make fun of:

So Alain was having the time of his life.
Battling Ash in a full six-on-six battle was everything he’d dreamed and more, exhilarating and challenging, and the crowd’s excitement and — especially — Ash’s excitement were so contagious he was even smiling. His pokemon were having fun, too, and Ash’s team certainly were. He’d never had such a good time since Chespie— And a double knockout! How rare!
The field changed. Ash called for Pikachu to take the field again, and Alain thought for a moment and then sent out Metagross. Better safe than sorry, considering he hadn’t been expecting Pikachu to get past Tyranitar earlier, let alone so quickly. Sure, he’d seen it pull off a stunning mid-air Thunderbolt when he first encountered Ash, but it was the only mid-evolution member of his team, and often acted more like a pet than a battle partner. He’d almost been surprised to see it battling at all in the League’s earlier rounds. But it was fast, and crafty, and nearly as synchronized with Ash as his Greninja. So, Metagross. Better safe than sorry.
And then Ash pulled off a ridiculous mid-battle scheme, Metagross fell to a last Iron Tail, and Alain’s mind went blank.
He forgot about saving Charizard for the final climactic match against Ash’s Greninja. He forgot that Pikachu had to barely be standing after two winning matches against two of Alain’s strongest pokemon, especially because it didn’t have a pokeball to go back to. He forgot that Charizard didn’t do very well against electricity.
He forgot to think about strategy at all as he palmed his partner’s pokeball on a kind of panicked instinct and tossed it at the field.
I may have made a mistake, he thought instead, and Charizard exploded into form.
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You know a little detail I love in The Martian book? That Mark is obviously smart, but to different degrees depending on the subject.

He’s a mechanical engineer and a botanist. This makes him especially good at math, biology, food science, physics, and techy stuff that involves building things or taking stuff apart and making it do something else and general problem solving

He’s also generally good at chemistry. He knows that to make water he can breakdown hydrazine, but doesn’t think about the fact that it would cause the place to fill with hydrogen and almost blow up until it does. He also knows you exhale some oxygen each time you breathe, but doesn’t know how much.

He knows that solar panels are held at a 14 degree angle but doesn’t know why, and only knows the angle because he was in charge of setting them up

When he gets injured he doesn’t say what muscles, just that his back hurts. He fixes most of his muscle injuries with pain killers and warm baths while thinking about how the medic would have more detailed instructions

He has no idea how the pilot is so good at pilot stuff, and never differentiates different kinds of rocks like the geologist would

It’s just cool to have a smart character who is smart at things that make sense for their degrees and experience. So many characters get the Sherlock Holmes treatment where they’re good at whatever the plot needs, but in this case the book uses his blind spots as part of the plot. He knows enough chemistry to solve problems but not enough to anticipate the problems the chemistry would cause as well. It’s refreshing to have a book where what a character is bad at, or just not super good at, works with the story rather than just getting glossed over or having the character magically good at everything because if you know botany obviously you also know anatomy and geology and meteorology, etc

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salytierra
Not the celebrity news we ever expected to read, but the celebrity news we deserve to read.
While speaking to Slate for an oral history of the cabbage merchant, Sie playfully said, "Of course, now I’m more at the age of what the cabbage merchant was then. I will cultivate that little beard if they need me to. And because my face is quite expressive, I’m perfect for a live-action version of an animated show. I’m ready."

Please let this guy play the cabbage man

it’s what he deserves

#CabbageManForLiveCabbageMan

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every once in a while I think of that "family is often born of blood, but does not depend on blood" quote from The Mysterious Benedict Society and the way the book practices what it preaches by mixing blood family and found family of all ages into one bigger, cooler family, and I just go nuts

and of the broken blood relationships, of which there are many, some are broken by external reasons and fixed (Kate), some are broken by the other party involved and restored (Sticky), some are broken by the other party involved and not able to be restored (Mr. Benedict), and some never even have a chance of being restored at all (Reynie, Constance). And it's all okay. In every one of those cases, the characters get the best ending, whether it's the restoration of a blood relationship or the formation of a new one, and it's all treated as equal. It's such a perfect microcosm of the found family trope and I can't get over it.

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birdflash and the batfamily

  • did bruce ever suspect when he set up a playdate meeting for robin and kid flash he was going to gain a future son-in-law? No.
  • dick and wally Officially get together in their teens
  • when dick runs off hes gone for like a year and bruce is like. lowkey super concerned dick is going to try and elope with wally
  • when jason first shows up he Does Not have the highest opinion of dick so he thinks wally is like. dicks bum boyfriend lmao. when he actually gets introduced to wally hes like hmm wally is okay i guess. also wally actually goes to college so jason always asks him questions about it
  • tim thinks wally is Super cool but is also jealous sometimes because wally takes up SO MUCH of dicks time. tim gets the Most time with wally because tim is also friends with bart so they just all hang out a lot.
  • all of dicks siblings HATE pda. they have a whole list of rules for what is acceptable when a sibling is within 100 feet. dick disregards it lol he WILL hold wallys hand and kiss his boyfriend while his brothers and sister groan in the background
  • cass is very happy because wally makes dick happy! wally is one of the few outside of the batfam who can actually hold a conversation with cass and doesnt act All Fucking Weird because she doesn't speak english well
  • when duke gets adopted dick and wally are already engaged so like three months after hes adopted he gets to go to their wedding and dick puts him in the wedding party duke is like :') the wedding is fun all their super friends are there and bruce is very obviously Trying Not to Cry
  • when damian shows up dick and wally decided to live separately while dick Deals With the Situation so now damian has "i have fucked up my primary caretakers years long relationship" insecurity THIS POOR KID LMAO. damian gets to be the Ringbearer at the wedding!! It is a Great Honor. also the west-allens arent the worst family to be related to they are very formidable allies (damians list of the flash fam from most threatening to least threatening: iris, joan, wally, bart, jay, the twins, barry).
  • so. many. wedding photos.
  • it takes ages for dick and wally to get married because uh. gay marriage was kind of illegal for a while there. even before its legal they have that talk of well i love you and want to spend the rest of my life with you
  • once it IS legal they put it off because they are always dealing with SO much shit but duke getting adopted was kind of the catalyst for dick to be like holy shit all our family is here and safe LETS GET MARRIED and wally is like what right now im washing dishes
  • bruce panics and buys them a coffeemaker for their wedding lmaooooo
  • ONE FUCKING TIME. oh my god. obvs bruce calls his kids by the wrong names all the time but one time he was OUT IN THE FIELD AS BATMAN and he calls up tim on the comms and hes like "Kid Flash, did you read the toxicology report I sent you yesterday." and theres a second of silence before everyone LOSES THEIR SHIT. KID FLASH. BRUCE WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT.
  • steph and wally get along like a house on fire. a house that is crashing and burning but by god you cant look away
  • wally is. a little intimidated and jealous of babs because he KNOWS dick had a maybe-crush on babs back when they were kids and wally still hasnt gotten over it a decade later like WALLY DICKS MARRYING YOU I THINK YOURE GOOD LMAO.
  • kate tries to be a Gay Mentor to dick and wally because when they first came out she was their ONLY GAY RELATIVE who was semi competent (bruce is bi but hes a bad gay mentor lol. barry is bi but kind of struggles with it sometimes)
  • side note that hal has been around the whole time wally knew him ever since wally was a kid and hes like wow i love that uncle barry and uncle hal are such good friends and then they have to break the news that iris and barry have an open relationship shebnrcnene.
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