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Howdy folks, the Senate will be considering the first ever resolution blocking arms to Israel. This is huge and historic; it would block government contracting and about $20 billion in arms and support. This is an uphill battle, PLEASE urge your senators to support S.J.Res114-115. This is maybe the most important piece of legislation relating to Palestine that we have ever gotten and we must seize this opportunity.

This doc has information on the resolutions and their process, as well as sample messages and a phone script you can use. Please, use this moment to hear witness for your neighbors.

This is a massive call to action even if you live in a blue state! You cannot simply trust that your senator will do the right thing here. They need to hear that we still care even if the election is behind us.

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TMBS DECEMBER COMMENT CHALLENGE!

Hello! I was thinking it might be fun to do a little comment challenge this December and give back to all the awesome creators in the Mysterious Benedict community! No obligatory participation or sign up, and if you miss days that's fine as well! It's mostly just a fun thing to do together as a fandom!

(If you do complete the challenge for every day and send me the receipts, though, then there may be a prize for you!)

HERE ARE THE DAYS:

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headcanon that percy stays ready to clock the minotaur. this man would pause his lunch break to give this bull it's horn a third time. this man would dehydrate for two days if it meant he could murk this bull at the end of it. this man's beef with this walking beef is so grandeur. it was the first monster he killed the moment the battle of mamhattan began. this is one of percy's consistent bloodlust moments and no one will ever fault him for it.

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ramen8008

Percy listens to those whale noises that people use to sleep and he just listens to them like a podcast.

And any time he hears someone like Annabeth listening to them he's like "Wow Daphne is really something else. Honestly I can't believe she would do that"

And like she's like "what?"

And Percy just translates the entire thing to her and instead of calming sounds to help her concentrate she now has Percy tell her all the whale drama which she is oddly immersed with.

this is the funniest thing ever

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estrellami-1

“Okay so that whale right there? That’s Tina. She’s complaining to George, who I think is her boyfriend? About Daphne. Which is a stupid name for a whale because it sounds like dolphin, but anyways. Tina and Daphne were hunting together, right, and just as Tina was about to swallow the biggest bite of krill, Daphne rammed into her and stole her krill. So now Tina’s pissed, and she turns around to kinda tell Daphne off, except Daphne swims away before she can, and-” he breaks off with a laugh. “Oh my gods. She’s singing about how she found food, and there’s no more, and she’s still hungry, but according to Tina she sounds like seals mating—which is a terrible insult already, but even worse for a whale—and then George says-” he pauses, listens. “Oh, no, it’s Daphne! Daphne heard Tina and is telling George all about how that’s not true, she knows Tina is- oh, okay, so Tina and George are siblings, but she’s telling George not to listen to his sister, and isn’t Daphne much prettier, anyways.”

“What,” Annabeth says, “the Hades.” She sits up straight in her bunk, eyes wide. “I have an entire library of whale songs saved.”

Percy’s eyes sparkle. “I can translate them for you.”

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birdantlers

(copied from @dxckiii on Twitter) this could literally change everything.

They have begun a recount process. WAKE UP YOUR NEVADA FRIENDS AND MAKE SURE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM CHECK iwillvote.com to make sure their ballot was counted. if it says it was denied, they need to call immediately.

Don't scroll past this. If there's any chance someone from Nevada is following you, they need to see it. Get this as far as possible. Be loud. I know it's easy to feel hopeless right now; god knows I was crying my eyes out for a good chunk of last night, but if there's even a shred of action we can take, we can't let it slip by.

If you know anyone in Nevada, please share this with them. Reblog it. Spread it far and wide, ASAP.

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20 million votes have been uncounted

If you need further help in a quick format, here is one, but i urge you to also add in the details for requiring an investigation, not just recount.

I know its a shitty situation and were tired but we still have to try to fight for a life that's worth living.

If you can blaze this post, GO FOR IT!!!

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amys-books27

Ezran Appreciation Week Prompts

I'm so nervous this isn't gonna turn out right (tho probably it's just my anxiety speaking 'cause what the hell could go wrong in an online event?), but here is the prompt list:

Everything you can create is absolutely welcome! (Except from NSFW entries), other than that do whatever you want idc, just have fun.

It'll help me a lot if you share this on any social media you can so we can reach a wider audience.

Any doubts or comments, my inbox is open.

Thank you so much for your support and I'm so excited to see what you do!

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Chapters: 14/? Fandom: The Magic Misfits - Neil Patrick Harris Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Summary:

In a world where Uncle's Sly's "change of heart" is just a little more convincing, Carter decides to try and give him a second chance.
Carter decides wrong.
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ALT

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Voting as Fire Extinguishter (poem by Kyle Tran Myhre)

When the haunted house catches fire:

a moment of indecision.

The house was, after all, built on bones,

and blood, and bad intentions.

Everyone who enters the house feels

that overwhelming dread, the evil

that perhaps only fire can purge.

It’s tempting to just let it burn.

And then I remember:

there are children inside.

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The way Ferb only has one line in every episode but there’s times when Phineas speaks for him like when he gives step by step instructions to Candace on how to make that food for Jeremy- which implies either that they communicate very complicated things like step by step recipe instructions through eye contact, or that ferb speaks a lot more, but only to phineas and honestly I’m fine with both 

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Request - The Magic Misfits by Neil Patrick Harris

Heyo! Can anyone who has a copy of The Magic Misfits: The Fourth Suit send me a few pictures of the confrontation between the gang and Kalagan in the book's climax? Particularly what the kids say are their secrets/fears.

I'd also just take a summary.

Thank you!

HUGE thank you @mayzi33 ! I appreciate you greatly 🤩🤩🤩🤩

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