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oh jesus. oh my god

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slitherpunk

when i was shopping earlier i saw a product where, instead of there being a price tag, there was a qr code. and they wanted you to scan it to get the price. i wonder what it would feel like to be a wolf and to full force bite onto something's throat. your hunger satiated and your thirst quenched. your enemy defeated. in one swift follow-through.

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A 22 yr old in my org got drunk tuesday night and kinda shit on the fact that I'm running a community cleanup for our chapter. Said something along the lines of "i didn't join up to pick trash." Which really bothers me and it took me a while to figure out why. The whole point of the community cleanup is that we're returning to the neighborhoods where we knocked doors for A4 to help clean up their streets and provide material improvement for free in an effort to build inroads with those neighbors.

Like... if your socialism doesn't include picking uo trash, I'm guessing it also doesn't include doing the dishes, babysitting, or anything else that is important but not prestigious. Idk man, fuck off with that shit. You'll pick up trash and you'll like it until you understand why picking up trash isn't anyone's job but your own. I hate that attitude. If helping and doing activism was always fun and visible and impressive, everyone you know would already be doing it.

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Boroughs of New York City ranked by how feminist their names are (updated; 2023 edition)

1. Queens (needs no explanation)

2. Brooklyn (Brooke and Lynn are both women’s names. Passes the Bechdel test)

3. Staten Island (no man is an island)

4. The Bronx (has an x, gender neutral)

5. Manhattan (literally has man in the name)

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while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

(today i learnt that if you don’t know how a post should end, just post it unfinished anyway and someone else will come up with an ending)

We talk about this website's hate mail game, but the "yes, and..." game is pretty solid, too.

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unaliver

I'll unalive you

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hiveswap

Unaliver it's okay to say kill

No it's not on account of the spell the nefarious wizarder put on me

heh heh heh….

So it is you, wizarder. After all these years. My greatest nemesiser. Why did you do this to me wizarder

unaliver, i simply made you who you are. who you always should have been. i, the wizarder, will wizard and you, the unaliver, will unalive. you could never be anything else

But the two of us could have been something other than the sum of our parts, wizarder. And yet you choose to curse me, wizarder. Because you are scared of commitmenter

maybe we could be something new…if there’a still a chance… i know i’ve done wrong but… i’d unalive to try again… with you, unaliver

My lover......! ah, but no, i simply cannot trust one who would place a curse on me! I long to be in your arms but I simply cannot while I bear the mark of how we parter.

i reverse my nefarious curse, even a nefarious wizard can change his robes…come unaliver, together we can be unalovers…

Ah! Kill!! Kill!! Death!! It's so good to be able to user the common tongue anew....

Now that I have seen that you are serious about your love, I am willing to try and right our wrongs... For I admit i am not blameless in the matter of our squabble either.

as you would say, my lover…

love winners…

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demilypyro

Just watched the banned Moon Girl episode.

>the episode addresses the topic of trans kids in sports >the entire episode is about how bigots will always move the goalpost, and playing by their rules is pointless >the solution is not to play their game and break the rules >it also states that trans people should never feel like a burden >the character Brooklyn is explicitly stated to be trans >there is also an explicitly nonbinary character >multiple mentions of pride and depictions of pride flags, trans flags and progress flags

I'm not at all surprised this didn't get past the censors but I'm so mad that it didn't, because this could've been something really special, and the fact it was canned after being fully finished is downright painful. This episode was wonderful and I'm grateful to all the people who worked on it, and angry that their hard work was wasted. Disney did not deserve you.

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brainscrewz

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

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bloodbending

super mario sunshine

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Transgender Friendly States

This is a map made by journalist Erin Reed (https://www.erininthemorning.com/). It shows the legislative risk to trans people by state. It's been going around tumblr recently, and for good reason.

I wanted to make a post comparing the type of information you might need if you're considering making a move following the election. The following includes the cost of living index, the climate risk, the median rent, the minimum wage, and the shift in voting pattern between the 2020 and 2024 election for each "Safest States with Strong Protections" (dark blue on map above).

State: California

  • *Cost of Living: 134.5% of US average
  • Climate Risk: Moderate
  • Median Rent: $1,856
  • Minimum Wage: $16/hr (116 hours to make rent)
  • 2020vs2024 Politics: Blue, went 8 points redder

State: Colorado

  • *Cost of Living: 105.5% of US average
  • Climate Risk: Low
  • Median Rent: $1,594
  • Minimum Wage: $14.42/hr (110.5 hours to make rent)
  • 2020vs2024 Politics: Blue, went 2 points redder

State: Connecticut

  • *Cost of Living: 113.1% of US average
  • Climate Risk: Low
  • Median Rent: $1,374
  • Minimum Wage: $15.69 (87.5 hours to make rent)
  • 2020vs2024 Politics: Blue, went 5 points redder

State: Illinois

  • *Cost of Living: 90.8% of US average
  • Climate Risk: Moderate
  • Median Rent: $1,179
  • Minimum Wage: $14/hr (84 hours to make rent)
  • 2020vs2024 Politics: Blue, went 7 points redder

State: Hawaii

  • *Cost of Living: 179% of US average
  • Climate Risk: Low
  • Median Rent: $1,868
  • Minimum Wage: $14/hr (133 hours to make rent)
  • 2020vs2024 Politics: Blue, went 6 points redder

State: Maine

  • *Cost of Living: 111.5% of US average
  • Climate Risk: Low
  • Median Rent: $1,009
  • Minimum Wage: $14.15/hr (71 hours to make rent)
  • 2020vs2024 Politics: Blue, went 2 points redder

State: Maryland

  • *Cost of Living: 119.5% of US average
  • Climate Risk: Low
  • Median Rent: $1,598
  • Minimum Wage: $15/hr (106 hours to make rent)
  • 2020vs2024 Politics: Blue, went 6 points redder

State: Massachusetts

  • *Cost of Living: 148.4% of US average
  • Climate Risk: Moderate
  • Median Rent: $1,588
  • Minimum Wage: $15/hr (106 hours to make rent)
  • 2020vs2024 Politics: Blue, went 8 points redder

State: Minnesota

  • *Cost of Living: 94.1% of US average
  • Climate Risk: Low
  • Median Rent: $1,178
  • Minimum Wage: $10.85/hr (108 hours to make rent)
  • 2020vs2024 Politics: Blue, went 3 points redder

State: New Jersey

  • *Cost of Living: 114.1% of US average
  • Climate Risk: Moderate
  • Median Rent: $1,577
  • Minimum Wage: $15.13/hr (104 hours to make rent)
  • 2020vs2024 Politics: Blue, went 10 points redder

State: New Mexico

  • *Cost of Living: 94.2% of US average
  • Climate Risk: High
  • Median Rent: $966
  • Minimum Wage: $12/hr (80.5 hours to make rent)
  • 2020vs2024 Politics: Blue, went 5 points redder

State: New York

  • *Cost of Living: 125.1% of US average
  • Climate Risk: Moderate
  • Median Rent: $1,507
  • Minimum Wage: $15/hr (16/hr for NYC, Long Island, and Westchester), (100.5 hours to make rent)
  • 2020vs2024 Politics: Blue, went 11 points redder

State: Oregon

  • *Cost of Living: 115.1% of US average
  • Climate Risk: Low
  • Median Rent: $1,373
  • Minimum Wage: $16.70/hr (but it's complicated) (82 hours to make rent)
  • 2020vs2024 Politics: Blue, went 2 points redder

State: Rhode Island

  • *Cost of Living: 110.5% of US average
  • Climate Risk: Moderate
  • Median Rent: $1,195
  • Minimum Wage: $14/hr (85 hours to make rent)
  • 2020vs2024 Politics: Blue, went 7 points redder

State: Vermont

  • *Cost of Living: 114.9% of US average
  • Climate Risk: Low
  • Median Rent: $1,149
  • Minimum Wage: $13.67 (84 hours to make rent)
  • 2020vs2024 Politics: Blue, went 3 points redder

State: Washington

  • *Cost of Living: 115.1% of US average
  • Climate Risk: Low
  • Median Rent: $1,592
  • Minimum Wage: $16.28 (97 hours to make rent)
  • 2020vs2024 Politics: Blue, went 0 points redder

*On this scale, 100% is the average COL across the USA. Numbers above 100% mean the state is more expensive than average. Numbers below 100% mean the state is less expensive to live in than average. Pennsylvania, Utah, and Nevada are the states closest to average. Hawaii, at 179% is the most expensive state. Mississippi, at 85.3% is the least expensive state to live in.

References: COL CR MR MW POL

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leebrontide

Every single time I see a take that amounts to "if you write about X happening, or like fiction where X happens, you like X" I'm reminded of this one time I was at a casual friends house as a young kid. We were in her room, pretending to "be orphans" escaping from an evil orphanage and having to take care of each other and fend for ourselves. It was all very Little Orphan Annie/All Dogs Go to Heaven and based on the 80s pop media.

And this girl's mom comes in, hears what we're playing and gets all MAD and UPSET. She says that if we play act something, it's because we want it to happen. So her daughter must WANT HER TO DIE.

First off lady, we were 6 year year olds, so take it down several notches. We barely had a concept of mortality for fucks sake. She made us feel so guilty and ashamed, because she was taking our game personally.

Now I have a 5 year old. And sometimes she looks at me and says "pretend you're dead, and I have to -" Whatever it is. Some adult task she's assigned herself.

And it's just so transparently obvious that she's practicing the idea of having to do things on her own. Which is exactly what 5 year olds are supposed to do. I actually find it very flattering that the only way she can envision me not being available to help her is to be literally deceased. Otherwise, obviously, she wouldn't have to do scary hard things alone.

It's a natural coping mechanism. She's self-soothing about what would happen if I wasn't there by play-acting independence in a perfectly safe environment. She's also practicing skills she needs, and making up excuses for practicing them on her own, without taking on the responsibility of being able to do them by herself all the time yet.

Humans mentally rehearse bad this in their brains all the time. We can do that by ruminating- going over worries over and over again, which tends to lead to anxiety and helplessness and depression. Or we can do it with a sense of play- by recognizing that the fiction is fiction and we can dip our toe into these experiences and expose ourselves to bad things without actually being injured.

My daughter does not want me dead. And I don't want bad things to happen in real life. But fiction and pretend help me face the horrors of the world and think about them without collapsing or messing myself up mentally.

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vaspider

I am reminded of the fact that when Aldous Huxley wrote Brave New World, he created this thing in his dystopic false utopia called the VPS, or Violent Passion Surrogate. The idea is that the leadership had realized that humans need emotional excitement and need the rush of emotional conflict, but the leadership wanted it in a way that didn't upset their perfect society. So they'd have people just take the hormones for falling wildly and destructively in love for a week or so while they're off in a safe space, and then they'd go back to their lives.

And that's a more exaggerated, sci-fi version of it, but the central idea is that humans need emotional stimulation as much as any other kind that in a society where our every need is perfectly met, we'd have to temporarily artificially induce rage, obsession, lust, and pain so our limbic systems don't get bored and drive us crazy.

We do that with stories, too, is my point.

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Maddie being introduced as this literal ray of sunshine and then being the first to beat along to Piltovers turn to martial law. Her interactions with Vi mystifying her as “one of the good ones.” One of the good Zaunites. She was always discriminatory toward Zaunites, they just didn’t make it overt at her introduction. The turn to fascism and discrimination can start with anyone. Including a literal ray of sunshine.

There’s a saying: “The nicest cop you know would still sweep a homeless encampment.” And the nicest enforcer you know would still gas you with The Grey and cheer on martial law

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