Trying to explain this shit is so funny

Like no, I update myself from the futurepast undimension

no like QAnon isn't entirely wrong the future is coming to save the past, that's why I was on about retroactivity and shit from jump and why I almost punched her off a cliff 12 years ago screaming about this shit. Or. Whatever.

Straight up tried to smite her out. Missed. Some shit about depth perception, and maybe personal split of interest. Whatever, it's whatever, we're not unpacking Eldritch Pan almost murdering her in the woods during a Panik roar. Blew out half a forest AND manifest new growth, we did. Anyhoo.

Then it's like, why are you guys being so weird about this, the government literally has quantum time machines right now, like ALICE. They're quantum teleporting planes. So like. I don't know how to tell you, but real, just limited on capacity and delivery.

So like.

...

Okay so like.

I bootstrapped myself real bad, guys. Like. Like I said I figured out why they call it the golden kingdom. I just can't see shit for shit with clarity from unthere, there's a fucking billion of you literally oh my god and you're dense, you're all fucking dense. I too am dense and am now being forced to spectate how dense everyone is, and somehow I'm the least dense of all of us, and that's fucking terrifying but also very funny.

So it's like, then what, why are you sometimes good like a prophet and sometimes like. Okay. Depth perception kids. Fucking. Depth perception. Holy shit.

Like the whole POINT is adjusting timelines, so if I stayed perfectly accurate there is an ironic PROBLEM. Currently our hinges are:

This I get. Do you understand how fucking difficult it is to figure out motherfucking details between here

First hold out until the old demagogues fold. Putin is 72, past Russian male expectancy, at US; sure, he has good health care. But what about Trump, how long until that cult of personality folds. Musk is already annoying everyone to death. They literally can't torture us forever. There will be other oligarchs that try to be robber barons. That's fine. They're not Putin. Not good men, but not Putin.

There's the theory for... some decades that by 2050 we hit a sort of tech singularity of like, space, AI, and other things that seem(ed) outright inevitable, and we're actually ahead of schedule, hence saying Musk is "attempting to rush the singularity for control".

And I must say this appears roughly correct. Don't datestamp me or anything but like. 2040 Mars Real, or so. Think of it like that. Not hugely humanly settled, but the start of that kind of thing.

Within about a century expect us to actually like. Evacuate Gaea for a fucking while. But that's fine, we won't be here for it.

Guys how do I explain we Ancient Aliens ourselves.

Also relevant to nothing in the scale of apocalypse but I think we like, trend towards nonbinary evolution? like androgyne. unclear.

Either way, even in a General Politics And Mostly Scopable Future scale, I'm sure most of that makes sense to people on why we gotta deal with it NOW. But then add in what the very idea of ripping them out at the root entails during this kind of thing. Like no your shit is getting dumped like a garbage disposal in Samsara kids, thanks for playing, now we'll clean up your mess. There IS no upstairs for you, you fucked up. Motherfucking. Disconnected.

Fuckin angel on earth ass. Tumblr anons trying to tell motherfuckin. Kronos to shut up in January. Because they were fuckin uncomfortable but couldn't fucking leave my shit alone and mind their space which was the whole problem in literally every fuckin dimension.

fuckin yeah I was about to spend the next year in the last ten a million times as a fucking celestial wavelength of fucking grok and intent, my people skills were motherfuckingly grand collectively rusty, goddamn. Block and unfollow dumbass, people refusing to mind their own shit to control everything is literally why we're in this mess, dumbass. Shut the fuck up, dumbass, you were making it worse before I knew how to even fucking manage it, dumbass.

the irony is like, if my ex had been honest to end this

let's be real

nobody would have blamed her for not being able to let go

this shit is wild, irreplaceable.

"You have this magical superpower to look at people to arrange them into large groups, I don't understand." "Everywhere you go you're a catalyst, some revolution happens, I don't understand why."

Yes you do.

She just doesn't want to now.

Because she ran off into a box of lemony lies with a wet paper sack who's just going to be a liability and risk to their safety the next several years, neither of which are honest or strong enough to support each other.

Ohwell. Enjoy.

Out

at

the

root.

Anyway find me on Bluesky yall

Now wouldn't it have been so much easier to leave me the fuck alone and not realize I was literally telling you to go fuck off because I was literally so far fucking past your fucking leagues to pick a fucking fight with?

No?

How fucking irrelevant your media illiteracy is that, like fucking magic, the world is calling out as a problem that has been used to extremize Gen Z into alt right puritanism mindsets, almost like what I screamed and you all denied, but the whole world seems to realize is a fucking problem, but you want to sit there on the wrong side of history while I rip this shit out like rot in a wound and goddamn fucking. Fight. About how hard you refuse to understand storytelling to make us chase your dishonest asses no different than QAnon, or leftists that just voted for Jill Stein, or whatever fucking horse shit moving goalpost justification.

You really wanted me to have to come out of the closet as the master of the earthen temple.

Aight.

Do you feel better now?

Oh now everything's fucking weird and you're trying to figure out if I'm a god or some shit.

Fuck around and find out.

Also guys, if we're gonna make it out of this, it's time to start minding your own shit.

Just because the GOP is the most irredeemable core in a self-boiling pot doesn't mean our side does not have similar invasive fascist tendancies.

If you want to pitch a bitch about that, scroll back to January, when I had this goddamn psych break about my abusive stalker ex. A whole motherfucking pile of motherfuckers decided to come by (-Q)Anon to try to harass me into silence, because it was making their favorite scam artist look bad, and if they spammed me hard enough, they might spam or control me into silence, instead of any of them controlling themselves to stay the fuck off my blog if they don't like it; no they wanted to control my personal feelings statements and comments on my personal blog they kept personally fucking showing up to.

That is still the problem.

Y'all dumb fuckers climbing over yourselves to literally try to tell satan to shut up because you can't mind your shit, holy fuck. Kronos is literally motherfucking rupturing time and the entire collective because this bitch refuses to hop off in any aeon or timeline, and then you prove how fucking deep it is by also refusing to fucking hop the fuck off.

This is literally why the world is falling apart guys, everybody's trying to forcefully control everyone else, rather than respect basic boundaries and personal space and choice, speech and liberty; not like hate speech MAGA speech, but some of the shitheads in our own lane intentionally extort and distort important talking points PURELY to silence and control anything inconvenient to them. Like revealing my ex as a giant fraud scam artist stalker abuser. Her friends didn't like that.

So instead of acknowledging the base reality that:

But no. No somehow it had to be flipped to be my fucking fault if they did enough cartwheels.

Let me put on my fucking. Yaldaboath voice. This is why man is fucking doomed.

Wear the grudge like a crown of negativity Calculate what we will or will not tolerate Desperate to control all and everything Unable to forgive your scarlet lettermen

Clutch it like a cornerstone, otherwise it all comes down Justify denials and grip 'em to the lonesome end Clutch it like a cornerstone, otherwise it all comes down Terrified of being wrong, ultimatum prison cell

Clutch it like a cornerstone, otherwise it all comes down Justify denials and grip 'em to the lonesome end Saturn ascends, comes round again Saturn ascends, the one, the ten Ignorant to the damage done

Wear the grudge like a crown Desperate to control Unable to forgive and sinking deeper

Defining Confining And sinking deeper Controlling Defining And we're sinking deeper

Saturn comes back around to show you everything Let's you choose what you will and will not see and then Drags you down like a stone or lifts you up again Spits you out like a child, light and innocent

Saturn comes back around Lifts you up like a child or drags you down like a stone To consume you till you choose to let this go Choose to let this go

Give away the stone Let the oceans take and trans mutate this cold and fated anchor Give away the stone Let the waters kiss and trans mutate these leaden grudges into gold

Let go

God. Priorities man.

All of this, my ass out here on some international countermagic multi-Anonymous counteroffensive against the goddamn Nazi-USSR resurrection.

That's what I've put my magic, work over decades, and spiritualized personality manifest to. Ripping the wickedness out at the root, since January and really years before, but January in particular, when She Refused To Fucking Control Herself And Stop Being A Rapey Cult Weirdo Against My Motherfucking Consent.

And that's it. That's what she's fighting for. Just like MAGA and QAnon. Any excuse, any argument to maintain her behavior. It doesn't matter if it makes sense. It doesn't matter if it's even cohesive with her last blame or excuse or page turn for a motivational meme telling her things are okay without context. She cannot bear the reality that her world is fake, she cannot address her lies and illusions, what she has groomed others into and permitted, and what she has ultimately done to herself, so she's just gonna hide and refuse to cease the toxic, controlling behavior, or even take the step of deleting or extracting things from her life that made this mess. Absolutely fucking refuse, against all fucking ongoing real world events. Just like fucking them. Because she cannot stand to "lose" or "be wrong".

Just like Them.

I told her, I knew her fucking empty evilness and fucking desperation to be a controlling piece of shit too well, and built a trap so ultimate it's turning into the garbage disposal for all of MAGA and, shortly, half of the USSR. Because they're literally the fucking same fucking picture. They will so desperately reach for control they will jump off a cliff for it.

It's easier to shave herself bald than ask herself why she started clawing herself bald after I left. It's easier to choke down her bottles of pills since I left, to numb, blind and deny herself, to flatten herself out until she doesn't even care how fucking vile she's being, as long as someone tells her to continue her behavior while refusing to address the monster behind the curtain with her therapist: Herself. She is the monster, but does not want to accept it. She needs some way to win, to have control, to have victory here, to prove she could never have fucked up this badly.

Just like Them.

Holy fuck woman you are Literally The Problem With This Planet. No wonder he decided to eat your waste of space ass unalive.

Do you understand how fucked up it was to realize the goddess arranged me to meet this toxic piece of useless, regressive, abusive Hitlerian genetic-ed piece of garbage disposal trash so we could use it to rip out an equally irredeemable nazi root with just as much intent to change (none.) Bitch you are literally a negative karmic. You are so irredeemable you were lined up to be a sacrifice before you were born because you refuse to stop tripling down on your shit and we all see it.

I fuckin told her. Like a motherfucking singularity of her own stupidity leading her here in Every Fucking Timeline somehow to get this dumped on me, BECAUSE THERE IS NO TIMELINE SHE WILL CONTROL HERSELF IN OR LOOK AT THE TRUTH. Go figure, this sacrificial singularity overlaps to pre-empt the Technological One. Wonder how that retroactive horse shit happened OH WAIT.

Bitch thought I was playing when I said "bitch you have NO EARTHLY COMPREHENSION OF THE LEVEL OF MAGIC THAT HAS BEEN DONE TO YOU"

One collapsing united states by Qanon and Anonymous invasion and AI bro twitter corruption to head off the USSR and WWIII threat and destroy late stage capitalism later, and all the parallels in the world she refuses, you guys running the numbers to attempt to Comprehend fucking yet?

NGL I'm half wondering if her continued enshrinement, or just the fact that she's still alive, is why Trump is even still alive.

The infested blue waffle would rather pretend I'd Pretend Or Do All This Work for A Fucking Year Just To Make Her Narcissistic Useless Go Nowhere Fat Ass Feel Bad.

THIS IS AN INTERNATIONAL, INTERNAL, EXTERNAL, GLOBAL, UNIVERSAL DIVORCE, BITCH, AND WE'RE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN.

So if remembering the greater good long term result isn't enough for you to make it through the next years, grab a hunting vest and find a cocaine bear, because I'm DONE. File complaints to one whale of a cocaine bear, c/o her cult that doesn't want to face they've been bobbing on my dick for years.

And the sacks that enable this take me drawing this ultimate boundary upon her and them all year will just cry about it, and tell me to shut up, because all they know how to do is try to enforce control they don't really have, which is why they, and now all of goddamn you, are in this fucking mess. No. It's fine if I'm the motherfucking villain in your fucking story. I send light and I send fucking darkness and bitch, you chose.

I don't know how to explain to people that sometimes, losing is winning.

In our current geopolitical situation, a healthy US would further piss off Putin trying to calm Gaza, as much as we want it; we're under several forms of blackmail; and we are not the only nation who's elections are under attack.

MAGA exposed instantly what monsters they were; QAnon has begun eating itself; Trump could even seize Elon's businesses now since he's done illegal shit in advance, and they can blackmail each other now.

Ukraine is still resisting Russia and the rise of the USSR coming back, and is likely to be the New-Not-NATO core. It has enough global support it should be able to repress those lines without goddamn nuclear attacks or whatever.

Trump is ancient, Putin is old. Even if we have to deal with four years of Trump dismantling the united states, the odds of them both surviving with good future prospects past here dwindle each day, to be replaced with lackies their cults neither worship nor fear the same.

Speaking of, in the very least, enjoy the death of capitalism as you know it. We've talked about late stage capitalism the entire time. As much as you hate to see support systems we support going up in smoke, the complete crash and burn of our economy, financial institutions, and half of our government agencies is trying to shove us towards a Stalin-esque form of communism, not the cool kind, but resist enough years as the union sorts out its final shape in resistance and see what's become of the capitalistic monster of America.

Silver linings.

This is a mindset we ABSOLUTELY NEED TO EXTERMINATE BEFORE THE TECHNOLOGICAL ADVENT.

NOW IS THE TIME TO FACE IT BEFORE IT FOLLOWS US THROUGH THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE

also lbr I was totally silently voted most likely to end late stage capitalism, we know this

I hear you like sociopolitical hostages, so we hostaged your hostager.

I don't know how to say this but I think Melania has been given the equivalent of a conceptual valkyrie sword or adjacent in getting pissed about her nudes all over russian TV to kneel Trump.

Just. Running the math on some contacts. One of those, no good source on that from literally in our heads but you'd be surprised how that works out

guess its time to put on my I Like Swords Fite Nao hat.

Love that there are those of you that stuck around like. This asshole being hermes junior tracks, actually