it's only the end if you want it to be

tell us more, geno.

Im sorry that I choose my favs with my pussy and not my moral compass. Wish I could be as boring as the rest of you

they’re right and they should say it

When asked about their 1,000th game…

Sidney: Guess I’m getting pretty old, eh? Haha. I’m just going to treat it like another game. Obviously, it’s a pretty big milestone, and I’m grateful I’ve gotten to play the game this long, but just trying to get the win like usual.

Geno: YEEEEAAAAAAH I AM THAT BITCH! Sidney!! Sidney?! You get my watch yet? Get me most expensive watch ok?! Or I’m going to Rangers!!

Kris: if you mention that shit again, I swear to god, I WILL find you, I WILL destroy everything you love, and they will NEVER find your body.

“How fun is this!” Mearsy, please I am going to throw up.

don't talk to me or my 300 pornbot followers ever again

1. A dog is full of joy

the grink

the grink

the grink

the grink

the grink

OKAY LOL if i had to choose? this is not even an option:

🟩 - YOU

✅ - SEASICK CROCODILE

“daddy!” this locker room is so horny

if you told me today would end with the entire locker room chanting “daddy! daddy! daddy!”at kris letang i mean i guess i actually would have believed you probably that seems to be right on track for the pittsburgh penguins

yeah of course taylor you got it!

911 Lone Star 1.05 “Studs”

there's no shovel emoji. no dirt mound emoji. no open grave emoji. they don't want us to express ourselves

FOXTV: Season 4 Officer Reyes is my favorite genre.

i’ve decided to join the war on hot jocks on the side of the hot jocks

i've always said about the penguins that they're a great team to root for if you like the feeling of rooting for the underdog but don't want the stress of actually rooting for an underdog. you know? you get the sort of much-maligned aura of a struggling team because we'll have 4 or 5 game streaks where we look like our entire team got hit on the head with a cartoon mallet and forgot what "hockey" is but also it's only been 5 years since we were back to back champs and we have sidney crosby. even on an individual game basis we LOVE to get a multi-goal lead (we're the best team in the league!) blow that multi-goal lead (we're the poorest meow meows the nhl has ever seen) and then come back in the third to win again (now classified as an underdog victory). experience penguins hockey

Geno said I can’t take this anymore and pulled out something sexy

yes i do the cooking, yes i do the cleaning