we can't even say 'ascians did it' anymore so truly, who did it

wrong answers only. i'll start.

2. estinien

3. tataru

4. Emet-Selch

5. Omega

6. The Allagans

7. Gegeruju

8. Alphinauld

9. Nero Tol Scaeva

Im accepting this as canon now actually

10. Athena

11: fashionable evil scientist guy from stormblood whose name i forget

maskerade (1995)

making shitposts, making shitposts is so fine

I read that to the tune of the song 😭

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

*"A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES" followed by the sound a dodgeball makes when it hits you*

this is my only contribution to society today

need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the "cute manic pixie" way but in the "unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory" way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she's like "bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it"

your brain is unfathomably colossal

message to all bitches

please survive

down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

getting many questions about FOUND DIVORCE. FOUND DIVORCE is when TWO PEOPLE who were NOT EVEN MARRIED are already DIVORCED. thank you.

i saw someone ask this on twitter but i wanna know everyones favorite ffxiv characters :3 if i ask nicely will u tell me?

i have not booped half of you as well as i would have liked, and i have booped half of you half as well as you deserve.

For science!!!!

(Please reblog if you vote! :D )

pov you’re on tumblr for halloween:

Since the booping has returned, reblog if it's okay to spam you with boops!

I wanna be polite and not spam random people without permission , ,

BOOPS ARE BACK

I JUST TURNED THIS ON AND ITS ALREADY LAUGHING AT ME

WHAT

NOW ITS USING THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN

BOO-PS

i like perusing fragrantica (perfume information website) as a pastime, but the number of people??? who wear perfume??? to bed?? wild

also have seen MULTIPLE variations of "good hiking perfume"/"good going to the gym perfume"?????

WHAT are other people's discretionary funds for fragrance looking like??? that you would have a "hiking" perfume?????

jesus christ you can afford SEASONAL hiking perfume????

calvin, i think you gotta update your branding for this perfume, my friend

apparently your market is hikers

WHAT IS THE CHOKEHOLD THIS PERFUME HAS ON OUTDOORSY FRAGRANCE ENTHUSIASTS

@irritatedlifeguard a CRUCIAL addition

i am about to wreak HAVOC on the fragrantica message boards, gang

Tumblr Code.

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

almost there!

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??