jus gals bein pals

this is a horse post with 20k notes there must be some joke im missing… someone explain

there’s a joke in here….believe it.

Caesar, muttering to himself: They call me caesar cause I be dressin’

Courier, hiding in the shadows and about to assassinate him:

I don’t want to put this person on blast cause this is literally the funniest thing you could’ve tagged this as

So, I was hoping I wouldn’t have to make another post like this, but

My roommate was letting this chick crash at our house for like 2 months w/ out permission, I finally put my foot down once I realized they were doing hard drugs and the chick was being abusive towards my roommate. After I tried to kick her out, the girl threatened me over text while I was at work. (worth noting she’d been staying at my house for free for two months, literally not a day went by that she didnt sleep at my house. I also already pay extra bills for my roommate b/c I have the better job). It was bad, I literally had a break down at work and had to call my roommate’s mom and shit. Later that night I found out my roommate had finally broken up with her (Because she literally beat her tf up and tried to strangle her). The girl came by my house at like 1 am, I was the only one here, and literally punched my window in during a drunken rage. I had to call the cops to take her away b/c she wouldn’t leave.

SO like. After all this my roommate has been hard core avoiding me, and I don’t really know what’s going to happen? I now need to try to cover all our higher than normal bills for this month (already did last month as well), pay for a new window, AND i still need my car tag (~250) before I can drive. I also have the money for my new license rn, but can’t get a ride over there in light of my current situation.

Meaning, right now, I have to 100% totally rely on using uber which is obviously not the best. I don’t have any family here, and my roommate is the only physical person around me that I was able to rely on. I can probably manage to get everything handled on my own, but I won’t be able to if I have to spend all that money on ubers and stuff.

So, tl;dr: Really intense roommate girlfriend drama. I need help to afford uber that way I can get back and forth to work, and also like. So i can go somewhere to do laundry and get food :( 

Any extra money will go towards my car tag, because the sooner I can be able to drive again the sooner my situation will improve over all. I’m in a really tight spot and it’s really hard when I don’t even have the means to transport myself to do necessary errands and such. This isn’t SUPER urgent like, it’s not life or death, but it is very stressful to me and having to rely on others doesn’t really work when you don’t have anyone else to rely on.

paypal: [email protected] / venmo: Divineclaws / cashapp: $glassguts

Anyways I hate having to ask for help but I’m really getting my ass beat financially and I’m just trying to stay above negative (right now the worst and most likely case scenario is I’ll be like 300- negative)

So if anyone is in a position where you can help out by tossing me a few bucks 😓 it would literally be saving me 🙏🏼

My PayPal is [email protected]

I’m on mobile but I’ll reblog this with like. Comission stuff and other links later

please help

my mom and two siblings have been living with me for two months because they are homeless. my mom doesn’t have a job yet and needs help buying school uniforms for my younger brother and sister. I’m 37 weeks pregnant and can’t afford to help my mother any further than we already are. if anyone could donate just a few dollars to help buy uniforms and school supplies, it would help so much. I will post photos and proof of the supplies and uniforms.

my paypal is PayPal.Me/Vbrumfield1

please help

my mom and two siblings have been living with me for two months because they are homeless. my mom doesn’t have a job yet and needs help buying school uniforms for my younger brother and sister. I’m 37 weeks pregnant and can’t afford to help my mother any further than we already are. if anyone could donate just a few dollars to help buy uniforms and school supplies, it would help so much. I will post photos and proof of the supplies and uniforms.

my paypal is PayPal.Me/Vbrumfield1

please help

my mom and two siblings have been living with me for two months because they are homeless. my mom doesn’t have a job yet and needs help buying school uniforms for my younger brother and sister. I’m 37 weeks pregnant and can’t afford to help my mother any further than we already are. if anyone could donate just a few dollars to help buy uniforms and school supplies, it would help so much. I will post photos and proof of the supplies and uniforms.

my paypal is PayPal.Me/Vbrumfield1

please help

my mom and two siblings have been living with me for two months because they are homeless. my mom doesn’t have a job yet and needs help buying school uniforms for my younger brother and sister. I’m 37 weeks pregnant and can’t afford to help my mother any further than we already are. if anyone could donate just a few dollars to help buy uniforms and school supplies, it would help so much. I will post photos and proof of the supplies and uniforms.

my paypal is PayPal.Me/Vbrumfield1

babies cry when they are first born because they haven’t had the delicious taste of a cold Sprite yet

Good luck with the positive energy when the airbag deploys… via Shitty_Car_Mods

folks, I’m just gonna say it. I don’t think it rains for long enough periods of time. it rains hard, it sounds good, I’m comfortable inside, but within 5 minutes the jig is up. the dream is over. I think it should rain for longer periods of time than it presently does

Tip for closeted witches who can’t use a physical altar for dedication

So there’s this app called Viridi. Basically, you grow a pot of succulents from seed in “real time.” You can name it, choose which plants you want in it, etc, and it requires a minute or two of your time per day, to water your plants.

Here’s mine after about a week.

…And it is the perfect tech witch dedication altar. You could name it after your chosen entity, and tending your virtual plants is your daily dedication.

I played viridi for about 3 months and it is beautiful. the music is slow and cute.

leeshon

30th May 2017 — i realised that i make different styles of content for my studygram and studyblr HAHA but here’s a flat lay i posted on my studygram (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ currently listening to // re-bye — akmu>

taken from my studygram: @charlenestudies ☁️