I love when people call me op on a post it makes me feel like a god

Its been a long week. Someone pass me an image of The Character

i say idgaf and then im still dreaming about my childhood best friend

i say idgaf and

then im still dreaming about

my childhood best friend

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

i say i don't care

and then im still dreaming of

my childhood best friend

When the haiku bot messes up I will be there to correct the post.

Closer, but the last line is still 6 syllables.

(Childhood has 3 syllables not 2)

i say i don't care

and then im still dreaming of

my best friend from youth

When the haiku bot messes up I will be there to correct the post.

When the haiku bot

messes up I will be there

to correct the post.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

woop there it is

dude i am so tired all the time. for what purpose bro im youthful as Fuck

if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you

to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

does ANYONE have the post where it’s like “You know you’re having a good phone call when you start walking around the room” and there’s like 4 pics of a guy standing on a washing machine and sitting upside down you know what I’m talking about

thank you I love you

no one gets her (fictional character perceived by millions) like me

to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

All I want for Christmas is...

TDP ARC 3

It’s a Wonderful Life once again has made me bawl my eyes out.

Friendships as a teenager: we used to talk 5 hours every night now it’s down to 3… are we still friends 🤔? I wonder if they don’t like me anymore

Friendships as an adult: omg I’ve finally cleared up 20 minutes of my schedule to talk to my friend I haven’t spoken to in 4 months #bffs #we will find eachother in every life

I’m still so taken aback by people in the notes who claimed you need to be talking to people weekly or even daily to consider them your friend. how many people do you know? As an adult I feel like talking every day is sustainable with one person maybe 2 or 3 if your circumstances somehow are really conveniently aligned. yeah there’s people I talk to often there’s also people I don’t talk to for 6 months because there’s no way we’ll be able to coordinate time and energy and I still consider them my friends because this is real life and there isn’t a stardew valley esque hearts system based off of how many interactions we had this month

just fyi by the time youre in your 30s, most of the people you would call to help you cover up a murder are the people you text about twice a year. it's specifically because you can maintain the relationship on two texts a year that they are your closest friends. the reason everyone's interpersonal relationships are so unstable in your teens is because everyone's "best friends" are almost entirely circumstantial. you won't actually know which of those people are in for the long haul until the relationships have been stress tested by distance, conflict and silence.

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

when it rains you simply do not get a day

northern hemisphere people, are you okay??

northern hemisphere person here!! no

Really no