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I completely missed the joke about him being the Rock, I just thought Medusa wouldn’t be able to turn him to stone because he’s too pure and good
i’m a complete and utter dumbass who got dwayne johnson and john cena mixed up so i thought the joke was that medusa can’t see him
Congrats on 200!! I'm so glad others are finding and enjoying your amazing art!
Can I pretty please request Crosshair doing something to Hunter's hair while the good sergeant is asleep? Braiding, giving him a pink scrunchie ponytail...just something goofy that a little brother might do?
thank you!! and of course!
don't ask where crosshair got those hair accessories from XD. he's just being a good little brother :3
Why is Jabba the Hutt in the Ahsoka show if he died in Return of the Jedi? Is he stupid?
Ain't this the emperor's nephew or am I crazy?
Pretty sure that's Lando Calrissian.
Nine rings were made for men. Seven for the dwarves, three for the elves, and one for the big guy himself. One, three, seven, nine. There is but a set of five missing to complete the sequence of odd numbers. I propose that this missing set of rings of power was gifted to a mysterious someone by their true love, along with a partridge in a pear tree (among other things). In this essay I will-
The main question is will someone torture Murtagh in the new book (again)
unfortunately for him he occupies the narrative position of canon's favorite chew-toy lmao
i love comparing the fake stories that each twin was told
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He does this every time they end up in a windy place😔 doesnt even have to be that windy honestly, he'll just do it
she wears short skirts, i have the high ground
it’s over anakin, i’m on the bleachers
The objectively funniest possible way for Darth Vader to have perceived Ahsoka getting yoinked into the portal at Malachor is for her to disappear into thin air. One second he's swinging his lightsaber at her, the next she's gone. He has no idea what happened. Is she dead? Did he somehow vaporize his Padawan former apprentice? He can't feel her presence in the Force anymore, so he decides that must be it.
But over the next few years, he notices a few...anomalies. Little things. Nothing certain, but the evidence is there and he knows Ahsoka's work when he sees it - there can't be that many orange Togrutas with blue and white montrals running black ops against the Empire. Somewhere, somehow, she's alive. The Force hums in agreement.
The A New Hope happens. He swings his lightsaber at Kenobi and the old man disappears into thin air.
Vader has seen this trick before. He won't be fooled by it twice.
His suspicions are confirmed when he senses his old master's presence guiding the boy who destroyed the Death Star: Obi-Wan Kenobi is still alive.
And the old traitor never taught Anakin how to teleport, even though he clearly took the time to teach Ahsoka!
Vader seethes with unimaginable rage.
The next logical step is that Beloved by the force Vader, Chosen one Vader, Half Force Eildrich Being Vader figures how to teleport with the Force out of sheer spite and entitlement.
Luke then figures it out after seeing Vader do it because no one ever told him that force users couldn't do that.
Obi-Wan's shit eating smirk is EVERYTHING.
Every second of Obi-Wan's life from the beginning of time to after his death has been shaped and influenced by the Force. He's seen things some of the greatest Jedi Masters in history - some Sith Lords - couldn't conceive of. He's stood on a planet that was the Force, he's trained the son of the Force and embodiment of the Force's destiny, he's currently staring right at the grandson of the Force. He's spent years in hiding because his only hope was Luke's destiny, and now that destiny is in motion, proving his hope wasn't vain. He can feel the hum of every life in the universe on his skin, in his mind, in his heart. He can touch the fabric of the universe and has been doing it practically daily since he was a toddler. He has lost EVERYTHING and EVERYONE to the gigantic cosmic clash of the agents of light and darkness and yet he's still fighting because he knows the Force so well that he's sustained by the knowledge that good will prevail.
AND THIS GALACTIC IDIOT
WHOSE WOOKIE BFF WAS FRIENDS WITH YODA
WHO IS TRANSPORTING GENERAL OBI-WAN KENOBI AND THE SON OF ANAKIN SKYWALKER TO MEET WITH LEIA ORGANA
IN THE MOST FATED ENCOUNTER OF THEIR TIMES SINCE OBI-WAN AND ANAKIN'S
IS TELLING LUKE SKYWALKER
IN FRONT OF OBI-WAN KENOBI
THAT THE FORCE IS HOGWASH
Obi-Wan is DYING this is the most fun he's had since the early days of the Clone Wars the trip was worth it for this moment alone
Someone help him
"average Mandalorian has 1.2 clones" factoid actualy just statistical error. average Mandalorian has 0 clones. Mandos Jango, who has two hundred thousand clones ready and a million more on the way, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
