hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

me, a person named margaret seeing this post with zero warning:

me, a person named

margaret seeing this post

with zero warning:

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

i have 500 of these in the tank. be prepared.

This is legitimately the fucking funniest star wars post I have ever seen. Thank you for this.

Coruscant guard as bizarre t shirts

again, fanart welcome

I completely missed the joke about him being the Rock, I just thought Medusa wouldn’t be able to turn him to stone because he’s too pure and good

i’m a complete and utter dumbass who got dwayne johnson and john cena mixed up so i thought the joke was that medusa can’t see him

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Why is Jabba the Hutt in the Ahsoka show if he died in Return of the Jedi? Is he stupid?

Ain't this the emperor's nephew or am I crazy?

Pretty sure that's Lando Calrissian.

Nine rings were made for men. Seven for the dwarves, three for the elves, and one for the big guy himself. One, three, seven, nine. There is but a set of five missing to complete the sequence of odd numbers. I propose that this missing set of rings of power was gifted to a mysterious someone by their true love, along with a partridge in a pear tree (among other things). In this essay I will-

The main question is will someone torture Murtagh in the new book (again)

unfortunately for him he occupies the narrative position of canon's favorite chew-toy lmao

DIVA DOWN

Cooking time

i love comparing the fake stories that each twin was told

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He does this every time they end up in a windy place😔 doesnt even have to be that windy honestly, he'll just do it

she wears short skirts, i have the high ground

it’s over anakin, i’m on the bleachers