FREE PALESTINE

I do apologize for referring to your 8 year old as a “churlish young lout”. I find that epithet to accurately portray his conduct but I understand why I must show restraint in expressing my true opinions in his presence. Remove that infernal iPad from his grasp, I implore you.

i think there should be an episode of doctor who where the doctor returns to a time when police boxes were common and then forgets where he fucking parked

it's the way people think i mean a one-off silly little gag. i mean it's the A plot of the whole dang episode. an HOUR of this, frantically searching the streets while fresno nightcrawlers eat away the foundations of people's homes or something

he’s the worst man ever invented but of course, his breasts are sublime

everyone who put a real non-fictional human man in the tags is going to prison except for the person who said william shatner

can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]

Ideal work schedule:

you think people actually have sex? naked and everything? I have to laugh.

pregnancy happens when two clear-headed adults sign a contract and shake hands, much like a business merger

You get an Asian Swamp Eel

nods. thank you for this gift.

absurdist tboys injecting preposterone

niche tgirls taking their estroteric tablets

四狗议会！袭来！

someone sedate this man.

A fun bonus fact for you: those No Longer Buyable DVDs?

They're the ONLY surviving NONDAMAGED form of the show. In the late 90s, the masters from which the show is printed were damaged with a red-pink hazy filter.

So. Good luck buying them even if you find them. They're some of the most valuable collector's items in the entire franchise.

Without piracy, there would be NO UNDAMAGED COPIES OF SAILOR MOON AVAILABLE TO ANYONE ANYWHERE, PERIOD.

Sanguinius and the Blood Angels

So basically for this spell to work we have to get naked and rub our dicks together. Yeah for mana. so its not gay i prommy

ignore my url

"what spell is this for" why are you asking so many QUESTIONS

The worst thing is that low quality porn is still extremely easily accessible on tumblr, but what isn't allowed anymore really is user's expressions of their own sexuality.

It's an exceptionally cruel thing to do to a userbase that was mostly known for openly talking about queer and feminist approaches to sex prior to this policy. If you post about these topics on tumblr you risk an algorithm destroying your blog (a record of potentially years of your life) with no warning or possiblity of redress. Prudes and homophobes can also game this algorithm and use it to remove their enemies (mostly trans women) from the site. It's an evil policy and the result has been the death of that kind of discussion on here. Queerest place on the internet my ass.

I don't need someone to match my freak; I need someone to complement my freak. Accentuate and accent my freak. Plus, we gotta diversify our freak portfolio here -- combine our efforts to cover the greatest amount of freakage instead of seeking freak redundancy.