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make me choose | lunamaru asked: coran or ezor
send me a choice
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lance and pidge got ahold of some altean copy machine and copied shiro’s outfit. allura found them messing around but the two convince her to join them. hunk is sad he’s left out and they suit him up. keith walks in on all of them playing around, and they eventually convince him.
i hope the paladin-shiro reunion in season 3 is like that one episode of teen titans
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paladins as baristas
allura: i’m a perfectionist. i use imported sumatran coffee beans and almond milk to make the best possible taste experience. i’ve also been featured in the local paper! although it was less for coffee and more because i knocked out a guy trying to steal from the register
shiro: a good day for me is…if i drink only 50, 60% of the coffee i make. a power move is when i add 8 shots of espresso to a customer’s order and drink it while maintaining eye contact
matt: i do foam art but i don’t actually know how to do foam art so i draw a squiggle and tell the vegans it’s canada
coran: i didn’t actually know what a hipster was before this job. we don’t have those in prison! but once they saw my moustache and jorts i became a king
pidge: my personal robot makes all the coffee for me. occasionally i’ll drink some and then email a pic of me burning a Taco Bell sign in the woods to all the Taco Bells within a 50 mile radius. i haven’t slept in 32 hours
hunk: coffee? oh you mean liquid gold. i live and breathe coffee. i’m an artist. mint infused powder. dark chocolate chilli coffee. tree bark. i grind up some sand and tell the people it’s a foreign brew and the idiots believe me. did coran tell you he’s king? i could murder him in his sleep
keith: i never wanted this job. shiro said if i didn’t get out of the house he’d tell the cops i make explosive kool aid powder and sell it to my classmates. the only perk is all the cute boys who come through here but if any of them try to talk to me i’m gonna pour this hot cappuccino in my lap
lance: they call me coffee cos i grind so fine….no, no they don’t and i’m a liar. today i asked a customer what their name was for the cup and when they said gasoline i burst into tears
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💚MERRY CHRISTMAS @candycanecoran I hope you have a happy holiday season ❤️
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some more headcanons that no one asked for:
- hunk: *does the sprinkler* allura, joining in: “i can’t believe you know a traditional altean dance”
- coran and lance once competed against each other to see who could sing a higher note but it ended with them just screaming at each other
- keith: “i should trim my bangs a little” *accidentally cuts too much* keith: “guess i’ll just die then”
- lance: *dabs* allura: “is this some kind of bizarre human courtship ritual?”
- shiro and allura sometimes have intense video game sessions, to the point where lance had to move the console to the lounge bc of it
- allura: *somehow manages to win by smashing all the buttons* shiro: “this is fraud and i want a rematch”
- on pidge’s birthday, she got a picture of the entire team dabbing in front of the mothman statue and she almost cried
- keith, proudly: “it was my idea”
- pidge, with tears in her eyes: “bless you, my gay padawan”
- every time they can’t find keith anywhere it’s because he’s free floating in the zero gravity room
- hunk: “you need to come back to us buddy” keith: “the floor is my problems and i’m avoiding every single one of them”
- shiro, sympathetically: “is your hair one of those problems?”
- keith: “suddenly i don’t have a brother”
- someone once switched out the water in the pool with jello and everyone knows it was pidge but absolutely no one can prove it or even knows how she did it
- lance is not above using his bony elbows on people who annoy him and hunk can attest to that
- hunk: “someone tried insulting me once and lance just jabbed his elbow into their stomach at full power, it was beautiful”
pidge: fuck!
allura: “fuck”? what does that mean?
pidge: it means quiznak.
allura: oh…i’m going to start using that. please don’t tell coran what it means. the poor man nearly has another case of the slipperies every time i say quiznak!
[later]
allura: [cuts her finger while fixing something in the castle] oh, fuck!
coran: hm? what does that mean?
allura: oh, nothing…it’s just a nonsense word i made up :)
coran: oh! :)
allura: :)
allura, internally: i’m such a badass
Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Coran in season 5 about Lotor, probably
#vld coran#hey so like... don't interact with this if you think that an anti would be opposed to it#I don't want to say 'don't interact if lotor stan' bc people who stan him as a villain are okay and I don't mind them#but let's be fucking honest most of them are Hell#so just use your own judgement here#anyway I have no clue what this quote is actually from#firefly I think?#but I need coran to say it bc it fits like fuck#personal#the gorgeous man
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coran gets out of the shower and puts his hair up in a towel, opens up the drawer and picks up two tiny towels and wraps his moustache up too.
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<3
@safe-transkeith Trans Keith Week: Thurs - Coming Out
Keith comes out to find that everyone else on the team is also trans
Voltron 4x04 [6/17] - Coran’s Rule #1
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I like to imagine that Coran taught baby Allura how to dance, being the princess and all, with those royal obligation social events
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a preview for the @coranzine! @rycheza and i made sth like ‘where is waldo’ but with corans instead so here’re few corans you could find in the illustration c: