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lance and pidge got ahold of some altean copy machine and copied shiro’s outfit. allura found them messing around but the two convince her to join them. hunk is sad he’s left out and they suit him up. keith walks in on all of them playing around, and they eventually convince him.

i hope the paladin-shiro reunion in season 3 is like that one episode of teen titans

#Team Voltron#the heart of voltron#the gorgeous man#pilot error#space mulan#wreck with moisturizer#sunshine and sarcasm#if I fly hard enough my issues won't follow me
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paladins as baristas

allura: i’m a perfectionist. i use imported sumatran coffee beans and almond milk to make the best possible taste experience. i’ve also been featured in the local paper! although it was less for coffee and more because i knocked out a guy trying to steal from the register

shiro: a good day for me is…if i drink only 50, 60% of the coffee i make. a power move is when i add 8 shots of espresso to a customer’s order and drink it while maintaining eye contact

matt: i do foam art but i don’t actually know how to do foam art so i draw a squiggle and tell the vegans it’s canada

coran: i didn’t actually know what a hipster was before this job. we don’t have those in prison! but once they saw my moustache and jorts i became a king

pidge: my personal robot makes all the coffee for me. occasionally i’ll drink some and then email a pic of me burning a Taco Bell sign in the woods to all the Taco Bells within a 50 mile radius. i haven’t slept in 32 hours

hunk: coffee? oh you mean liquid gold. i live and breathe coffee. i’m an artist. mint infused powder. dark chocolate chilli coffee. tree bark. i grind up some sand and tell the people it’s a foreign brew and the idiots believe me. did coran tell you he’s king? i could murder him in his sleep

keith: i never wanted this job. shiro said if i didn’t get out of the house he’d tell the cops i make explosive kool aid powder and sell it to my classmates. the only perk is all the cute boys who come through here but if any of them try to talk to me i’m gonna pour this hot cappuccino in my lap

lance: they call me coffee cos i grind so fine….no, no they don’t and i’m a liar. today i asked a customer what their name was for the cup and when they said gasoline i burst into tears

#WE DON'T HAVE THOSE IN PRISON ASDFGHJKSDFGHJK#also the allura one is so accurate i'm crying#team voltron#the gorgeous man#wreck with moisturizer#if i fly hard enough my issues won't follow me#sunshine and sarcasm#space mulan#the heart of voltron#pilot error
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MERRY CHRISTMAS @fangirlbc I was your secret Santa and I am SO SORRY THIS IS LATER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE!!! D: But, I made something holly jolly considering that you asked for something not angsty or gory :) Tumblr (for some reason) wouldn’t let me go on anon (or i was just too dumb to figure it out) so I kiiiinda had to guess as to what you would like. Well, I decided to draw the WHOLE FAMILY!! So, um, yeah! Merry Christmas! :D 

#if I fly hard enough my issues won't follow me#pilot error#wreck with moisturizer#space mulan#sunshine and sarcasm#the heart of voltron#matt#extended space cat pile#late but too cute not to reblog
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some more headcanons that no one asked for:

  • hunk: *does the sprinkler* allura, joining in: “i can’t believe you know a traditional altean dance”
  • coran and lance once competed against each other to see who could sing a higher note but it ended with them just screaming at each other
  • keith: “i should trim my bangs a little” *accidentally cuts too much* keith: “guess i’ll just die then”
  • lance: *dabs* allura: “is this some kind of bizarre human courtship ritual?”
  • shiro and allura sometimes have intense video game sessions, to the point where lance had to move the console to the lounge bc of it
  • allura: *somehow manages to win by smashing all the buttons* shiro: “this is fraud and i want a rematch”
  • on pidge’s birthday, she got a picture of the entire team dabbing in front of the mothman statue and she almost cried
  • keith, proudly: “it was my idea”
  • pidge, with tears in her eyes: “bless you, my gay padawan”
  • every time they can’t find keith anywhere it’s because he’s free floating in the zero gravity room
  • hunk: “you need to come back to us buddy” keith: “the floor is my problems and i’m avoiding every single one of them”
  • shiro, sympathetically: “is your hair one of those problems?”
  • keith: “suddenly i don’t have a brother”
  • someone once switched out the water in the pool with jello and everyone knows it was pidge but absolutely no one can prove it or even knows how she did it
  • lance is not above using his bony elbows on people who annoy him and hunk can attest to that
  • hunk: “someone tried insulting me once and lance just jabbed his elbow into their stomach at full power, it was beautiful”
#Team Voltron#the gorgeous man#the heart of voltron#pilot error#sunshine and sarcasm#wreck with moisturizer#if I fly hard enough my issues won't follow me#space mulan
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god played a cruel joke on me by making me only interested in drawing takashi “shiro” shirogane also hes transparent so have fun with that

 EDIT OK ITS ACTUALY TRANSPARENT NOW

#A GOOD SHIRO#pilot error
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