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“These six-pack rings are 100 percent biodegradable and edible—constructed of barley and wheat ribbons from the brewing process. This packaging can actually be safely eaten by animals that may come into contact with the refuse.“ (x)
They use food their food waste to make them, so it’s a safer alternative that cuts down on plastic waste and food waste
I also love that "Floridaman" is one word.
there are two esports commentators living in my head that narrate my battle to perform tasks
“This is an interesting spot for Samantha, taking her medication without breakfast. That could mean serious tummy trouble for her. What do you make of this play, coming from a top-level player like her?”
“She’s saying to her executive dysfunction, ‘okay, I’m creating a crisis, now you respond.’ Executive dysfunction has done a good job here of making getting up to eat impossible, but now she has to, fast, in order to avoid tummy trouble.”
“And now executive dysfunction is actually the one on the back foot, because she has the upper hand in time pressure situations.”
“That’s exactly right. As an ADD main, she’s playing to her strengths rather than her weaknesses, bringing tasks into close range where she has that powerful short-term attention span to deal with them, rather than trying to fight them in the future where she can’t hit them.”
went to bed and started writing a song for a nonexistent musical about henchmen
this fucks actually
[tweets by mattie kahn]
The app is called “You’re Cancelled.” When you’ve made plans that you wish you could cancel, you go into the app and press a little button. If the other person presses theirs too, congratulations! Confetti exploded and your plans are cancelled.
If you press yours but the other person doesn’t, your plans remain intact and they never find out you wanted to cancel.
[/end tweets]
[tweet by John Scalzi]
If I could have just one wish, I would remove imposter syndrome from all the people who shouldn’t have it, and give it to all the people who should have it but don’t.
Passport Photo Series London-based visual artist Max Siedentopf recruited a cast of friends and strangers to sit for passport photos. Above the shoulders the participants are straight-faced and rigid, yet below they are balancing full wine glasses along their arms, taped to a wall, or even on fire.
the photographer hero we didn’t know we needed
This is the funniest thing ever
For those in the notes wanting to make their own
How DARE you keep this gem in the comments
Here. Have kudos on that fanfic you wrote in your head while you were in the shower and never typed it out. When I recover from the brilliance of it, I’ll come back to leave a review.
Because even un-executed creativity is still creativity.
I think it’s interesting that tabletop warlock bargains generally operate on the idea of eternal servitude or owning your soul or whatever but there is a world of alternatives that range from funny, dramatic, or just plain interesting. Consider:
“ Patron likes blood but is disinterested in full-body sacrifices as their particular taste means that some people are exceptionally delectable to them, and it seeks to prolong those people’s lives as long as possible in exchange for semi-regular ‘blood donations’ “ This likely confuses most vampires.
Depending on your interpretations of vampires, you could roll this WITH a vampire as a patron. Just imagine an eccentric and highly out of touch ancient vampire noble who doesn’t get out much and is like a weird old high society uncle who chortles at your latest antics like ohohoh, delightful, take this and go give them what for, would you? and hands you an extremely evil sword.
“Warlock was a child sacrifice, offered live, at a dark altar; patron has an interesting definition of what ‘the child is now mine’ entails.”
okay but consider: eldritch helicopter parent who needs you to check in with them every single night of the adventure or they’ll come down there, demand to speak to your party’s manager/main hero, and probably turn him inside out if they find out he’s been letting you skip your vegetables and that special cream they sent you for your foot problem
so you DO get kickass eldritch powers but the cost of that is your whole party gets to sit and watch you carefully spoonfeed the PG Rated version of events to your mom, shub-niggurath, The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young, she who will rend the world asunder if you so much as imply any of your asshole adventure companions could perhaps use just a teensy fucking smidgen of getting turned inside out
fuck it. be creative even if you never really *make* anything. write out plot synopses of stories and then move on. design OCs you'll never use. make mood boards and concept art and don't do anything with them. life's too short to forget everything that inspired you and creation doesn't have to be "complete" to be worth the time you put into it.
Can you do an arcade carpet looking frog?
day 615
I drew a butterfly that looks like an owl. Butterflies disguised as other animals’ faces could make a cool print if I did a few more varieties.
June 2021
okay but this is a power move above any other
It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy’s face and walked out of the water, saying “good morning, gentlemen. State fish and game warden, you’re under arrest.“
At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word.
This man is a legend.
warden coming out of his river to shame fishermankind
This is fabulous
Hehehe… Strangers Discord Group project.:D BACKSTAGE ACTORS ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!
“Yes, Mum, I will be at the restaurant on time,” Roland spoke into his phone, running a hand through his short golden-brown hair. “Shall I pick you up anything on the way?” He smiled and laughed. “Mum, I’m bloody fine. You can watch the show tonight at my flat.” He ended the call and pocketed the phone, turning to the hairdresser, makeup artist, and handlers waiting for him. “Sorry to keep you waiting, but I always ring my mum before a show.” Roland walked to the hairdresser’s chair, flicking his bright green and gold wings out as the makeup artist followed him, a can of aerosol, washable, chroma key green spray paint in each hand. Roland settled into the chair as the hairdresser began working on his head from the front. The makeup artist sprayed the paint over his wings as Roland held them out. “Sir, is this good?” One of the handlers assigned to him walked up, a basket of chocolate dipped, chocolate chip cookies in her hands. “Mmm, love these biscuits.” Roland took one and bit into it, rolling his eyes. “Luv, put them on my table and bring me the cup of tea I left in the sitting room.” “Yes, sir.” The handler bowed and giggled.
