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a new thing i am trying when my brain is being a real asshole is reminding it that i have it caged inside my skeleton and therefore it is a prisoner
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these are good things
but sometimes you just get migraines and your brain goes LOL LET’S MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS for no actual reason so here are some helpful tips if you get one of those:
- when it starts hurting, TAKE PAIN KILLERS. something with caffeine in it helps the most. like i’m serious. the second you think “oh maybe i’m getting a migraine” take something and then do the following
- burrito in a comfy blanket in a super dark silent room. you’re going to want to stay on tumblr. fight that urge. don’t watch tv, don’t check your phone, no bright lights. they hurt.
- super magical migraine cure: put a couple scoops of mint chocolate chip ice cream in a blender with some white milk and some chocolate milk. blend till it’s all nice and drinkable. if you’re like me and love whipped cream this is also a good excuse to have some of that. but actually, somewhere between the caffeine from the chocolate, magical mint properties, and the fact that it’s really cold in your mouth helps your brain calm down. trust me.
- drink some coke, the shot of caffeine helps. idk why. brain science.
- nom on some potato chips. i know that sounds really weird but chewing something like chips (slowly!) helps my face muscles relax. tension makes things worse.
- ICE PACKS ARE YOUR BEST FRIEND. when you’re in pain, putting super cold things on those nerves overrides the pain signal and makes your brain just think you’re cold instead of hurt. it’s science. put them on your neck or your forehead or the top of your head, wherever you’re feeling tension and pain.
- if it’s coming from super tense neck muscles (i get those) or your neck is sore at all, rub like ben gay or icy hot on the back of your neck. helps soothe the muscles and calm down your head.
- also if it’s a migraine from sore neck muscles, adjusting the way you sit/lay down could help. just move around until you find a comfy position that helps you feel better.
these are just the things that i do, i learned pretty much all of it from my mom cause she gets terrible migraines too. also if anyone else has tips that work for them please add on :) yay headache relief
Caffeine helps because it restricts blood flow to your brain slightly, same with ice at the base of your neck! migraines are caused by too much blood in your brain at once and overstimulates everything at once!
If you can, and have the time
take a nap.
Not a fifteen-minute, dozing-off catnap, but a nap. Between an hour or two. When you wake up, your headache will be a lot better, if not gone entirely. I get migraines all the time, and napping for an hour and a half always makes them better. I might not work for everyone, but hey, any reason to take a warm nap, right?
this whole thing is so helpful thanks guys
Where the “more sleep” arrow is pointing is, for me, caused by sinus pressure, and the best way to alleviate that is to take something antihistamine-y…and…while it still hurts? Don’t lay down. Laying down only makes my sinus headaches worse. I’ve learned to sleep in an upright position until the medicine kicks in.
Buddy, do I get migraines. I am not a doctor and this is what works for me, it might not work for everyone, but maybe it could help?
INVEST IN A BLACKOUT SLEEP MASK. This has been the number one most amazing decision I’ve ever made regarding how to deal with my migraines.
Pain killers at the first sign, caffeine, and some diphenhydramine (which is the main, non habit forming, ingredient in most stupidly expensive ‘sleep aid’ type over the counter medicines and is also an antihistamine, seriously, just go get a bottle of generic benadryl at the dollar tree for a buck, bonus points if the migraine is allergy related) if you’re having trouble sleeping. Slap that sleep mask on, burrow into some blankets and. Go. To. Sleep.
Ibuprofen, aspirin, naproxen sodium, or acetaminophen not doing it by themselves? This link will tell you what you can take together and what you can’t. Don’t ever take more than the recommended dosage of any over the counter pain medication, though. Always consult a doctor if you’re unsure or if your current medication isn’t working.
Another friggin’ miracle that I discovered are these non medicated, cold gel pads that you can stick on your forehead. Amazingly simple and the relief is almost instant for me.
Also: HEAD MASSAGERS. They just feel really damned good.
Stop sexualizing my body stop shaming my body stop policing my body
BREASTS ARE SEXUAL ORGANS
BREASTS ARE SEXUAL ORGANS
BREAST ARE SEXUAL ORGANS
BREASTS ARE FUCKING SEXUAL ORGANS!!
WE DONT LET MEN WALK AROUND WITH THEIR DICKS OUT BECAUSE ITS A SEXUAL ORGAN!!
GET THE FUCK OVER IT YOUR FEMALE BREASTS ARE
source: X
Ahem.
BREASTS ARE NOT SEXUAL ORGANS YOU INCONSIDERATE DICK!
Breasts are mammary organs, meaning their true and primary purpose is to nurse babies.
I’ll repeat that for the slow people in the class, you warthog-faced buffoon.
Breasts are mammary sacks. They are meant to feed babies, just like a cow’s udder. They aren’t sexual organs. They aren’t classified as such in biology texts (certainly none of the ones I checked out to answer this post)
Men have breasts, you pile of refuse. Their breasts are smaller than women’s, but they possess the same mammary glands and, properly stimulated, can produce milk. Men can get breast cancer. They can develop larger breasts due to excessive hormones. Their breasts are exactly like a women’s breast, except that since their testicles produce testosterone in high degree, they don’t have enough female hormones in their bodies to start lactating.
So, you pile of putrescence, you’re probably thinking, “If breasts aren’t sex organs then how come guys get horny looking at them and women get turned on by playing worth them, huh?”
The answers to both are so terribly simple that you might just be able to follow them if you pay attention, pig.
Men are enticed by breasts because they’re not allowed to see them. Women are sensitive because stimulation triggers two responses - bonding hormones and lactation.
In case you’re too simple to get this, I’ll break it down further for you. In cultures where breasts are viewed daily, they don’t do much to get a guy hot and bothered. There are hundreds of paintings from the renaissance period and earlier depicting women nursing babies, especially images of the Blessed Virgin nursing Christ, and none of these have ever been considered provocative, because that’s what boobs are for. Meanwhile, in cultures where everyone from baby sister to great-great grandma walk around topless because the weather will kill them otherwise, dudes don’t get raging erections every time they see a breast. They don’t find boobs enticing the way men do in America, where boobs are considered shameful and need to be hidden.
As for women getting aroused by their boobs being played with, you brainless donkey, a woman’s body responds to get nipples bring touched by flooding her body with bonding hormones that help her attach to get babies - you know, the people her breasts are actually supposed to be used by - and hormones that get her glands making milk. Also, please note that many women with large breasts don’t feel any stimulation when fondled, meaning they aren’t sensitive enough to get off on having their boobs played with.
Do me a favor and GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF YOU PURITANICAL ASS! My breasts are NOT SEXUAL ORGANS. They are lactation organs designed for my use and my baby’s use. Not for any man’s use or pleasure.
You inconsiderate space herpe.
This is one of the fun things about being trans. You start HRT and then you start to get breasts, and you get to see at what point it goes from acceptable to not. Like, if people think you’re male it’s totally okay. If you have a little sag it’s okay, too, because lots of men have saggy chests. Then little by little other people get uncomfortable until you reach that imaginary point in which your pecs are now breasts and suddenly they are sexual and dirty and put those away this is a decent place.
Our society is fucking stupid, y’all. This post is 10/10, though.
Pardon the language, but this needs to be heard.
Bullshit along the lines of @orihime-strawberry-love‘s ignorant comment are why I started using the joke tag “tw: visible female nipple” whenever I reblog an art piece that has one (or more) visible nipple on a (presumably) female figure.
It’s funny how u think I’m dumb, but I gave a link to a well respected scientific journal and @tazzygal didn’t have any sources there are no sources anywhere outside of tumblr posts that support her argument and that’s clearly fucking obvious who is scientifically right and its me. Feminist truly don’t understand biology it’s sad and you’re all gonna die off one day I can’t wait.
After further research, I admit you are technically correct if by “sexual organ” you mean “a body part which forms or alters at puberty in response to reaching sexual maturity”. That said, male nipples are also sexual organs, so the double standard of what exposure is acceptable is still inherently unfair. Furthermore, male body and facial hair is also a sexual organ, and by that standard I jokingly posit that we should require men to shave to keep things modest and decent.
But if by “sexual organ” you meant “a body part the only evident purpose of which is sexual stimulation during foreplay and intercourse”, which is the usual complaint about nipple exposure (and I apologize for generalizing you into that category of complainers), than the male nipple applies and the female nipple does not.
According to Harvard, “the brain is the most important sex organ”. I guess that means zombie movies should be censored for being too raunchy.
Isn’t this just the most erotic thing you’ve ever seen? (Image source) No wonder our skulls get in the way and censor it.
In closing, I do not believe that passive-aggressive implied death threats via commentaries on everyone being mortal are an appropriate or mature response to a disagreement.
The brain is an organ. Mental illnesses are illnesses of that organ. Brain scans show that there is a physical difference between a healthy brain and a sick brain. Telling someone “You’re not really sick. It’s all in your head.” is like telling someone with asthma “It’s not real, it’s all in your lungs.” The brain is an organ that can malfunction as much as any other organ.
PLEASE READ THIS OVER AND OVER AND OVER
