#1 2003!Bilbo fan

I'm so busy atm but I can offer doodles of the guys at least

Gertrude and Gerry sketch

joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance

Joe, you have one of the most formidable special ops and wet work agencies the world has ever seen at your disposal, and now the backing of the supreme Court. "He had a heart attack. He's 78." That's plausible. No one would fault you Joe. You could be a hero to millions.

Jon is such a funny bitch like while Martin was a blushing nervous guy around him Jon was like ew Martin I don’t like him whatever. And the SECOND Martin stopped being outwardly interested in him Jon was like MARTIN? MAHTIN? MAHTIN WHERE ARE YOU like they’re the definition of They fell first but the other fell harder except Martin walked down the slope very calmly while Jon just looked at the edge of the cliff and said fuck it we ball

i think it's so beautiful that armand's love for daniel is canonically his salvation. his relationship with daniel is the reason why anne changed her mind about him being a villain (and siding with akasha in qotd iirc)

"years ago it wouldn't have mattered to me, all this... but i don't want it to end now. i don't want to continue unless you-- i don't want you to die."

till death do us part

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

this has layers, man

Happy Purgatory Anniversary!!!

Some closeups cause the quality is frustrating me

Also here’s the lineart layer just by itself because I took ages on it and I’m really proud of it tee hee

quinceañera aftermath - it will always end like this

"After receiving a tip about a family of Burrowing Owls on the eastern edge of Cheyenne, a photographer rushed to the location in late June. The owlets seemed nearly ready to leave their burrows. Over the years, the photographer has perfected a method using a GoPro on a small tripod, set to take a photo every 5 seconds. They leave the camera behind, allowing the owls to feel comfortable. The challenge lies in the long wait to see if the effort pays off. This shot was taken on June 28th."

📷 Peter Arnold

Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable

This is what it was like

certified beatles post

Ep 27- driven

imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins

Some unexpected heroes

the fallen angel by alexandre cabanel, 1847 / elijah woods as frodo baggins, lord of the rings: the return of the king (2003)