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im sorry about [gestures vaguely to everything] all of this,
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re: last gifset i mean yes and good and i would die for zendaya but the spiderman reboot only exists because andrew garfield was vocally campaigning for a bi peter parker and for michael b. jordan to play mj and sony responded by firing him and signing a licensing agreement with marvel which explicitly contractually obligates marvel to portray spiderman as heterosexual and white

ok this seems to be getting notes outside of my circle so i’m going to add some more context to this

so in a july 2013 interview with entertainment weekly, andrew garfield said that he’d been discussing the possibility of a bi peter parker with marc webb, the films’ director, and matt tolmach, one of the producers. this was just a little over a year before the amazing spiderman 2 was released. choice quote:

Recently, he says, he had a philosophical discussion with producer Matt Tolmach about Mary Jane or “MJ” to fans. “I was kind of joking, but kind of not joking about MJ,” he tells EW. “And I was like, ‘What if MJ is a dude?’ Why can’t we discover that Peter is exploring his sexuality?  It’s hardly even groundbreaking!…So why can’t he be gay? Why can’t he be into boys?”
Garfield even has an actor in mind: “I’ve been obsessed with Michael B. Jordan since The Wire. He’s so charismatic and talented. It’d be even better—we’d have interracial bisexuality!” The star has clearly suggested a sexually flexible Spidey to his director, Marc Webb, as well. When EW later mentions the idea to Webb, the director says, “Michael B. Jordan, I know.” Oh, so he’s heard this too? “Uh, are you kidding?”

so, in andrew’s own words, he was “not joking” about this, and michael b. jordan was not just a random suggestion andrew threw out during an interview - he’d actually discussed the possibility with the director. 

for what it’s worth, michael b. jordan was open to it. in a july 2013 interview with vh1, michael said: 

Spider-Man‘s Andrew Garfield recently said that the superhero’s sexuality is open to interpretation, and he named you as someone he’d want to play his gay lover in the film, should Marc Webb choose to go that route. No thoughts on that, but I am a fan of Andrew. He’s a talented actor, I admire his work, and I’d definitely love to work with him in the future. He’s a funny guy–he’s got a sense of humor and I love people that won’t take themselves too seriously all the time, so it’s cool for him to come out and say how he felt or joke around or whatever. It was fun, I laughed at it.

it’s worth noting that one month prior, in june 2013, it was announced in the hollywood reporter that shailene woodley, originally cast as mary jane, would have all of her scenes cut from spiderman 2. note this excerpt from the article:

“I made a creative decision to streamline the story and focus on Peter and Gwen and their relationship,” said Webb. “Shailene is an incredibly talented actress, and while we only shot a few scenes with Mary Jane, we all love working with her.”
The plan now is for Watson, one of Peter Parker/Spider-Man’s iconic love interests, to be introduced in the third movie.
It is likely that Woodley will not return and that the part will be recast.
“Of course I’m bummed,” Woodley told Entertainment Weekly, which first reported the news. “But I’m a firm believer in everything happening for a specific reason. … Based on the proposed plot, I completely understand holding off on introducing [Mary Jane] until the next film.”

okay, so - couple things:

  • “watson, one of peter parker/spider-man’s iconic love interests” - not “mary jane,” but the gender neutral “watson”
  • the director complimented shailene’s talent and work ethic, indicating that nothing in her performance was a problem; nonetheless, “woodley will not return and the part will be recast”
  • and woodley says, “based on the proposed plot, i completely understand holding off on introducing [mary jane] until the next film”
  • and the brackets around [mary jane] indicated that she… didn’t say mary jane. she said something else. maybe “watson.” maybe “MJ.”

and, of course, one month later, andrew garfield and marc webb were publicly running around comic-con calling for a bisexual spiderman and michael b. jordan as MJ. 

hmm.

now, when later asked about the entertainment weekly interview, andrew claims that he was “joking” and that “it wouldn’t make sense for peter parker to suddenly discover he’s into boys” but then… he delivers a three-minute monologue about lgbt teen suicide and the importance of representation and almost starts crying. so make of that what you will.

then, shortly after comic-con, in august of 2013, stan lee was asked a couple of times about andrew garfield’s call for a bisexual spiderman. his thoughts:

This past weekend, Comicbook.com covered Fandomfest in Louisville, Kentucky, where we reported on Stan Lee’s reaction to a question about Andrew Garfield’s idea to make Spider-Man bisexual. Stan Lee said, “He’s becoming bisexual? Really? Who have you been talking to? I don’t know…seriously I don’t know anything about that. And if it’s true, I’m going to make a couple of phone calls. I figure one sex is enough for anybody.”
In an interview yesterday with WGN radio, Stan Lee was once again asked about Andrew Garfield’s comments. The radio host asked, “There’s one thing that happened recently, and I think this is one thing that makes you a little bit mad. Andrew Garfield suggested that maybe MJ could be a man. Was that out of left field?”
Stan Lee replied, “Boy, that was so out of left field! I don’t understand why he said that, and one of the quotes I gave, he wanted to talk about I think Spider-Man being bisexual, and my only comment was I thought one sex at a time ought to be enough for anybody.”
When asked where he thought Andrew Garfield’s comments came from or if he was just trying to include another audience, Stan Lee said, “Or maybe sometimes you say something just to be noticed or to create a controversy, who knows? But he’s a great guy and he’s a fine actor, and I hope this doesn’t hurt him in any way.”

so like… stan lee was not on fucking board. stan lee was talking about “making a couple of phone calls,” and suggesting andrew “said something just to be noticed or to create a controversy,” and intimated, “i hope this doesn’t hurt him in any way.”

and then, of course, andrew was let go from his contract, and sony struck a deal with marvel to reboot spiderman according to a legal licensing agreement - in place prior to the andrew garfield movies, actually - requiring peter parker to be heterosexual and white.

now, earlier this year, andrew garfield took part in a roundtable discussion with several other actors, including dev patel.

at one point, around the 36-minute mark, dev mentions that he regrets participating in avatar: the last airbender, saying:

I saw a stranger on the screen, like, I didn’t really relate to. And I was just like, this is a terrible extension of me. This is not what I want to represent in any way.

andrew then replies:

I love what you just said, that it felt like you were looking at a stranger, and feeling like you were perpetuating something that’s toxic. And something that’s shallow. And something that has no depth. No matter how much depth was attempted to be bought into it and sold. And then you go – millions and millions, for me it was, you know, Spiderman stuff… There’s millions and millions of young people watching who are hungry for a hand here. Someone to say, “You’re okay. Everything’s okay. You’re seen. You’re seen very deeply.” And we have opportunities to do that with those kind of behemoth films. And more often than not, the opportunity is not taken. And it’s absolutely devastating and heartbreaking because there’s so much medicine that could be delivered through those films.

then the interviewer asks, “but why is it not taken?” and andrew replies, “why do you think? why do you think?”

tl;dr andrew garfield and marc webb were lobbying for a bisexual spiderman and sony literally fired both of them, signed a licensing agreement with marvel, and rebooted the entire franchise to ensure that would not happen. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

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Lewis Tan went on Twitter today to discuss his role in the upcoming show Iron Fist and his relationship with Marvel. He says he gave the role his all… but before that he was fighting with Marvel to let him play the hero, Danny Rand.

“The thing is, I want to be the lead, the hero, the love interest character,” Tan said. “I know kung fu, I’ve been doing martial arts for 15 years, and I love it. But I think there are these expectations. These are the roles they are comfortable with Asians doing. They aren’t comfortable in seeing you in lead roles– the ones I want.”

So let’s see, he’s young, he’s a good enough actor to be playing a lead in the show, he has 15 years experience in martial arts… Tell me again how it’s not about race and they were just casting the best person for the role? Considering the parts Asians have been playing in the MCU so far we really don’t need more “yellow peril” stereotypes. We need heroes.

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let me explain something

even if this is brainwashing

even if this is just an act

even if this gets retconned

even if this is nothing more than a gross publicity stunt

it is part of an on-going trend at marvel that shows the appalling lack of respect they have for jewish characters and creators and the bizarre, sickening romanticizing of hydra, a nazi organization.

steve rogers is the creation of two jewish men who took a stand against nazism at a time when it was not popular to do so, and they received many threats for doing so. he was intended to be political; the first thing you see him do is punch hitler in the face. even if this new twist ends up being reversed or made into an elaborate ruse, we now know that marvel is willing to jeopardize this legacy for publicity. they don’t see it as disrespectful to toy around and twist the creation of two jewish men like this.

wanda maximoff and pietro maximoff, the jewish-romani children of holocaust survivors, are actively having their jewish heritage erased by marvel higher ups who say thing like “can you point me to a single story, just one, in which the ‘fact’ that wanda and pietro come from a jewish background is in any way relevant?”. not only this, but their jewish identities are being erased in the mcu and replaced with christian identities (wanda has a cross hanging in her room), while also re-imagining them as hydra nazi volunteers. this from the same mcu that routinely hires jewish actors and actresses and then erases their identities such as with natalie portman, kat dennings, rdj, gwyneth paltrow, and paul rudd; in the cases of some jewish actors like jon berthanal they actively replace his jewish identity with a christian one by making the punisher a (lapsed) catholic.

all the while they continue to glamorize the nazi organization hydra, playing up the meme status of “hail hydra”, having their employees wear hydra merch and describe themselves as hydra in their twitter bios. they even released a comic about an agent of hydra, intended to be a comedy, slice of life thing. you were intended to feel bad for hank, the protagonist, because he just saw it as a job and joined because of the tough economy, ignoring the fact that this was the case for many real world nazis as well. magneto, a jewish holocaust survivor, was villainized and basically held responsible for endangering the world because he attempted to kill the red skull, a nazi who was setting up new concentration camps. it was also the title in which his paternal relationship with wanda and pietro was erased. the series name was axis. 

this is not cute. this is not the type of stuff that can or should be ignored. this is just further proof of a seriously alarming trend going on at marvel, where they think flirting with nazi organizations is fun and ignoring and actively erasing the identities of jewish characters and the contributions of jewish creators is okay. do. not. ignore. this.

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ON STEVE ROGERS #1, ANTISEMITISM, AND PUBLICITY STUNTS

[SPOILERS FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA: STEVE ROGERS #1 BELOW]

Yesterday, Marvel released the first issue of Captain America: Steve Rogers by Nick Spencer, Jesus Saiz, and Joe Caramagna. It’s a pretty boilerplate (albeit beautifully depicted) story of a rejuvenated Steve Rogers back in the field…right up until he tosses an ally to his death and declares “Hail Hydra” in a final page splash. The whole thing is intercut with flashbacks to his childhood of a neighbor inviting Steve’s mother to a Hydra meeting, thus implying that Steve was indoctrinated as a child and has been a sleeper agent of Hydra all along.

This is comics, right? Unleash a shocking twist to get readers to pick up the next issue! Make everything All-New All-Different for a few months until things settle back into the status quo! Have a character behave so incongruously that fans just have to know why!

Except.

Except this is different than having Superman be a jackass to Lois and Jimmy on the cover of some Silver Age issue of Action. This is different than a kiss or a death or a resurrection. This is even different than the usual “wildly out of character” stunts that would normally have readers up in arms, like Batman using a gun.

Quick comics history lesson: Captain America was created in 1941 by Joe Simon and Jack Kirby as a superpowered, super-patriotic soldier fighting the Axis forces. He was famously depicted punching out Adolf Hitler on the cover of his first appearance, inCaptain America Comics #1—which hit stands in December 1940, a full year before Pearl Harbor and before the United States joined World War II, making that cover a bold political statement.

You probably already knew that, but I’d invite you to think about it for a minute. In early 1941, a significant percentage of the American population was still staunchly isolationist. Yet more Americans were pro-Axis. The Nazi Party was not the unquestionably evil cartoon villains we’re familiar with today; coming out in strong opposition to them was not a given. It was a risky choice.

And Simon and Kirby—born Hymie Simon and Jacob Kurtzberg—were not making it lightly. Like most of the biggest names in the Golden Age of comics, they were Jewish. They had family and friends back in Europe who were losing their homes, their freedom, and eventually their lives to the Holocaust. The creation of Captain America was deeply personal and deeply political.

Ever since, Steve Rogers has stood in opposition to tyranny, prejudice, and genocide. While other characters have their backstories rolled up behind them as the decades march on to keep them young and relevant, Cap is never removed from his original context. He can’t be. To do so would empty the character of all meaning.

But yesterday, that’s what Marvel did.

Look, this isn’t my first rodeo. I know how comics work. He’s a Skrull, or a triple agent, or these are implanted memories, or it’s a time travel switcheroo, or, or, or. There’s a thousand ways Marvel can undo this reveal—and they will, of course, because they’re not about to just throw away a multi-billion dollar piece of IP. Steve Rogers is not going to stay Hydra any more than Superman stayed dead.

But Nazis (yes, yes, I know 616 Hydra doesn’t have the same 1:1 relationship with Nazism that MCU Hydra does) are not a wacky pretend bad guy, something I think geek media and pop culture too often forgets. They were a very real threat that existed in living memory. They are the reason I can’t go back to the villages my great-grandparents are from, because those communities were murdered. They are the reason I find my family name on Holocaust memorials. They are the perpetrators of unspeakable, uncountable, very real atrocities.

It’s easy, especially if you’re not Jewish, to think that anti-semitism is a thing of the past. It’s not. It flies under the radar, mostly, until suddenly it doesn’t: with graffiti in Spainhateful party games in American high schools, vicious threats being flung at Jewish journalists for criticizing Trump. With physical attacks—with deaths—in France. Nor is neo-Nazi rhetoric, which hews closer to 616 Hydra’s shtick, a goofy make-believe thing. Not when the Republican presidential nominee spouts fascist ideology that echoes Hitler’s rise to power and spurs a literal rise in hate crimes against Muslims.

But writer Nick Spencer and editor Tom Brevoort are more concerned with making this “something new and unexpected”; with having “fun” and getting readers “invested in Hydra characters.” Because what’s more fun than downplaying genocide?

I’m not going to pretend to be cool here. I’m emotional. This is emotional. Captain America isn’t even my usual guy to get incandescently angry over the erasure of his coded Jewish history— that’s Kal-El, the Moses of Krypton—but reading this comic made me feel sick to my stomach. Reading the flippant responses of many non-Jewish readers—including friends—has brought me to tears. Somehow a community that gets up in arms about whether or not Batman has a yellow circle behind his logo seems to think that being angry about this is stupid, or indicative of a lack of experience with comics.

So let me be very clear: I don’t care if this gets undone next year, next month, next week. I know it’s clickbait disguised as storytelling. I am not angry because omg how dare you ruin Steve Rogers forever.

I am angry because how dare you use eleven million deaths as clickbait.

I am angry because Steve Rogers’s Jewish creators literally fought in a war against the organization Marvel has made him a part of to grab headlines.

I am angry because the very real pain of the Jewish community has been dismissed since this news leaked on Tuesday night as “Twitter outrage.”

If this story doesn’t hurt you? Good. I’m genuinely glad. I don’t want anyone else to have the gorge rise in their throat when they read the entertainment news. I love comics. I don’t want them to make people feel angry and betrayed. But understand that not feeling that way comes from a place of privilege, and don’t dismiss the concerns of those of us who are upset just because you have the luxury not to be.

I’ve been trying to think of how to finish this post, but I don’t think I can say it better than my friend and fellow Panelteer Sigrid Ellis did here:

And knowing that this wound is temporary, that it’s for the sake of sales and money and a story beat, that just makes it hurt more, not less. How little we must matter, the people who needed Steve to be the defender of the underdog and the weak, how little we must matter if betraying us for a story beat is so easy.

How little must we matter. The people who created Captain America, and Superman, and countless other heroes like them. The people who need him. The people whose history and suffering and hope, as we stood on the brink of annihilation, gave you your weekly entertainment and your fun thought experiment, 75 years later.

I hope it was worth it, Marvel.

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If you only read one post today, make it this one

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So I usually encourage people buying comics and so on, but guys, do NOT buy Captain America: Steve Rogers #1

As someone who loves and adores Steve Rogers, I feel broken, betrayed and disgusted at what I’ve read. 

So they’ve actually said that they’re retconning a LOT of Steve’s past, specifically in THIS interview so you can see how ‘old school cap’ ties in with Steve being in Hydra all along. -  “ It means on the most fundamental level that the most trusted hero in the Marvel universe is now secretly a deep-cover Hydra operative

Okay, so let me get this straight. You’ve taken a man who was a great symbol, a symbol not only of a nation – but a beacon of HOPE for people (myself included) and you’ve done this to him. You’ve taken a hero who as gotten me and many others through tough times, with a strong message of ‘things will get better’ and with a RESOUNDING message to stand up for yourself – life long messages that some of us hold close to our HEARTS and you destroy him in a blink of an eye. 

Steve Rogers for me, is someone who I aspired to be, someone who has great messages that I carry with me every day of my life and quote almost on a daily basis. He’s someone I’ve loved and that has brought hope from the darkest places, a literal star in the night sky. I’ve loved watching Steve develop and grow, change and twist, fight mental battles as well as physical. He’s been the subject of my studies, the topic of a dozen essays I’ve written in regards to political symbols and propaganda. 

Steve Rogers was the product of two Jewish creators ( Joe Simon and Jack Kirby )  to combat Nazism, he was created initially as propaganda and used and shown to be fighting for hope and freedom. Steve meant so much more to these men than I can word, I’m sure. But he’s not just a hero, he was a SYMBOL. An iconic character that has carried and allowed others to blossom. You take that and you make him part of HYDRA, you make him a NAZI. And not only that, you go on saying when asked If readers go back and look at older comics, will this hold up? It will. Issue 2 kind of winds the clock back a little bit and lays out exactly how and why things are the way they are. - So you’re going to take years worth of work and tarnish it so your terrible storyline can have some sort of justification. (and here I thought the whole Tony being adopted storyline was the worst one we were going to revisit this year)

Steve was so much to so many people. And now he’s being used as a plot device – When Remender decided to de-serum him, sure that was a bit of a knock-back. He was de-serumed for 666 days and then restored very recently. But now, I’m wishing that he’d stayed old if I had known this was going to happen to his comic. 

As a Steve fan I’m hurt at how distasteful this is, how you would rather make him part of HYDRA rather than work in a team. This is probably the WORST plot I’ve ever read for Captain America. I could prattle on about how many issues I’ve got with it but I think I’ve gone on enough. I love Cap, I love Steve and I’m PAINED by this. It’s offensive to loyal fans, its offensive to a whole BUNCH of people for a tonne of different reasons but hey, if it makes money then who cares, right? Isn’t that Marvel logic nowadays? Who cares if its destroying the symbol that has taken years to develop, grow and flourish and inspire people. 75 years worth of characters, one single issue to deface 75 years worth of work. 

Here’s how its gone down, I’ll write the whole thing up for you because – honestly, it’s not worth reading the comic itself. 

COMIC SUMMARY UNDER CUT; 

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If you didn’t get the hint, I really, really hate MCU. I don’t want to rain on anyone’s parade, but what Marvel has done is way too personal for me to be quiet. The one thing I will force upon you with all my heart, is my pure hatred of the Doctor Strange movie. I’m begging you, please boycott Doctor Strange.

What Marvel is doing with this film is inexcusable. I’m Tibetan, and I grew up in America as a child of refugees. My father was a fan of Marvel comics as a child, and one of his favorite stories was Doctor Strange’s, because of his connection to our homeland, Tibet. The Ancient One was a high Tibetan lama who taught Doctor Strange the art of magic. You might think Marvel’s only crime is whitewashing him, but its a lot worse then that. tl;dr Marvel blatantly turned the Ancient One into a white woman, as well as changed Doctor Strange’s original setting of Tibet to Nepal, in order to avoid any involvement with Tibet’s current politics (aka oppression) with Communist China

The reason my parents are refugees is because of the Chinese genocide of Tibetans. Tibet is a country occupied by China, and is one of the most oppressed countries in the world. You probably don’t know much about it because China’s position as a global superpower as well as the government’s complete control of media and news. There is no freedom of speech in all of China, therefore national censorship is extremely common and no one who isn’t involved really knows anything. China pretends that all Tibetans are happy and they really do not like anyone even mentioning the Tibet situation, especially outsiders. 

Marvel knows this, one of their main markets is their viewers in China. China has banned a lot of foreign films for long periods of time because of even slight implications of Tibetan oppression (ex: the Avatar the Last Airbender movie). Doctor Strange could get banned if they included Tibet, meaning millions lost. Why bother risking loosing money from China when you can just whitewash everything to cover it up? This is Marvel’s direct statement that they care more about money then human rights, and I’m honestly not surprised. This has always happened, and it will happen again. Literally no one gives a fuck about Tibetans, I’ve seen it happen all my life. Westerners and the Chinese government alike want to hide our oppression, hide our culture until it makes them money, and hide our millions of deaths and losses. If you do happen to be one of the few who do care, please, please, do not support this film and boycott Doctor Strange. 

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things i still don’t understand

  1. how pietro was able to be killed by a couple of bullets when it has been proved that to him, bullets move in slow motion????? it just does not make logical sense??? pietro is probably much faster than a couple of bullets and yet he is killed by ~6 of them???? could he not have pushed the bus in front of clint and then run away??? he might have gotten clipped by one or two this way but it is likely that they would not have killed him???? pietro maximoff’s death made no earthly sense and it haunts me to this day
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More meta-textually, Ant-Man may be the worst movie in the Marvel Universe for gender roles. Of its three female characters, Scott’s daughter exists to be as cute as possible so we know why he wants to be a good dad (complete with two missing front teeth), Cassie’s mother exists to prevent Scott from seeing her (and to be dating a guy who prevents Scott from seeing her) and Hope van Dyne is a highly capable corporate executive who is also an expert in hand-to-hand combat, using Pym particles and speaking to ants. The problem is that Hope, an original character, exists because the movie knew it had to have a female lead, and understands vaguely that female lead characters should be capable no-nonsense women, but didn’t actually want her to do anything. And so it digs itself into a hole: It goes out of its way to establish that Hope is already a better candidate for leading the heist than Scott may ever be, and that it would make much more sense to let her retrieve Hank’s secret technology rather than allow a complete stranger with a criminal past that includes whistleblowing to handle it. The only thing in her way is Hank Pym and his personal issues, which stem from the film’s other looming problem with female characters: the removal of Janet van Dyne — the only female founding member of the comic book version of the Avengers — from the modern Marvel movie universe. Janet’s limited presence in Ant-Man is a classic example of fridging, the death or torture of a female character primarily so that a male character can emotionally react to it. This overused device would be annoying enough on its own, but is employed as an excuse to corral Hope’s character within Trinity Syndrome, an increasingly common pattern in modern blockbusters where a narrative sets up a superlatively capable female character only to pass her over for a less experienced male lead. An end credit scene promising more for Hope later only raises the question, “Why not in this movie?”

Why not this movie?!

An end credit scene promising more for Hope later only raises the question, “Why not in this movie?”

This is what really felt flat to me.  I like Paul Rudd just fine (despite the fact that his career is essentially the personification of [insert character here], he remains the man who brought us Bobby Newport and Sex Panther, by Odeon: 60% of the time it works, every time) but that mid-credit scene, “it’s about damn time,” was frustrating because it was Marvel playfully winking at something that isn’t playful - it’s a huge fucking problem, that they clearly do not see as such.  There’s no promise to follow through.  We just watched an entire movie turn itself on its head, contorting the comic narratives to get a founding Avenger out of the picture because, let’s be real, due to Hank Pym’s history as an abuser, it was remove him, or her - and of course, it would never be him.

Ant-Man is fun, but it’s “fun” in a way we’ve grown past.  What’s interesting to me is that Marvel seems to recognize it, too.  Particularly in the last few weeks, the trailers I’ve seen for the film (that actually feature the film) emphasize the aspects of the MCU that the fans are calling for: Sam’s scene is getting a shocking amount of face-time for how relatively small it is; Hope is featured prominently.  Ant-Man and his powers are a surprisingly small part of the previews, all things considered.  Marvel is absolutely marketing to a fan base they know wants more than White Guy In A Costume (Again) – but ultimately, it’s lip service, with no intention of anything further.

It’s disappointing.  I realized this week I haven’t spent money on anything MCU related this year.  Given how much of my hobby-funds went to Cap 2 in 2014, that’s a pretty big 180 (my wallet says thank you, Marvel).  But at the same time, money talks, Marvel.  I’ll come back when you give me a reason to.  Until then, well, Ant-Man did alright.  Just alright.  When you want to do better than that, you’re going to have to treat the rest of your audience as worth more than an empty gesture.

Ant-man was a great stand-alone movie, but as part of the MCU it was probably the worst. It was funny and reasonably engaging, but it never actually made me care and it’s just… Such a good example of everything wrong with the MCU.

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Excuse, tumblr!Dad, but what's the big fuss over Ant-Man? Why do people hate it so?

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Well, the movie is the nexus of a lot of super problematic shit Marvel has pulled for decades, so there’s a lot to hate.

One: Hank Pym, the original Ant-Man, is a domestic abuser. There’s really no way around it. There was an arc in the comics in the…sixties? I’d have to check, I have it in my files, but sixties or seventies, where he was about to be thrown off the Avengers. He invented a robot to attack the Avengers so that he could charge in and save them. His wife Jan found out and tried to stop him, and he beat her. This was unequivocal in the comics: he hit her, and everyone acknowledged that he hit her, and she divorced him explicitly for being an abusive spouse, which carries with it an implication that this may not have been the first time. (In Ults, he’s a straight-up habitual abuser, and nearly murders her before she leaves him.) For a comic book, in the mid-20th century, for a woman to leave her husband because he abused her was AFUCKINGMAZING. But we don’t get that movie – we get the movie about the abuser, instead. 

This is tangled up in another problematic aspect, which is that in order to retcon a lot of Hank’s super erratic behavior, he was written as having undiagnosed bipolar disorder in the (I think) late 90s/early 2000s. This is not only a sort of weird retcon apologia, like it’s somehow okay that he hit Jan because he was mentally ill, but also plays into the trope that people with mental illness are abusive and violent, when it’s actually the case that people with mental illnesses are HUGELY more likely to be abuse survivors than abusers. 

So Ant Man, conceptually, is an incredibly inappropriate character to get his own film to begin with. 

Two: All of this is only semi-relevant since Hank Pym isn’t the Ant-Man of the film; he’s an older man in the film, and he’s presumably mentoring Scott Lang, the second Ant-Man of the comics who has a more sympathetic arc in that he was a thief who became a superhero. Scott Lang is the current Ant-Man in the Ant-Man comics, which are appalling for unrelated reasons. But here’s the upshot: Ant-Man was announced at a time when fans were campaigning really hard for a) a Black Widow movie and b) ANY MOVIE, EVER, WITH A LEAD WHO WASN’T A STRAIGHT WHITE GUY. ANY MOVIE AT ALL, MARVEL. COME ON WORK WITH US HERE. 

Three: To add insult to injury, the ONE GROWN WOMAN in the usual Ant-Man story, Jan van Dyne, a fantastic multiracial fashion designing diva superhero, is dead before the movie even starts. Her entire role, forever, in the Marvel Universe, will be as the retired hero’s dead wife. And that’s fucking pathetic. Jan is one of the best female heroes to come out of the classic Marvel pantheon, she’s cheery and feminine and perky and still kicks ass, she is one of the original Avengers, SHE NAMED THE AVENGERS TEAM, she divorced an abusive husband and became leader of the Avengers, she dated Tony Stark and dumped him for lying to her, and she’s dead. Before she’s even in any movie at all. Leaving Scott’s daughter Cassie Lang as the only woman with any apparent presence so far in the film. Cassie Lang is a child. 

So you know, fuck Ant-Man.

Four: Edgar Wright, of Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead and Spaced, is an amazing director, and he walked off the project. Do you know how fucked up this movie probably had to be to get Edgar Wright to walk away from it? PRETTY FUCKED UP. 

Five: Of the many stupid comic book hero concepts to come out of Marvel, “Ant-Man” is widely considered one of the stupidest. I’m not sure I’d 100% agree with this in theory, but it’s a reason many people dislike the film. Because it’s a guy who talks to ants and can make himself really small. 

And I’m not gonna lie, a lot of the footage I’ve seen so far looks very “Honey, I Shrunk The Kids”. 

So, that’s five reasons people hate Ant-Man. 

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