tumblr after dark but all the time

yeah <3

I had to do this guys

GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2022) dir. Rian Johnson

This thread is hysterical.

turning on the england v france game

If you're not on Twitter following the fake Twitter Blue accounts drama... I'd say i feel bad for you but I'm providing you with the best screenshots here so you don't have to feel left out

Rahul Kohli + meeting Hayden Christensen

STAR WARS + BLUE FOOD/BEVERAGE

ANDOR, 1.02 “That Would Be Me” (2022) SNL, “Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base” (2016)

She-Hulk, my beloved, what did they do to you

I will never emotionally recover from this show

A true successor of Thomas Edison

surprise surprise

finally some good fucking salt over thomas eddison on this site

Adrian + his second-best friend Eagly

protestants: god is not an absent father! talk to god like a friend! god is always with you! bring your problems to god, no matter how small! it’s not at all weird to call god “daddy!”

catholics: god is far too important to give a fuck about your lost keys or your algebra exam. please address your petty concerns to one of god’s ten thousand holy secretaries. if it’s really important, consider asking his mom.

catholics can’t get in touch with god because he’s always on the phone with a protestant

seven-foot frame, etc

[ID: A six-panel comic featuring Bruno and Camilo from the movie Encanto. They’re both standing at a kitchen counter. Bruno reaches for a cup on a tall shelf, but he’s too short. He huffs, then turns to look at Camilo, who’s leaning against the counter next to him and eating an arepa. Bruno: ¿Puedes ayudarme? (Can you help me?) Camilo: Claro. (Of course.) Camilo looks up at the shelf thoughtfully, then transforms into the tall, scary version of Bruno he turned into during We Don’t Talk About Bruno, with glowing green eyes and rats in the hood of his ruana. He gets the cup down easily and hands it to Bruno, who takes it with a wry smile. Bruno: Gracias. (Thank you.) /end ID]