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tumblr after dark but all the time

@maedhros / maedhros.tumblr.com

im sorry about [gestures vaguely to everything] all of this,
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theforce

a man couldn’t get a woman to touch his dick, so he shot people, like, that’s an actual thing that has occurred in the year 2014. we can put people on the moon, but we can’t teach boys that they aren’t entitled to a woman’s body. 

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Before d'Artagnan was commissioned

Treville: I am sending you three to do this, no one else.
Athos: All right. I'll get d'Artagnan
Treville: No I said.....
Porthos: Come on d'Art, mission time
Treville: But I just said you go alone!
Aramis: Either we take our pet Gascon or we don't go.
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“So I’m outside talking to Sarah Paulson, who is wonderful and amazing and will kick your ass! We were just talking about how much we love each other cause that’s what we do all the time. And this girl dressed as a galaxy threw dust, like glitter on us, she glitter-bombed us, and Sarah’s like “Get away from us, You don’t know me, You don’t know me, I’m from Tampa, You dont know me.” and then I was like it’s okay, it’s okay, it’s all cool, we’re not going to get into a fight and this like six foot dude walks up and gets in Sarah’s face, and I go, “It’s alright homie, I got it.” Then he gets in my face, and goes, ‘Homie? I’m Colombian!’” I got really, really mad, I like grew 7 feet and I got in his face. I’ve never been that mad in my entire life. And then all of a sudden he was like “Alright, chill, chill, we good” I was like “No, we not good” and then Sarah is like pulling my hair saying “I love you, I love you, you saved my life, I love you.” - GABOUREY SIDIBE 

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