“The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there. On such short notice. Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn’t allow it!”
Animated illustration for digital publication the Outline, for the article “the only job a robot couldn’t do”
This Spoke Rohan Kishibe - Millionaire Village OVA [ENG SUBS] !!
JESUS??
JESUS????
i had no idea they were so frickin huge
I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them
Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?
Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens
Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.
So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish
yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable
a true inspiration
I bet they are secretly thinking some big fish thoughts.
okay but why the music in the video make it seem like the fish bouta give someone the succ
Watching We Are Number One performed live honestly made up for the entirety of 2016. Literally the best thing I’ve seen all year. Stefen Karl, the actor who plays Robbie Rotten, was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and can’t work for a year to due the surgery done on him. Click here to go to his GoFundMe page to help him out. Donate if you can and reblog to help reach their goal!
Update: So as of right now, the page has surpassed its goal! We did it guys!