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26 yr old canadian she/they...thats about it. Oh, I also draw occassionally under #myart tag
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cute-catts

So cute 😺🥺♥️

FOR MY WHOLE LIFE I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT ONLY CATS CAN MEOW, BECAUSE THAT IS HOW THEY COMMUNICATE WITH US HUMANS WHY DOES THIS BIG GUY ALSO MEOW?

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gsirvitor

He is also a cat.

The seed of truth is that only cheetahs and "small cats" can PURR. But any feline can meow, up to and including tigers.

Cats that can roar cannot purr, and vice versa.

Still strongly suspect that cheetahs were domesticated by a group of humans that died out without leaving any strong evidence of their existence.

As hunting beasts? That would be congruent with how specialized they are, to the point where they struggle to survive in the wild.

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toastpotent

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

sis i’m right here….

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

sorry i only have a dollar

hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225

^my friend Vriska

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

You can buy anything you want with $22500

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

apply juice to what

directly to the forehead

world heritage post

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mackmp3

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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vetchtibbles

this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like

stop it i was trying to be gothic

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oifaaa

I dont know what it is about this picture of Robert Irwin holding a koala but to me it does look like the koala photoshopped Robert Irwin into the picture to make itself seem cooler

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fyeahegerton

I’m a huge fan of yours (requested by Anonymous)

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arrghigiveup

For context: In that production of King Lear by the Royal Shakespeare Company, Sir Ian McKellen, playing the titular character in a scene where Lear has essentially gone round the bend, strips completely naked right there on stage. New York critic Michael Portantiere, noted in his review, “Special note for those who care about such things: In a brief nude scene, McKellen amply demonstrates the truth of Lear’s statement that he is ‘every inch a king’.”

The above scene is amazing but I also feel we need to take a moment to appreciate the fact that a respected theatre critic took time to mention in their review of this production of King Lear that Ian McKellen has a truly impressive penis

@bucklikethedollar why would you hide poetry like this in the notes

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