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More Caliborn!
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💀🍊
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dirkuu
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Anonymous asked:
THEN DRAW ME GIVING YOu FLOWERS, IF YOu WANT TO GO THAT WAY WITH YOuR SHIPPING WALL.
Sorry for the holdup, man. I got a little distracted with something. Anyway, here’s a steamy porn order right out off the Strider tablet.
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i saw this picture and blacked out immediately. woke up to this. was possessed
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CALIBORN: I ALREADY HAVE. THE BESTEST. MOST WELL-TRAINED PET. A GUY COULD ASK FOR.
DIRK: Ha.
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sometimes there are jokes i have to cut from my fics for pacing reasons. it is the greatest tragedy of my life
CALIBORN: AS A FULL-GROWN ADULT MAN. I AM WELL VERSED WITH ALL THE FACTS. ABOUT THE "BIRDS". AND THE "BEASTS". DIRK: Think you mean "bees". CALIBORN: WHAT. NO. WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE BEES. CALIBORN: BEES. HAVE GOT TO BE THE LEAST EROTIC CREATURES. IN ALL OF EXISTENCE. CALIBORN: EVEN A HUMAN COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE DEGENERATE ENOUGH. TO GET "HOT" AT THE THOUGHT OF A BEE. CALIBORN: RIGHT?? DIRK: Oh man, have I got the movie for you.
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consider this a belated valentines
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gosh how lewd.
(HAPPY VALENTINES DAY.)
I mean, what with heart and time being such compatible aspects and all.
“you’re darling to me”
a continuation-type-thing of this comic by freakyhumanshit
uu: YES. GOOD.
uu: AND NOW MAKE THE KISS. HAPPEN WITH BOTH OF THE HuMAN LIPS.
uu: TOuCHING TOGETHER.
uu: AND MuCH CLOSER TO THE SCREEN. TO SEE THE ACTION BETTER.
uu: AND TELL HIM.
uu: THAT HE IS DARLING TO YOu.
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what do you mean this isnt how it went down in homestuck^2
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i found this old sketch from my computer and i was like what the hell i dont remember this.. and then i continued it
i hate myself
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this is a mini vent comic i made about cal feeling alone after achieving godtier and missing the closest thing he had ever gotten to a friend. I drew this like two years ago or smth but apparently never posted it.