mummy rox!
totally normal remix of “pumpkin party in sea hitler’s water apocalypse” from homestuck. no changes to the melody or anything :)
(lowkey inspired by this)
Progression
How old do you think Dirk and Roxy were before they started using the chat client. They were literally raised on the internet and had unsupervised internet access because they had nobody to instruct them otherwise so were they just. Messaging each other and possibly random people on Pesterchum at 7 years old.
Initially this was supposed to be a funny post but now I realize how fucking sad this is. Do you think they ever made posts on websites and interacted with themselves under multiple accounts so they didn't feel so alone? So they could pretend that there were still other people out there? Roxy stumbling onto a forum site with updates as recent as a couple months ago and realizing all those posts and replies are Dirk talking to himself so he didn't feel like he was putting all his problems on her. She finds it funny at first if not a little pitiful and teases him by replying to one of his posts herself and he messages her freaking out about it
im better
tfw you pride yourself on being able to hide your emotions only to realise that it takes like five seconds to look up signs of stress in birds and youre hitting every single point on the list
here’s the content no one could have ever expected… a homestuck…this is actually another redraw. i’ve drawn several davesprites over the years. i’ll put the comparisons under a cut!!
you reap what I sow.
i guess i really like strange frames
go ahead grandma
feeling displaced
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he protects
GG: hi kanaya! it is nice to meet you GA: Hi Jade
D’aww. Our two Aspect sisters, face-to-face at last.
I imagine these two will become fast friends - and, oddly enough, I think the same could be true of Rose and Vriska. I think they'd either really like each other, or really hate each other.
AA: kanaya tell us what happened next! GA: There Isnt Much To Say GA: I Repaired The Doll And Made Him A Nice Outfit GA: With A Far More Becoming Palette And Fit Than The Absurd Tatters He Was Found In
Cal's the most dangerous Felt member of all, naturally. He outranks English himself!
This could easily be foreshadowing, honestly. Cal's definitely plot relevant, and he totally could be connected to the...
...
.... the felt?
The Felt? The god damn Felt?
The living puppet might be connected to the FELT?
Fuck me running. This is foreshadowing, isn't it?
Cal is actually connected to the Felt. He's a tool they use, or a manifestation of one of their powers, or something. Of course he's a literal puppet of Doc Scratch's grand plan. Of fucking course.
:(
It makes sense that Tavros would enter the Bubbles through this scene, since he was killed in essentially the same way. Poor guy got mugged on Memory Lane.
GA: I Quickly Began To Find The Doll Unnerving So I Put Him Away
Kanaya, you are the smartest motherfucker in this comic.
AA: this is only a piece of the story AA: the other pieces will fall into place with successive memories and it will all become clear AA: […] i will eliminate some suspense and try to serve as a better guide on this tour through the catacombs of our collective subconscious AA: the separate tunnels we once traveled in the dark as individuals we now retrace together with a torch
I really like how Aradia's wasting absolutely no time. Her first act as a living girl is to gather everyone she can in the Bubbles, and her second act is to start absolutely vomiting information, clearly determined to share everything her ghost held back.
No more allusions, riddles, or dancing around the truth. It’s time to pool our knowledge, and figure. Shit. Out.
AT: i REMEMBER GETTING JUMPED OFF THE CLIFF BY MY LEGS, AT: bUT NOT THE THING i'M DOING NOW, […] AA: our manipulator disguised his tracks well
Scratch – because, come on, why pretend there's any ambiguity - somehow forced Tavros to use his psionics unconsciously. Who knows how he pulled that one off, but that's not what's important.
What's important is the million-Boondollar question.
Namely: what is the most dangerous Alternian animal Doc Scratch could possibly control?
...oh, no.