Tomorrow comes tomorrow

If Wayne knew - he wouldn’t touch that... But he doesn’t. That makes the situation even more awkward. (fyi - Peter’s tongue is sensitive, it’s like a freaking G-spot. Dude gets aroused if someone touches it.) It’s almost the same as yanking his... well, private parts. I guess. Don’t do that. Take out the guy to dinner first? Though, Peter committed a big no-no here - he got into Wayne’s personal space without permission. And Wayne hates that very much. He barely lets people he knows very well, to touch him without permission (like hugs, handshakes, caressing, etc). He’s hesitant to allow people into his personal space. Yet if he’s invading someone’s space (and he does it often) - it’s a good sign of sympathy from his side.

A moment of clarity? Self loathing. (Kind of well deserved...) As far as I know, Peter doesn’t like harming animals or other small creatures (there was some info, that while driving he accidentally hit a squrrel, and was feeling bad\guilty about it...), and that may be because animals pose no threat to his relationship with the player. Other characters on the other hand? He easily justifies killing any other person that may stand between him and his goal of getting into a relationship with the player. That is a quite sickly twisted mindset he has. He’s possessive, obsessed and honeslty deeply insecure and pathetic human being. Wayne is a pretty chill person, he values life of any creature. (Except mosquitoes. Those can f%ck off) He tries to not hurt anyone if he can and feels pretty bad if he has to argue with someone. But if his patience runs out - he can blow up and won’t take any shit from people clearly trying to get under his skin. Wayne also doesn’t like when someone hurts people he likes\his friends. So he’d have troubles with Peter’s demeanor for sure.

Third and the last “bad” advice on home invasion. (For the love of god - don’t actually confront anyone trying to get in your house, just call the police and gtfo or hide...) Wayne is just done. Don’t mess with the dude’s sleep, he needs his rest pretty bad, or he’ll be very grumpy and agressive. He’s constantly tired because of lack of sleep, exhausting shifts (to which he is constantly late to, because he sleeps in) and late night studying. Because of this all he’s in a constant stress and all of his life is a mess. Wayne can’t even find the time\energy to clean up his room, or do the laundry. All he can do after a day’s work - is maybe cook something simple, study a little bit and then fall asleep. Or just straight to sleep. So, Peter’s just an asshole. Those are the end of this series of “What if”s. Those are not canonical to the game (and probably not canonical to the AU story I’m trying to make).

This was a beginning of a three part comic with kind of bad advices on “How to repel a home invasion”. Those all are “what if”s, so it did not actually had happened in Wayne’s experience (Or it did. In another timeline\universe version. It might’ve). But Wayne actually won’t hold back on being combative, he’s not a coward, and doesn’t give up easily. So, whatever the situation is - he’d fight till the end, no matter if he’s cornered, outnumbered or if his opponent is bigger\taller than he is. Even if he’s overpowered - he’d turn on his cunning mind, to outsmart a person stronger than him.

This was kind of the beginning of my descend into the fandom. I do like making comics and try to find ways to make something funny. And whilst there is nothing funny about being stalked or watched without your knowledge, this seems like an idiotically funny thing to happen. Since Peter is freakishly tall (I, as an average height person, feel like whoever is towering over me, being a head or two heigher - is a damn bean pole... It’s not a bad thing, but... sheesh.), he’d have problems blending into environment. You’d think that... But it seems like it’s not like that. I imagine him diving into bushes, panicking, or hiding behind lightpoles and trees. Wayne is a bit paranoid person, and even though he doesn’t have eyes on the back of his head, he always knows if someone is staring at him. It’s just he can’t quite catch the person in the act. Why is he paranoid? He has been stalked before...