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Tequila Mockingbird.

@madamqueenregina / madamqueenregina.tumblr.com

Carly, 26, Artist and sarcastic by nature. Here you'll find lots of Lana Parrilla & Once Upon a Time. Swan Queen and Outlaw Queen shipper, but welcome all shippers! Also post Outlander & other art!
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For who could ever learn to love a beast?

Regina’s attempt to cast the dark curse backfires, leaving a physical reminder of the darkness within herself, for all to see. Shock and confusion spread through Regina as she is soon captured by Snow White and her magic bound by the Blue Fairy. Snow fears nothing will stop Regina other than complete isolation, so she banishes Regina to the darkest, most isolated place in the Enchanted Forest, away from her growing family and the people of her kingdom. Accepting her defeat, Regina hides away in an abandoned castle. Ashamed of her outer appearance and failure, she refuses to leave her new home.
As years pass, Regina’s story becomes somewhat of a myth, a scary bedtime story told to children to instill fear into them. And with each passing day, she becomes more bitter with her unhappiness. But the “beast” they describe her to be, is hardly the full truth. Men dare to end her, but meet a bloody demise if they even pass her front gate. It becomes a sport to see who can kill the “beast” first. Even without her magic, Regina’s resourcefulness manages to ward off all those who threaten her.
Until one day, a thief, Robin Hood, stumbles upon the seemingly forgotten castle, hoping to shield himself from the frightful storm outside, the Sheriff of Nottingham, and perhaps steal a few trinkets while he’s there. Once inside, he soon realizes he is not alone when he comes face to face with the very “beast” herself. Never having heard the stories the locals spread, Robin is more curious by her cold and terrifying demeanor than frightened. But upon finding out he tried stealing from her, Regina becomes furious and demands he leave, but Robin explains he cannot or he will be caught. And besides, he is suddenly very intrigued by her. 
Robin slowly tries to break down the walls Regina builds so high in hopes that he can one day know the beauty behind the beast.
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Strange & Beautiful

Outlaw Queen, AU.

Henry is caught in the wrong place at the wrong time and is accused of vandalism by his school’s principal, Mr. Gold, who assigns him to assist the art teacher, Mr. Locksley, in his summer course. 
Regina is a free spirited artist and single mother to Henry and believes Henry’s past infractions have been simply misplaced on him, but she agrees to Henry assisting Mr. Locksley during the summer, mostly because she fears he’s pulling away from her.
So I did this little drabble a while back, read it again tonight and thought I’d post here. Let me know what you all think and if you’d like it continued!

Henry was not a bad kid. He was a wonderful child, but here she was, once again, sitting in the school's front office, her ten year old swinging his legs, looking down at his lap, waiting for the principal. She wasn't mad at Henry, rarely ever was. The past several trips to Principal Gold's office were technicalities.

She thought back to their previous visits, thinking that girl who told on him for looking up her skirt probably wanted him to and that Henry was more than likely in the wrong place at the wrong time whenever that window was broken. But then she sounded like one of those parents whom never found fault in their children. She knew Henry could have his moments, he was a ten year old boy, but the things she was getting calls for did not sound like her son.

But something had her on edge. Principal Gold said he would specify what Henry did when she got there. Which worried her to her core.  

She was broken from her racing mind by the receptionist telling her he'd see her now. She told Henry to stay in his seat, that she'd be back in a few minutes.

He stood from behind his desk once she entered.

    "Ms. Mills." He said.

    "Mr. Gold." She returned, taking a seat in front of his desk like it was second nature. By now, it was.

    "I suppose I should cut to the chase about Henry." He began.

Regina sat patient, unsure and hands clasped, tapping her pointer finger on top of her other hand.

    "He's had one too many infractions I'm afraid, today's being the last straw, Ms. Mills." He said, handing her the paperwork.

She took it, scanning over the paper quickly and confused.

    "Vandalism is a serious offense, Ms. Mills. We do not tolerate it here at H. C. Anderson Middle School and I'm sure no one else does, either."

    "Do you have proof?" She asked, speaking for the firs time.

    "His named was spelled out on the wall." Mr. Gold said flatly.

    "And what makes you think whoever vandalized the wall would write their own name? Henry isn't that bone headed. He's a smart boy." Regina argued.

    "Yes, that may be, but Henry was in Mr. Locksley's room at the time and has a rather long rap sheet." Mr. Gold pointed out.

    "So that's your evidence? There were no witnesses?" Regina asked, irritation lacing her tone.

    "No, Henry broke into Mr. Locksley's room during the lunch period."

Regina sat back into her chair and exhaled.

    "We don't have any solid proof, but no one has come to claim otherwise, so we have to place blame on your son." Mr. Gold began. "Now, I'd rather not lose a bright child like Henry, so instead of sending him to another school, his punishment is to not only clean Mr. Locksley's wall, but to assist him with his class this summer if he loves to draw so much."

    "I can understand him cleaning it up, but why assist in a summer class?" Regina asked.

    "Maybe it will teach him that art belongs on paper and not walls." Mr. Gold said. "Now, if that is all, I have a meeting to get to."

Regina nodded, muttered a thank you she really didn't mean, and walked out of his office. She looked at Henry, who was still looking down at his lap. She told him they were going and her eyes were met with sadness and guilt. It wasn't the kind of guilt you saw in someone who had committed the crime, though. He looked tired. She recognized the look all too well. She looked at it everyday in the mirror. And she knew Henry's "I did it. You caught me" face and his current features, were not it. She knew her son did not do it, but everyone else believed otherwise and it made her blood boil.  

    "I'm in trouble, aren't I." He said, more of a statement than a question.

    "Not with me." Regina said. And maybe it was the wrong thing to say, the wrong thing to display for her son that he could get away with things, but she knew he wasn't responsible for this.

She squeezed his hand and began to lead him out of the front office when she collided with something sturdy and slightly pine scented.  

    "I'm so sorry." She said, meeting two bright blue eyes.

    "It's my fault, milady. I shouldn't have been looking down." He smirked, then looking down at Henry then back to Regina.

    "You must be Henry's mother." He said.

She looked confused.

    "Robin. Robin Locksley." He said extending his hand.

She didn't take it, returning a glare instead.

    "So it was your classroom Henry vandalized?" She asked, an eyebrow raised.

Robin lowered his hand.

    "Well, for the record, I don't believe Henry would do that." He said.

Her eyes softened and then her brows furrowed in question.

    "So, why punish him?" She asked.

    "Oh, I didn't catch him or whomever did it. Another teacher did, but I can assure you, I don't believe Henry is capable of such a bone headed act." He said.

A slight smirk crossed her lips and she looked down at Henry.

    "Henry, why don't you go to wait outside for me. I'll be right out." She said.

He nodded and walked out to sit on one of the benches just outside the door.

    "It seems Principal Gold thinks the best way to teach Henry a lesson is by making him assist you with your summer class. And help you clean your wall, of course." Regina said.

    "Yes, as it turns out, forcing students to attend my summer art program is the only way I'd have students at all." He chuckled.

She smiled wider, then looked around him to see Henry sitting patiently for her.

     "When do your classes start?" She asked.

    "The following Monday after school is out. So, a week from now." He said.

    "Well, whether or not Henry did this, I suppose helping out with a summer art class wouldn't hurt him." Regina said honestly.

    "Certainly not, milady." He said, staring holes into her own eyes, causing her to look away.

    "We must be going. It was nice to meet you, Mr. Locksley." She said, brushing past him.

She walked outside and gathered Henry up as they walked off school campus and down the road. She didn't own a car, couldn't afford one, but she was glad the little island of Mist Haven they lived on made traveling by foot so easy. They didn't live too far from his school, so it wasn't too much of a hassle, anyway.

Once she unlocked the door to the house, Henry darted up the stairs and she heard his door slam instantly behind him. She leaned against the front door and sighed, closing her eyes and wondering when and how Henry got this way.

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Emma: “We need a little less Forever 21 and a little more...Suddenly 42.”

Regina: “I’m not a hothead, I’m brassy!”

Recently went to see this movie and absolutely recommend going and seeing it!!! Tina and Amy are perfection together, in my opinion, and because I make everything OUAT related, here’s a Swan Queen AU! 

Please credit if reposting/don’t crop out watermark.

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Fall In Love Whenever You Can

(OQ Practical Magic AU)

A/N: So, it’s been a long, long, LONG time since I updated this fic, but I recently got a review on ff.net and a reblog about this fic from @outlawqueenluvr which basically motivated me to get back to this story. So, here’s a short, fun, fluffy chapter for you all.

Robin would be a fool not to be suspicious of the Mills sisters, but he was never one to jump the gun. He wanted to really get a feel of the situation and decided he should pay a visit to the townspeople.

    "Arrest her. She sits in her little shop and makes placenta bars. It's why the aunts never age. They just don't age." An elderly woman told him.     "Uh, placentas?" Robin asked.     "Placenta bars." She repeated. Robin simply nodded and went on to the next person willing to give him something on the sisters. He came to a rather busy ice cream truck and began asking the people there, partaking in an ice cream himself.     "On Halloween, they all dress like witches and jump off their roof!" A child exclaimed.     "Yeah, and if you make them mad, they hex you." Another child said, covered in chicken pox.     "If you ask me, he's probably in a ditch somewhere." The diseased child's mother said.     "Shirley isn't saying they killed him," Another mother said, "she's just saying that they could've shook his hand and he died. It's really strange stuff." Robin looked at the women with some amusement, but then headed towards Regina's shop. Maybe, her employees had something to say.     "Rich, yes. Evil, no." Emma said to Robin. "I mean, you get your psychos now and then - you now, animal slaughter, ritual human disembowelment, but that’s really not her. You see, it’s a Pagan label, but Regina-" About the time he was one on one with Emma, Regina walked in.     "Yeah, Regina's not in to any of that." Emma finished. Robin looked over to Regina, who was setting her things down and looking at the counter, then she lifted her eyes to meet his. His eyes then drifted down to her coffee mug, which was stirring itself. He blinked rapidly and she noticed him obviously because she quickly covered her hand over the mug, halting the spoon.

He decided to call this a day. From the old lady and placenta bars to shaking hands and automatic death, Robin was rather done with this strange town and the strange pull he had to these sisters, well, sister. He couldn't deny feeling something spark between him and Regina, even if they did only meet once, truly. And as if on cue, as he walked from her store, he heard her follow.     "I'm under surveillance of something?" She asked as she walked briskly after him.     "No, milady, just getting some answers, that's all." Robin said.     "Well, if there is anything you need to know, you can ask me." She challenged.     "I did." He smirked. "How about I stop by tomorrow."     "In the morning, my place." She said, standing straight.     "It's a date then." Robin smirked. She nodded once and turned on her heal and walked back the way she came. Robin then caught himself wondering what a strange town this was, based on the expensive shampoo he just bought from Regina's store. He didn't need it, but he got it anyway.

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OUAT/MiamiMedical Crossover: Regina gave up custody of Henry and left Storybrooke. She has chosen to try to save more lives than she has taken during her life as the Evil Queen so she started working in a hospital and she took the name of Snow’s mother Eva, the only person she has ever heard of as a kind and pure soul, always there to help those who needed it. She still misses her son very much and would want to go back every day, but she knows that staying away from him is what’s best for Henry now.

this is what happens when I watch Miami Medical at 3 in the morning

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

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Outlaw queen: You. Come. Snuggle. NOW missing year

“Regina!” he hissed when he spotted her by the balcony, her dark hair covering the only expanse of bare skin visible to his eyes with her back to him, “get your delicious behind back in here and come snuggle with me now!”

She let out a light chuckle as she turned to look at him over her shoulder for only a moment, shushing him before turning her eyes back up to the night sky. He loathed waking up without her, his arms empty and chest light without the feeling of her lying upon it, cuddling closer into him for extra heat and comfort. He couldn’t help but enjoy the sight now though. A thin sheet was all that kept her bare body from his wandering eyes, bunched at her front in a tight fist whilst her free hand rested upon the stone guard of the balcony, fingers scratching lightly as she shifted to her left foot with her right scratching at her calf.

She was lit only by the light of the moon, his eyes instantly drawn to the way the glow washed over her soft skin, the gentle smile pulling at the corners of her mouth, straight white teeth visible with the slight awe of her expression. 

Beautiful did not justice in describing the sight he was currently being treated to.His footfalls were muffled by the thick material carpeting the floor of her chambers though she knew he was approaching, always seemed aware of when he was close by and, as of late, she’d taken to ignoring his presence completely until his arms were wrapped around her waist, pulling her against his chest. It was only a small gesture, tiny in the grand scale of those he was thinking of using, those he did use to make her smile but, as was usual, it was the smaller things that had her smiling more, had her humming in contentment because they were things she never believed she’d have.

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Moonlight Sonata (Missing year OQ Fic)

The castle is, for the most part, a quiet place at night. There’s a near constant hum of chatter during the days, people coming in and out, meals being shared together in the dining hall. But in the evenings, people retreat to the spaces Regina has allowed for sleeping, the places that make sense. The Merry Men still sleep outside for the most part under the queen’s protection spell, but out of a sense of extra precaution Robin sleeps with his boy indoors, near the kitchens in one of the warmest rooms. This night, however, four separate flying monkey attacks have driven even the hardiest of Robin’s men indoors, which is making for the space normally only shared by Robin and Roland (and a stuffed animal) a bit cramped. Not that Robin doesn’t enjoy the camaraderie (Roland loves all the people he knows being right there with them), but out in the forest they can all spread out a bit. The warmth of the room, that the previous night was welcome, is now stifling. Once Roland is asleep, and knowing he’s well protected, Robin slips out of the room quietly, taking a deep breath of much cooler air as he stands still for a moment in the shadows of the castle walls.

It takes a few seconds to adjust to the sounds around him; the wind making different windows creak, soft whispers of people speaking, and snoring off in the distance. But when he does, he hears what is unmistakably music. Piano music, at that. There are times he plays a small wooden flute for Roland’s entertainment, but it’s hardly anything other than silly. What he’s hearing now is a specific piece, something that sounds composed, and he makes his way through the castle only to stop when he realizes he’s beginning to encroach on the queen’s private space. Her chambers and beyond have been marked as off limits to anyone without the title of ‘queen’ in their name - her words. But the piano playing is more clear now, and the realization that it must be Regina playing drives him forward. He’s sure she’ll tell him to leave right away, perhaps even use some sort of magic to get her point across, but before that, he might be able to listen for a moment. Walking past her private room, Robin tilts his head a bit and turns left, down a hallway lined with mirrors until stopping in front of a partly open door which he slips through easily. When he focuses and finds Regina, she’s a sight he never could have imagined, let alone think he might see first hand.

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"Queen of Thieves"

Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3.

Robin steered Regina out of the large tent and towards another large tent just several feet up the path. This must have been his tent, she supposed as she walked inside. Several bows lay about, not to mention arrows leaning against a large chest. A large pallet was spread out, covered in furs of different animals, and she had to admit, looked rather comfortable. "Take a seat." He said softly. She looked up at him and then back to the pallet, then moved over to it and sat down. "Roland's a sweetheart." Regina finally said. "He is quite the heart breaker, though." Robin laughed. "I wonder where he would get that from?" Regina smirked. Robin laughed again and approached her with bandages and more of that paste. She made a face that reminded him of Roland when he didn't want to at his vegetables and it made him chuckle. "I know this is nasty stuff, milady, but you'll be better off with it." He smiled. She rolled her eyes. "I know. Doesn't mean I have to like it." She said. "I'm not asking you to." He laughed. "I hate the stuff, too. When I get hurt, Little John has to sit on me so Friar Tuck can put it on. Believe me, I know your pain." Regina couldn't help but laugh, which made Robin laugh, but then soon, the laughter died off and Robin became quite serious. "You'll uh, have to take off your shirt, milady." He said, a little nervously. Regina raised a brow at him, but knew he was trying to be a gentleman about it. "Do I?" She asked teasingly. "Well, if you'd like to live, yes." He chuckled. "Is that a threat?" She smirked. "No, milady, just some advice I'd rather like you to take." He smirked back. Flirting, they were most certainly flirting. And Regina couldn't deny liking it. He was handsome and funny, but most importantly, he respected her. She didn't feel lesser than him, but his equal. Which would probably explain the flutter in her stomach and the ache in her heart. Thoughts of Daniel soon flashed through her mind and she was suddenly stricken with sadness. If Daniel were still here, she wouldn't be in this situation. And she didn't know how she felt about that, which scared her. She brought herself back from her thoughts and remembered what Robin had asked of her. She untied her cloak and pushed it aside with her good arm. "Could you, um, help me pull this off?" She smiled. Robin chuckled and nodded, moving behind her and carefully lifting her hurt arm while she pulled off the fabric. He tossed it to the side then looked onto her. Robin found he couldn't speak. Yes, he could only see her back, but in his defense, it was quite lovely. She moved her long waves out of the way and looked over her shoulder. "Is that better?" She asked. Robin simply nodded, reaching for her bandages and unwrapping them. "Does it look bad?" She asked. He smirked. Nothing looked bad on her from this angle, he thought, but then brushed it away. "Uh, no. It looks much better than earlier. The paste must be doing it's job." Robin said. "I still hate the stuff." Regina scoffed. Robin smiled again and reached for the paste. He seemed to be doing that a lot lately, smiling. He didn't know completely why, but he was sure it had something to do with this woman before him. He stuck his fingers in and then smoothed the medicinal paste over her wound. She tensed under his touch at first, but then relaxed. Robin's eyes had swept over her skin about a thousand times now. It looked so soft and inviting, but Robin had to pull himself together. He could probably credit his recent attraction to her to the simple fact he had been without companionship for sometime now. "So, where's Roland's mother?" Regina asked.

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Breaking In (Robin, Regina)

Based on this prompt: i really want an “i accidentally broke into your house/apartment because my friend lives next door to you and i was in the area, drunk, and i thought i was climbing into the right window and falling asleep on the right couch (and i did wonder when my friend got two cats but i didn’t question it) so now i’m hungover and shirtless in your living room so um hi howya doin” au please make it happen

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He is piss drunk.

  So sloshed that the world is wobbling, spinning backward on its axis, making everything tip and spin like he’s riding the tilt-a-whirl at the amusement park with Roland.  

  Roland.

  Roland who is three today, and whose birthday party he missed for no good reason whatsoever. For a truly horrible reason in fact, and that reason is spite.

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Practical Magic OQ AU

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2

       "Regina." Zelena whispered as she looked at her hand, a pink scar running across her palm. 

Zelena was laying in bed after a very eventful night with her new beau, Killian Jones. Everything about her lately had been about herself and her happiness and just living it up in Nevada, but suddenly, she got this feeling, this yearning for her sister. She felt a strong arm wrap around her middle and pull her towards the center of the bed.

     "I was just thinking about you." Killian whispered in her ear.

     "You're always thinking about me." Zelena smiled and turned in his arms, then she began pushing away and beginning to sit up.

     "Where you going?" Killian asked, grasping her hand.

     "I just have to go to the bathroom." She said.

     "Let's go together." Killian said with a smirk.

     "Killian, come on." Zelena said.

     "I'm just kidding. Go." Killian said, releasing her hand.

Zelena walked into the bathroom and locked the door. She then began to rummage through her things until she picked up a vial. She popped it open, then poured it into the bottle of liquor Killian's always nursing. A couple of drops fell in and Zelena put the top back on the vial and stashed it away. 

     She left the bathroom soon after only to meet Killian's lust filled eyes. She hopped on the bed and kissed him languidly until Killian broke away.

     "I'm a bit parched, love." He said roughly before getting up off the bed. Zelena watched him closely as he grabbed his bottle and walked over to the bed again. He took a long gulp, then set it on the nightstand.

     "No where were we?" He asked as he laid back down on the bed. Zelena looked at him, laying on her back and twirling a piece of hair, just waiting. Killian's smirk fell and soon, so did he. His face right into the pillow. Zelena let out a breath of relief and shot up from the bed, gathering her things.

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Shattered Sight AU:

Instead of the curse turning the citizens of Storybrooke into their worst selves, it manifested their worst selves into physical forms, forcing them to defend against their own fears, insecurities, jealousy, hate, etc., face to face.
(Kind of like Charming when he had to literally face his fears.)
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Okay! Yes! Thank you so much for writing this/starting this! I am so excited! I apologize for taking so long to read and respond, but I love this! It’s going to be so good, I can already feel it! Two of my favorite things: Outlaw Queen and Practical Magic! You set the scene very well, and I love what you called Zelena. Lena seems to fit her perfectly!
Oh I can’t wait to read more! Thank you, thank you for this!

You're so welcome! I'm REALLY glad you like it! I love Practical Magic, too, and I had legitimate writer's block when starting this, but now I have at least a relatively clear path of where this is going. I mean, it's hard trying to write something original, based off of something everyone knows. I want to do the movie/book justice, but I also want to make people believe it's Outlaw Queen and Zelena, with Henry and Roland. (I may mostly take from the movie, though.)

That part with "Lena" in it, was totally based off of Sally's nickname for Gillian, "Gilly", from the movie. And I was sitting there thinking, "Okay so if Regina and Zelena were close, what would Regina nickname her?" haha! The next chapter I'm working on will deal with Zelena and her "special male friend" then things should only take off from there. 

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