Pure and Dumb: A Summary

if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing

Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic

My favorite thing about feminism is that you literally only have to say the word and BOOM done, men will literally prove your point FOR you

Damn i got expensive taste for someone with only $4

So this is what trust looks like.

Funny, my first thought was “So this is what the patriarchy looks like.”

Yup. This is how women are supposed to trust men. With their lives.

Woman : “Hey, can we just… Drop the bow?” Man : “WHY DON’T YOU TRUST ME I’M NOT A VIOLENT GUY, YOU ARE INSULTING ME THINKING I WILL HURT YOU!!!” Woman : “No it’s just… Well I’m afraid.” Man : “But why? Look at me, I’m not afraid. And we’re equal, look, we pull the bow together.” Woman : “I think we’re not equal, you can kill me with the arrow and I can’t.” Man : “What? So you would like to be able to kill me? You’re so agressive!” Woman : “That’s not what I mean, we were talking about equality : you can hurt me, I can’t.” Man : “Of course you can. You can hit me with the bow if you want.” Woman : “That’s not the same thing, it will never kill you.” Man : “Oh, you always complaining, stop victimising yourself! Do I talk about the difficulty of holding the arrow? Of the responsibility it giving to me?” […] Etc, etc. Every debates about gender equality, ladies and gentleman.

omg the comments.  Brilliant.

popunklouis:

#the jim halperts and ben wyatts however

Avengers: Age of Ultron review on The Verge (via ilvalentinos)

you:

me:

“did u really watch cap 2 that many times”

"jag pallar inte"

something all swedes can identify with

canon facts about steve rogers

some days it’s like,???boys r gross don’t touch

and others its like

chris evans has ruined any semblance of normal reasonable standards that i may have once held for a future boyfriend the very existence of him has blown my expectations way out of the ballpark