𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑪𝑹𝑨𝑭𝑻 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 – 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑬𝑵 . wouldn't you know it , i took these from the cscoopVEVO 'highcraft' videos . adjust pronouns as necessary !

• that's the fucking ugliest thing i've ever seen in my life .
• dude , stop ! stop the beef ! stop the violence !
• you are not funny .
• rocks aren't dumb , they built our society . you ever heard of concrete ?
• i'm drunk enough that i already got apology flowers . . . however drunk that is .
• get the hell away from me !
• i don't have anything ! allegedly !
• come here , [ name ] , i'll baby bird you .
• he's on turbo mode .
• get off the computer and go get a drink , bitch wad !
• how am i supposed to know you're talking to me ?!
• i'm just checking out airplanes 'n stuff !
• i've been following you around this entire time !
• i'm having a fuckin' playboy carti-ac arrest .
• [ name ] , have you won one of these ? it's honestly pathetic .
• dude , this guy's a hater !
• you're such a rat ! you're such a rat !!
• dude , i'm stupid horny .
• [ name ] is actually yakking out of his , like , second story window right now onto our neighbor's driveway .
• this witch potion is bringing my fuckin' grandpa back to life .
• today , i'm starting a mega project .
• so this is gonna be the world forever .
• they're kissing , what the hell ?
• i was pissing out my back door , i didn't think he was gonna run up like that !
• i made a staircase and it's suitably fuckin' sketchy .
• it actually looks better than i thought .
• alright , well , i've moved all my shit in .
• this set up's kind of fuckin' bunk , but i don't really give a shit .
• there's more money in a gum ball machine than [ name ] 's 401k .

𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑪𝑹𝑨𝑭𝑻 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 – 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑻𝑾𝑬𝑳𝑽𝑬 . no YOU have a problem !! 😭 cscoopVEVO 'highcraft' videos . adjust pronouns as necessary !

• wait , is everyone still hiding ?
• i need to go berzerk .
• dude , there are some serious foes in here .
• shoot him off me , [ name ] !
• i feel like we took a wrong turn .
• why is this spider so powerful ?
• yeah , we're the best . hate to break it to you .
• okay , i'm gonna go take a bong rip .
• why does he want me so bad ? holy shit . . .
• we're actually comboing the fuck out of him .
• guys , look at me ! look at me ! what is going on ?!
• i got reese's puffs , but they're bats .
• i think you just saved him literally like the instant before death .
• this is a good mound . i think i will make a hole here .
• who's down to get freaky ?
• ugh , you're one of them ? makes sense .
• i don't like that noise ; that one sounds like a fart .
• look at your dog's big old nose , bro .
• sniff up some food , you bitch !
• well you should have telepathically understood !
• wait , that's actually a valid argument .
• i'm really confused as to what you guys are talking about over there .
• oh my god , you guys are speaking fucking riddles .
• don't ever say that to me again . where are you . i'm gonna kill you .
• look what i'm doing ; you should do the same .
• we can put him in a hole and come back for him so he doesn't scamper off .
• biggest gremlin behavior i've seen in a while .
• I'M GOING TO BEDDDDDDDD !!!!
• i fuckin' lived , bitch .
• wait , where's [ name ] ? he said he would play with me .
• do you guys think i could teach a jumping spider sign language ?
• can i get muddy with you ?
• i'm having an epiphany and you guys are getting muddy .
• i gave you the exact spot , it wasn't a riddle .
• i spilled water everywhere , i made it very clear !
• [ name ] 's dumb ass fucked this up and i still didn't fix it right .
• i kidnapped all the neighborhood cats and i put them in my back yard and i charge the families $5 a day to see 'em .
• turbo hater !
• it be like that sometimes . i suffocated in a wall earlier .

𝑶𝑩𝑿 𝑺𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑶𝑵 4 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 2 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑰𝑳𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 . starters taken from the trailer for season four part two of netflix's 'outer banks' . adjust pronouns as necessary !

• all of us , we made it home .
• now it's all on the line .
• this is theft !
• the question is : what would we risk to protect it ?
• let's really light it up .
• we're homeless . . . broke again . . . chased by killers . . .
• maybe you could find , like , one positive thing ?
• you're all in danger here .
• i'm looking for it just like you are ; but i know where it is .
• i could be down for a little moroccan vacay .
• let's do this shit .
• i don't want any part of your little treasure hunt .
• i get you to north africa , i get my cut . deal ?
• i mean honestly if he didn't do it , i was gonna do it .
• we've dug this hole as deep as it can get .
• i have a right to fight for what's mine !
• we'll figure this out . we always do .
• what are we gonna do ?!
• we get even .

𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑪𝑹𝑨𝑭𝑻 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 – 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵 . something something cscoopVEVO 'highcraft' videos . adjust pronouns as necessary !

• we got beavis and butthead in here , jesus christ .
• the only thing spooky is my munchies right now .
• on god ? oh , did you take an edible ?
• time to go on a quest !
• wait , do you guys all have swords ?
• it's pretty fucked we don't get armor .
• alright , let's side quest while we wait .
• i got those boots , but then [ name ] stole them .
• help me , help me so much !
• uh oh . i think i just spawned the skeleton king .
• oh god , those skeletons are not cool .
• oooooh , there may or may not be spiders .
• no i actually just killed [ name ] , i feel so bad ; i'm sorry .
• oh that was you that did all that freaking damage to me ?
• ahh ! i can't seeing !
• i think i'm having the thing where you stand up too fast happen .
• [ name ] , you're so brave right now .
• oh my god ! . . . sorry , i thought you were a skeleton .
• he fucking flung me ! he flung me again !
• noooooo , my face hole !
• anybody have a boot or a pant ?
• the skeleton king is totally alive right now .
• i was just reading it man , damn .
• we should look for clues or something .
• you do this thing where you attack me when i'm stoned and i don't know why .
• can somebody boost me out of this hole ?
• this guy just 'me when i lie'd .
• he's pointing his gun at me !
• oh my god , i'm beating the shit out of you .
• please don't shoot me , i'll die .
• [ name ] 's getting jumped . . .
• all my swords keep on breaking on people's faces .
• okay , i guess we're going up the stairs 'n shit .

𝑫𝑨𝑵𝑵𝒀 𝑮𝑶𝑵𝒁𝑨𝑳𝑬𝒁 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 – 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑭𝑶𝑼𝑹 . still more starters taken from danny gonzalez youtube videos . adjust pronouns as necessary !

• i just wanted it to sound like he was in trouble .
• this guy makes business sound so easy .
• it was probably more , he's just being modest .
• this guy does it for the passion .
• you could have done all of this without leaving your bed .
• might i suggest an empty room with a folding chair ?
• my passion is tiktok dances and lip sync videos .
• mine should look like that ? should ?
• this whole operation is not so much a career as it is a crime .
• i think the weirdest example of this has got to be jason derulo .
• this looks like i'm scrolling on tiktok while facetiming jason derulo .
• let's go , that's a zinger baby ! add another zinger to the zinger counter .
• well that sounds to me like it would make some pretty good content .
• i don't know if you know this , but rainbows actually have colors . . . like a lot of them .
• i've never seen this movie , and quite frankly i have very little desire to . . .
• that's so funny i forgot to laugh .
• we have to risk untold amounts of human life to make this happen .
• it's for people who watch the travel channel . . . which i don't think is kids .
• i've watched a lot of clips of it on youtube .
• this show needs subtitles like 100% of the time .
• make sure you pick the longest needle you've ever seen .
• okay , i'm gonna imagine my hands are magnets .
• it's probably gonna take a little longer than the twenty minutes i had allotted to figure it out .
• i think someone probably convinced her that this is telekinesis .
• anyway , i was gonna give up on this entirely .
• they rebranded telekinesis to sound even more insane .
• sometimes i have trouble getting the foil to move , but that's just 'cause i care too much . it freaks the foil out .
• oh my god , he and [ name ] are sharing a field ?
• that's the most romantic thing i've ever heard , dude .
• psychokinesis is real , it just sucks .
• there's a school in england where children are learning to see while blindfolded .
• why would she need to come closer if he's just like , perceiving it with his mind ?
• so i'm like 90% sure this is what's going on here ; in fact i'm 95% sure . in fact , i'm 100% sure .
• i don't know if the kids have just been sworn to secrecy ?

𝑱𝑶𝑺𝑯 𝑱𝑶𝑯𝑵𝑺𝑶𝑵 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 . starters taken out of context from josh johnson stand up youtube videos . adjust pronouns as needed !

• i'm just not as strong as i'd like to be .
• very few people in my life ever ask me to help them move . . . that's how you know you come off a little anemic to your friends .
• i started to feel a pain . . . i shouldn't say a pain ; i started to feel three pains .
• you ever been a good samaritan that needed a good samaritan ?
• in my head it's gonna be the three of us together .
• well , we all try to make things work the best way we know how .
• now he thinks i'm an absent father that isn't able to carry my own son .
• you couldn't just pretend to know me for fifteen more steps ?
• i did not wanna be seen again .
• i was like . . . that's not how knees work .
• if you're going the speed of the temperature in arizona , you're just going to jail .
• 911 is a pretty hard job to call out of . . .
• just about everybody thought that it was actually pretty dope .
• everybody calls themself the best . . . eventually , somebody has to be the best .
• i'm trying to be fair !
• there's still at least a professional relationship there to some degree .
• i'm trying to be objective and y'all are trying to lean me .
• you don't wanna mess with anyone who's actually had a hard life .
• y'all are trying to get me to do something i'm not doing .
• it's hard to go hard when everybody knows you had healthcare .
• i thought we were rhyming !
• i guess [ name ] heard that and took it as a personal affront .
• i'm not being a revisionist here , i said this when it happened .
• he says ' i hate you ' – he said it a lot .
• all i'm doing is writing my feelings down and making money .
• i can go forever ! this'll never be over !
• this doesn't happen with people under sixty pretty much ever .
• i don't understand what i'm doing right now !
• i don't know how in my feelings i was about it , but i was shocked .
• and then , um . . . and then i kept watching .
• i have never read a one star review that i didn't wish was longer .

𝑨𝑵𝑫𝒀 𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 – 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑻𝑾𝑶 . starters taken from andy king's youtube videos . adjust pronouns as necessary !

• let's see just how far down this rabbit hole we can go .
• no one's ever told me that , ever .
• hey man , i got uh . . . another thing to get to .
• it's just weird , okay ? can we just agree on that ?
• there is definitely someone in the world who would find that attractive .
• sorry , sorry , sorry , i'm getting too involved .
• at this point in his life he's essentially a mythbusters crash dummy .
• i would be doing myself a disservice if i didn't at least give it a shot .
• don't make fun of me when i get into this position ; it is very vulnerable .
• that guy reminds me a little too much of the dad from euphoria .
• okay now we're getting into some fun , here .
• if it worked in 2015 , who's to say it won't work forever ?
• i say we hop in and get this over with .
• is there any reason to , like , even care about them anymore ?
• somehow they made it out of prison .
• [ name ] is the name and yapping is his game .
• i don't know . that should be symbolic of something .
• i really don't have a reason not to be upset .
• do we see what's going on here ?
• sorry , i just dropped my fidget toy .
• i don't know , maybe we can jump into this portal behind me and find out .
• target is every child's favorite location .
• i don't know , okay ? straight up , i can't explain it .
• when i'm presented with a challenge , i'm gonna take it on . sometimes .
• what's more upsetting is that they never even told me if i was good at it .
• a couple of questions come to mind right off the bat . mainly who asked for this ?
• i'm pretty sure the guy was just afraid of women .
• okay see ? there you go , that's all we needed to know .
• brother , it sounds like this was a choice .
• i think we need that kind of energy on the team , here .
• wow dude ! that looks like shit !

𝑨𝑵𝑫𝒀 𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 . starters taken from andy king's youtube videos . adjust pronouns as necessary !

• i'm a sucker for nostalgia , folks .
• look i may be a sucker , but i'm no fool .
• this seems to be a major problem in hollywood right now .
• conceptually , that's all you had to do .
• i cannot stress enough how much this pisses me off .
• bro hasn't . . . lil bro hasn't read the book .
• what the fuck are we doing right now ?
• i'm not watching that .
• oh he's magic ? can he magically clean that shit up ?
• i brought you here today to tell you one thing and one thing only .
• i actually don't like you that much .
• people were having babies before , and now . . . uh . . . now they're just angry .
• so what if he got extra guac ? it doesn't mean anything .
• you know how i like to smoke blunts every day .
• honestly , what he said though ? a little bit fucked up .
• i'm like kind of now really locking in to this .
• alright , [ name ] has not said a goddamn word yet .
• she called her a googly eyed bitch .
• [ name ] looks the most guilty motherfucker i've ever seen .
• the confidence came out of nowhere ! i guess i believe him now .
• stop with the game of thrones shit ; i never watched it .
• this is probably more fun than most concerts .
• what's that term that clearly i don't use ? can you tell me more about it ?
• they look just like him . both of them do .
• something horrendous has to have happened here .
• it doesn't seem like the guy has committed any type of major atrocity . . . at least not yet .
• it turns out that i missed out on years of lore .
• my biggest mistake was that i gave him the benefit of the doubt .
• i think i found the riddler in real life .
• i would have a beer with him . . . or a glass of milk or something .
• you have to ask a lot of questions , and you have to kill people .
• well , you would be right . and also wrong .
• there's nothing better than a person that's just such a little quirky goofball , you know ?

𝑲𝑼𝑹𝑻𝑰𝑺 𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑵𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 – 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑻𝑾𝑶 . starters taken from kurtis conner's youtube videos . adjust pronouns as necessary !

• now it's like a million times worse .
• i guess it's better now . . . it's better now , but it's worse .
• just the existence of it is kind of a slap in the face .
• that's the trend this past year . the year before it was NFTs , and now it's this .
• i thought it would be fun if we went through all of them today and kinda just sort of . . . made fun of them .
• i thought this was not just stupid , but incredibly irresponsible and dangerous .
• finally , something for the birders out there .
• i've never bird watched because i've , like , had intercourse before .
• that's fan behavior , dude . that's creepy .
• i don't know if you're allowed to say that .
• i'm frickin' glued to the thing .
• settle down , freaks ; a technical feat isn't a robot with nice toes .
• art is subjective at the end of the day . in the morning , not so much .
• i think it'd be a nice change of pace to highlight someone nice and good .
• what that day snowballed into is something i'll never forget for the rest of my life .
• that's a joke , but i'm hoping to make that same joke to [ name ] to try to make him laugh .
• i didn't even know that was a thing you could do .
• if you appear with anyone online more than one time , i'm sorry . there's already a fanfic about you .
• maybe this year will be different , as in it'll be even worse .
• i'm sure my mental health could be . . . uh . . . better .
• the only way to measure success is through the lens of capitalism .
• they're fuckin weird , man . they're weirdos .
• you're allowed to body shame a billionaire .
• at some point or another you're gonna have to exploit the working class ; that's just the way it goes .
• alright , get ready to hear me talk for a while .
• i don't think crying when you're sad is exclusive to [ name ] but okay .
• i'm not only exiting the conversation , i'm exiting whatever room we're in .
• just remember , no one can hate me more than i already hate myself .
• that's hilarious . that's groundbreaking . that's the pinnacle of comedy .
• that is so goddamn stupid .
• thunder ? i hardly know her !
• i fell asleep halfway through but that's not because they were boring , that's just because i was five .

𝒀𝑶𝑼'𝑳𝑳 𝑩𝑬 𝑨𝑳𝑹𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑲𝑰𝑫 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 – 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑹𝑬𝑬 . starters taken from the 2024 album 'you'll be alright, kid' by alex warren . adjust pronouns as necessary !

• i'm homesick for somewhere that doesn't exist .
• it's like you've been replaced by home video tapes .
• sun goes up then the sun goes down .
• your shadow gets longer on the ground .
• and it's all for what , 'cause you're not around .
• but i still hope i make you proud .
• i'm running after something .
• i'm trying to catch your ghost .
• i'm holding onto pictures and the smell of your clothes .
• feel you slipping through my fingers .
• i know i'll never reach you but you're part of me , i can't let you go .
• i just keep on chasing shadows of you .
• i'm homesick for conversations i would avoid .
• i miss the sound of your voice .
• it's like you've been replaced by a tattoo of your name .
• said goodbye , wasn't ready yet .
• i only see you in this silhouette .
• now there's nothing but a shadow left .

• i put a sign on a telephone pole with the address below .
• i wrote the time and i circled in bold 'everything must go' .
• every perfect memory , stacked in boxes on the street .
• take what's left of you and me .
• all the love is gone .
• i tried to call but you didn't call back .
• come and get your things .
• i thought about just striking a match .
• it's hard to burn a memory .
• i don't want them anymore 'cause it's just too hard .
• let it all fall down .
• every empty picture frame , all the shit that i tried to save .
• name your price , you can have my pain .
• i wish that i could wish you well .
• i got no sympathy to sell .
• i hope you're happy with yourself .
• it's time to empty out the place i used to love – but now i hate .

• i wish i had the number to my younger self .
• you've lost more than most people do .
• you don't know it now , but there's still more to lose .
• friends move away and people get older .
• your heart's gonna break over and over .
• you're not to blame , so don't blame yourself .
• i hope this helps .
• you're gonna ask why , you're gonna want answers .
• you're gonna feel like no one ever understands .
• hate to be the one to tell you this , but you'll be alright , kid .
• i wish you knew the feeling wasn't permanent .
• i wish you knew your brother would come back again .
• time does heal , but don't heal everything .
• you might care less about what they think .
• stop trying to impress the people who leave .
• it scares you to death , but don't take it hard .
• growing up's not easy , but it's gonna get better .
• you'll be alright , kid .

𝒀𝑶𝑼'𝑳𝑳 𝑩𝑬 𝑨𝑳𝑹𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑲𝑰𝑫 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 – 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑻𝑾𝑶 . starters taken from the 2024 album 'you'll be alright, kid' by alex warren . adjust pronouns as necessary !

• i feel your heartbeat with your hand in mine .
• i know that i found the best thing that was ever mine .
• i get in my head , you talk me down .
• nothing's gonna separate us now .
• it's not a life or death situation .
• darling , you're my last destination .
• what if i go first and my angel's still on earth ?
• i'll wait outside the gates 'til you're there too .
• heaven won't be heaven without you .
• when i picture paradise , it isn't somewhere in the sky .
• send me where you're by my side .
• when i look at you , i see the light .
• i promise you'll have my heart in every lifetime .
• darlin i'll wait as long as it takes .
• forever means that i'll never say goodbye .

• darling handle me with care .
• i'm scared you really mean it that you're never coming back .
• see your bag right by the stairs ; i guess you already packed .
• i can't change your mind , but how could you just leave like that ?
• i'm not ready to let you go .
• just give me one more night .
• hold me like you're still mine .
• love me for right now before you leave me .
• i know it's gonna hurt watching your footsteps turn .
• i'm so used to getting damaged .
• you know i hate this part .
• i gotta take advantage of a fully broken heart .
• won't you stay a little longer even if it's all pretend ?
• maybe by the morning i'll be ready for the end .
• got one foot out the door .
• you don't need me anymore .
• love me for right now .

• i can hear the words you speak when the west wind whispers .
• i can hear your voice ring clear in the evergreens .
• am i who you thought i'd be ? am i what you pictured ?
• did you have me standing here in your wildest dreams ?
• just like a memory , you never left me .
• you just left too soon .
• i'll save you a seat next to me .
• you're always at the table .
• hope you're proud of what you see .
• you're written in my soul .
• it's your blood that i bleed .
• wherever you are , wherever i'll be , i'll save you a seat .
• i feel you in the rain that falls .
• i still get shivers .
• did you find mom up there ? tell me , are you with her ?
• i wonder if the ones who go miss the ones who stay .
• i keep your room like nothing's changed .
• i try to love , but it's not the same .
• i damn near broke when i heard your name .
• you had to leave , you couldn't stay .

𝒀𝑶𝑼'𝑳𝑳 𝑩𝑬 𝑨𝑳𝑹𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑲𝑰𝑫 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 . starters taken from the 2024 album 'you'll be alright, kid' by alex warren . adjust pronouns as necessary !

• i guess you never know someone you think you know .
• can't see the knife when you're too close .
• it scars forever when someone you called a friend shows you the truth can be so cold .
• i'd wipe the dirt off your name with the shirt off my back .
• i thought that you'd do the same , but you didn't do that .
• said i'm the one who's haunted for all the fires you started .
• you knew the house was burning down .
• i had to get out .
• you led your saints and sinners and fed them lies for dinner .
• hey , look at you now .
• how do you sleep at night ?
• no one to hide behind ; betrayed every alibi you had .
• every chance to make amends but you got drunk on bitterness .
• and you still claim that you're innocent . . . it's sad .
• used to tell me you'd pray for me ; you were praying on my downfall .
• you were digging a grave for me while we were sharing the same four walls .

• [ name ] called me and said 'there's a girl you should meet but she lives far away .'
• i heard your voice and i knew i had no other choice but to jump on a plane .
• you dropped out of college when $500 was all that you had to your name .
• i've been off my head since the night we met .
• you look so amazing , sometimes i forget to catch my breath .
• do you remember the start ?
• back when everyone told you that you should run , you jumped in the passenger seat .
• can't believe how far we made it .
• i have all i want , but i'm praying .
• i start tearing up when i think of the mother you'll be .
• it all happened so fast , i forget to look back .

• i hope you know i will carry you home .
• i know there's so many ways that this could go .
• don't want you to wonder , darling i want you to know .
• we were talking to the sunset , throwing dreams against the wall .
• i know none of them have stuck yet but i'll bet it on you , honey .
• i would risk it all .
• these days , these nights are changing .
• my mind is set on you .
• i'm not afraid to say it .
• our whole life fit in that car .
• we kept each other warm under a ceiling full of stars .
• in this and every life , i choose us every time .

• locked inside my head , didn't wanna let you see me break down .
• i'm not here to ask you for a way out .
• the waves keep crashing .
• what would happen if i asked you to stay ?
• say you won't let me drown in troubled waters alone .
• won't you tell me that you're still holding on ?
• i feel the world on my shoulders , slowly pulling me under .
• i don't wanna push you away .
• storm is rolling in . . . there's no stopping it , darling believe me .
• i've got a tendency to run .
• all i've learned from love is that it leaves me .

𝑰 𝑾𝑨𝑺 / 𝑰 𝑨𝑴 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 – 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑹𝑬𝑬 . more starters taken from the 2021 album 'i was / i am' by noah kahan . adjust pronouns as necessary !

• it's not what you think .
• these tears aren't some sweet response to tragedy .
• honey , it's all chemical .
• don't be deceived , and don't take my bitterness as empathy .
• darling , it's a broken bridge . can you still get over it ?
• if you're not afraid of the water , you should dive right in .
• i'm not so brave but i'm gonna give it a try .
• but it'll take a little while .
• can you fix my flaws ?
• are you a bad excuse for therapy ?
• how am i supposed to live one foot out and one foot in ?
• right now i just can't find the energy .
• i'm forgetting how to swim .
• you'll be on the other side .

• i like to think i'm more than what my age is .
• i try to cope with all the changes .
• when i smile on rare occasions , can you see how old my face is ?
• if i'm getting old , why are there so many things that i don't know ?
• i wake up every day and put on my clothes .
• hoping that 401k might fill up the hole in my soul .
• but i'm hollow .
• i'm scared to check the date .
• i'm scared of the dark .
• you can't escape it , no matter how fast the car .
• i'm smaller than the raindrops on the window .
• i'm colder than the backside of a pillow .
• i've tried to hold my temper and obscure my rage .
• these kids , they never act their age .
• i've got one foot in the grave .
• who do you wanna be in fifty years ?
• i just wanna be alive .
• where the fuck do you think you are ?
• welcome to the other side .

• i never found a heart i couldn't break .
• for you , i hoped my parts would rearrange .
• now this house feels like a grave .
• now i cannot help but take the blame .
• so our time's come around and our wounds run deep .
• there ain't no words to speak .
• honey , bury me .
• watch it fall ; let it drown .
• if i could find a way to change our fate , would any of our demons be erased ?
• there's no shame in letting go .
• i guess i'll see you at the funeral .
• i know you're dreaming of letting it go .
• can you feel the dirt down below ?

• where to begin ?
• let's pretend we never met so i can disappear a moment .
• been trying to swim with both my hands behind my back .
• my dear , i've always feared the ocean .
• somehow this one word in my mouth was left unspoken .
• my parents split when i got sick .
• i refuse to be a burden .
• is there something keeping me here for the minute , darling ?
• did you find the key ?
• what is the meaning of it ?
• sometimes i feel this emptiness howling out .
• did i lose my mind , and am i still looking for it ?
• you're not alone , the world is small .
• i am sick of all the talk of finding purpose .
• love comes and goes but the big black dog , he trails along .
• am i the only one who knows him ?
• somehow i gained fifteen pounds but lost my focus .
• i suffocate things slow until i'm just the black fly circling my bullshit .

𝑰 𝑾𝑨𝑺 / 𝑰 𝑨𝑴 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 – 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑻𝑾𝑶 . more starters taken from the 2021 album 'i was / i am' by noah kahan . adjust pronouns as necessary !

• what if i told you that i got sober ?
• i got older ; i got that tattoo off my shoulder .
• i'm strong again . i'm fun again .
• would you love me then ?
• what if i'm failing or mentally ill , would you call me crazy ?
• would you let me in ?
• i told you that my whole life , could have sworn i would die young .
• i'm bad luck .
• you know that i spend long nights , brain fried , talking too much .
• i'm a booze bag , do bad , burnout dead drunk .
• it's not your fault that my brain is vacant .
• the world is trash and my dumb ass just got completely wasted .
• you washed your hands of all my sins .
• have i lost you then ?
• sometimes i hate it , my lack of patience .
• sometimes love feels like a noun in some new foreign language .
• now my heart is bent and worn so thin .
• if you look back and you hate my past , know i'm doing everything that i can .
• i'm doing everything that i can .
• if you look back and can't stand my ass , i swear i'm doing everything that i can .

• there's no way out of an angry crowd without stepping on some toes .
• they'll scream your name 'til the lights go out then they'll feed you to the wolves .
• it's hard to say who you'll be when they let those big red curtains close .
• you know this , 'cause you told me so .
• i bet you forgot black heels in the summertime .
• honey , now you got a look that i don't recognize .
• to know me is to hate me is to hate what i've become .
• it's to watch me as i'm falling from that ladder's last rung .
• it's to feel bad like a secret that you can't keep in .
• i'm not the way i was .
• were you freed within ?
• are you tethered in your doubt ?
• have you breathed it in 'til it's medicine that you cannot live without ?
• 'cause you came back home a fuckin' alien , and we're stuck here on the ground .
• call your mom back , kid , before the high comes down .
• it's a hole i can't fill ; it's a curse i can't break .
• i gave my soul to it and i cannot be reclaimed .
• i was younger then .

• yes , i'm a mess now .
• i haven't heard from you in weeks ; you must have left town .
• i can't go back now .
• all that i have now are those feelings i felt .
• no one else can bring them back out .
• i've been trying to find a silver lining , but i can't .
• now that i can't hold you , i wish that i had tried to do more not to lose you .
• the second you left , the voice in my head screamed " what did i do ? "
• now you're gone and all i want is someone like you .
• i'm stuck like a grave in the space that you left .

𝑰 𝑾𝑨𝑺 / 𝑰 𝑨𝑴 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 . starters taken from the 2021 album 'i was / i am' by noah kahan . adjust pronouns as necessary !

• i think i forgot the things i've done .
• it's just good to be alive .
• i could stay grateful for the sun , though it's getting in my eyes .
• now you let your heart get filled with someone else's love .
• now you let your head get held in someone else's arms .
• you were only a little bit of light .
• you were only a minute of my time .
• i miss the way you made me feel like i lost part of me out there .
• even through the pain , i can't recall your face .
• i got so close to love with you , my dear .
• but i don't miss you ; i miss the way you made me feel .
• there was something in the air as we drove your parents' car .
• i scream the words inside your head and hope you feel me .
• the moment i chase is a race that i've already lost .
• you were only afraid from fear of being alone .
• feeling the ache is better than nothing at all .

• it's an empty shell i live in ; the doors are always closed .
• i spend my weeks losing my head , resting my bones .
• and they say that nothing's given , so i guess i'll get nothing at all .
• i'll accept defeat , 'cause you can't swing when the fight's lost .
• can't see the grass getting greener , 'cause out there ain't nothing but blue .
• the high helps a little .
• but everyone you meet's just passing through .
• white lies take all of the color from you .
• most nights you don't sleep at all .
• is there any wonder no one ever really tries to call ?
• sometimes i feel like an animal .
• i climb so high just to feel the fall .
• look me in the eyes ; am i someone else ?
• i always have a vision but i always watch it go .
• it's too much and it's too close .

• we've been running in place .
• whole year's been one of those days .
• i know we're close to an end .
• i don't wanna be blamed .
• i know you hate to cause pain .
• i hope the silence will end .
• we hold onto this for whatever reason .
• we're too far to fix it up .
• i know you're ready to move on from me .
• but you stay and you stay and you stay .
• and we wait until one of us caves .
• long game but none of us win .
• we keep on playing pretend .
• the fear's a rope on our wrists .
• those years of life that we missed .

𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑪𝑹𝑨𝑭𝑻 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 – 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑻𝑬𝑵 . a tenth set of starters taken from the cscoopVEVO 'highcraft' videos . adjust pronouns as necessary !

• i feel like a winner .
• alright can we limit this to sixteen arrows per person ?
• we're just gonna do teams of two .
• that's fair , everybody take a rip .
• there's someone above us .
• where the FUCK did you come from ?!
• dude woah , CHILL dude .
• dude how do you do that man ? how do you do that ?!
• i didn't mean it ! i didn't mean it , i'm sorry !
• [ name ] is almost so evil that he's a good guy again .
• this guys still salty from forty minutes ago , goddamn .
• that's bullshit and you know it !
• oh my god , my teammate went insane .
• you guys are just sitting on a roof , go fight some people .
• i'll try some parkour for money .
• can we get a substance check on [ name ] here ?
• i'm shaking , that's how high i am .
• i'm drunk as fuck , you guys , i'm not gonna lie right now .
• what – where – what – did you get distracted ?!
• oh no , we got an altercation .
• you guys are like that video of the two cats screaming at each other .
• everyone is sleeping on [ name ] right now .
• your approval ratings are way down after that little stunt , bro .
• [ name ] 's alive ?!
• that's a win for [ name ] and [ name 2 ] .
• on god on god on god on god on god !
• i know you have a sword ! fuck you !
• what are you doing , dude ? what is this ?
• it was a good old bar fight ; bought a drink after .
• well i mean , like , am i wrong though ?
• i got clipped , dude .
• now we're fucking talking , dude .
• that was age of empires , but close .
• i went to attack [ name ] and [ name 2 ] was in between us , and my guys just killed [ name 2 ] on the way to [ name ] .

𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑪𝑹𝑨𝑭𝑻 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 – 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑬 . y'all know the drill , starters taken from cscoopVEVO 'highcraft' videos . adjust pronouns as necessary !

• i'm shaking . i'm actually shaking , this is fucked .
• i don't feel like my brain is even actively working at 20% .
• alright , ready ? i'm down to fight these dumbasses .
• dude , i have never been more cooked in my life .
• we are so back .
• should i take it for the team ? and not be a bitch ?
• oh my god , we're getting shot at by everybody .
• they're little rats ! in the sewer ! they're sewer rats !
• awww , i got struck by lightning .
• there's some food ! no , there's no food actually .
• he's eating cookies ; he only has cookies .
• don't let him have the low ground .
• i did all the heavy lifting .
• thank god i'm not on [ name ] 's team right now .
• hunt 'em down , whatever route they go .
• LOCK THE FUCK IN .
• the first game went so bad for me i just went nonverbal .
• oh my god i'm so knowing , dude .
• oh [ name ] 's right behind us , can we kill him ? should we go kill him ?
• i don't wanna kill [ name ] , i wanna kill [ name 2 ] . we need [ name 2 ] dead .
• oh shit , wait , we're locking in .
• like the winged hussars at vienna , we charged from the great mountains . great forest . whatever they charged from .
• YESSSSS ! get shit on !
• i saw blood in all of their eyes as soon as i showed my diamond sword .
• wait am i allowed to cheat death ?
• no they're not there anymore – . . . i mean they never were there .
• yeah so they pick two of their finest warriors to take you two on .
• i mean you can ask them ; i'm just the messenger , man .
• i forgot i was alive right now , to be honest .
• fuck it , i'm going for the hero play !
• go right , go to the right . don't go to your left .
• that's so cute of you , bro .