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𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚 , 𝒘𝒆'𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒔 .
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𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑪𝑹𝑨𝑭𝑻 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑬𝑵 . wouldn't you know it , i took these from the cscoopVEVO 'highcraft' videos . adjust pronouns as necessary !
  • that's the fucking ugliest thing i've ever seen in my life .
  • dude , stop ! stop the beef ! stop the violence !
  • you are not funny .
  • rocks aren't dumb , they built our society . you ever heard of concrete ?
  • i'm drunk enough that i already got apology flowers . . . however drunk that is .
  • get the hell away from me !
  • i don't have anything ! allegedly !
  • come here , [ name ] , i'll baby bird you .
  • he's on turbo mode .
  • get off the computer and go get a drink , bitch wad !
  • how am i supposed to know you're talking to me ?!
  • i'm just checking out airplanes 'n stuff !
  • i've been following you around this entire time !
  • i'm having a fuckin' playboy carti-ac arrest .
  • [ name ] , have you won one of these ? it's honestly pathetic .
  • dude , this guy's a hater !
  • you're such a rat ! you're such a rat !!
  • dude , i'm stupid horny .
  • [ name ] is actually yakking out of his , like , second story window right now onto our neighbor's driveway .
  • this witch potion is bringing my fuckin' grandpa back to life .
  • today , i'm starting a mega project .
  • so this is gonna be the world forever .
  • they're kissing , what the hell ?
  • i was pissing out my back door , i didn't think he was gonna run up like that !
  • i made a staircase and it's suitably fuckin' sketchy .
  • it actually looks better than i thought .
  • alright , well , i've moved all my shit in .
  • this set up's kind of fuckin' bunk , but i don't really give a shit .
  • there's more money in a gum ball machine than [ name ] 's 401k .
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𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑪𝑹𝑨𝑭𝑻 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑻𝑾𝑬𝑳𝑽𝑬 . no YOU have a problem !! 😭 cscoopVEVO 'highcraft' videos . adjust pronouns as necessary !
  • wait , is everyone still hiding ?
  • i need to go berzerk .
  • dude , there are some serious foes in here .
  • shoot him off me , [ name ] !
  • i feel like we took a wrong turn .
  • why is this spider so powerful ?
  • yeah , we're the best . hate to break it to you .
  • okay , i'm gonna go take a bong rip .
  • why does he want me so bad ? holy shit . . .
  • we're actually comboing the fuck out of him .
  • guys , look at me ! look at me ! what is going on ?!
  • i got reese's puffs , but they're bats .
  • i think you just saved him literally like the instant before death .
  • this is a good mound . i think i will make a hole here .
  • who's down to get freaky ?
  • ugh , you're one of them ? makes sense .
  • i don't like that noise ; that one sounds like a fart .
  • look at your dog's big old nose , bro .
  • sniff up some food , you bitch !
  • well you should have telepathically understood !
  • wait , that's actually a valid argument .
  • i'm really confused as to what you guys are talking about over there .
  • oh my god , you guys are speaking fucking riddles .
  • don't ever say that to me again . where are you . i'm gonna kill you .
  • look what i'm doing ; you should do the same .
  • we can put him in a hole and come back for him so he doesn't scamper off .
  • biggest gremlin behavior i've seen in a while .
  • I'M GOING TO BEDDDDDDDD !!!!
  • i fuckin' lived , bitch .
  • wait , where's [ name ] ? he said he would play with me .
  • do you guys think i could teach a jumping spider sign language ?
  • can i get muddy with you ?
  • i'm having an epiphany and you guys are getting muddy .
  • i gave you the exact spot , it wasn't a riddle .
  • i spilled water everywhere , i made it very clear !
  • [ name ] 's dumb ass fucked this up and i still didn't fix it right .
  • i kidnapped all the neighborhood cats and i put them in my back yard and i charge the families $5 a day to see 'em .
  • turbo hater !
  • it be like that sometimes . i suffocated in a wall earlier .
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