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Listen, um, we made a baby in your bathroom. So we owe you one. So we say you can take off the ducky tie. For three slaps. And to be clear, this would add three slaps to Marshall’s existing one, giving him four slaps in total. Deal.
Sometimes, love is like a dance. And it’s all about the timing. (inspiration: x)
…But there’s one thing your Aunt Robin never was; she was never alone.
get to know me meme: [3/5] favorite female characters:
→ Lily Aldrin (How I Met Your Mother)
❝There are certain things in life where you know it’s a mistake but you don’t really know it’s a mistake because the only way to really know it’s a mistake is to make the mistake and look back and say ‘yep, that was a mistake.’ So really, the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake, because then you’d go your whole life not knowing if something is a mistake or not. And dammit, I’ve made no mistakes! I’ve done all of this; my life, my relationship, my career, mistake-free. Does any of this make sense to you? ❞
What? I can celebrate Hanukkah, too.
Lily: "So I was driving with my friend, who thinks he's 'The Road Trip Master' ".
I have so many single girlfriends who fit themselves into the mold of what they think a guy's looking for. But being comfortable around men is about being comfortable with yourself. They gravitate toward confidence. Really, that is what they want to be around.
