I wuv gimmick bwogs dey’we da wabid middwe schoowews of da tumbwr ecosystem UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

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4/22

Prime example all over here

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official gimmick post

RAHHHHHHHH 🗽🗽🦅🦅🦅 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!?!?!?! 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 OH SAY CAN YOU SE

o l d b a y

this post has big naturals!

This post is now 120 degrees!

THIS POST HURTS!!! TOO MUCH ULTRAVIOLET RADIATION!!!

MY POOR POST

I don't see any fish....

Do you ship it?

I am so sorry

welcome to Mackinac Island

Make the most of the next two months

Feel free to add on.

wow! as a broke college kid, i wish there was a way to access books and movies as well as scientific articles that the new administration isn't necessarily a fan of. man. If only there was a free and trusted vpn ( up to 10 gigs of downloadable data) to use in conjunction with an anonymizing router (also free up to 10 gigs) to safely, er, permanently borrow media in an untraceable way as well as share files. Man, what's that browser that keeps your online activity anonymous? I'm awfully attached to firefox, personally. If only i had a browser extension that would throw a smoke screen over my browsing data while blocking ads at the same time.

what was i talking about? hmm. weird.

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

it feels fake but your friends miss you sometimes

the reason you've been hanging out with your closest friends fairly regularly for the past 12+ years is because you have fun together

people who don't like you that much will not stay in your life for over a decade asking to hang out and inviting you to things and texting you

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

bringing this back

My fantasy is that this gets enough heat that His Holiness is forced to address it

*ahem*

i gather together the gimmick for this very sad occasion

for both @yahooo-official and @walmart-the-official have been caught and called out. Rest in peace for any of the others who have also been called out.

you will be missed 🕊️

@the-taggerrr @non-tyrannical-usa @real-antonio-vivaldi

spread the sad word please :(

RIP YAHOOO AND WALMART WE'LL MISS YOU!!!

I ain’t dead and I’ll fucking escape containment to invade the minds of the youtube-ites again

sometimes I can still hear their voice… 😔😔

Rip my fellow Gimmicks. Thankfully I'm never active enough to be spotted by Mr P.M. Seymour lol

Me neither, cuz you guys won’t let me do my gimmick cuz you never do YOUR gimmicks

rest in peace

washed up gun from lake michigan

via coravioletwalters

could be one of ours ig

Darkest Legal Front Side Window Tint by State

official michigan post

glad we don’t have to deal with cars

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

Sometimes everyone in the gimmickverse decides to reblog one post and literally I can’t see anything other than that post

Wouldn’t it be funny if we made this post one of those

Right @non-tyrannical-usa (wink wink nudge nudge)

This is the tenth time I’ve seen this exact fucking post on my dash today wtf, it hasn’t even been three hours

Good, that means it’s working.

everyone reblog this again

god damnit rickroll

hellppp mmeeeee

Tempting, but I am called by a higher purpose.

(I have seen this like 5 times today)

i think it’s time i bring this back

Dammit

hey now you indirectly started this

We’re bringing this post back? Yippee

Damp Socks

i am 80% sure that the main blog of a gimmick blog follows me because the gimmick blog keeps popping up in my notes like a really bad jumpscare

String identified: a % tat t a g a gc g ca t gc g g t a a a ca

Closest match: Mimas tiliae genome assembly, chromosome: 11 Common name: Lime Hawk-moth

(image source)

WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??

Companion description: Moth of Moss!

+ 5 fascination with flora, fauna, and floral fauna

WHERE ARE YOU ALL COMING FROM. HOW DID YOU FIND THIS POST.

Where I’ve Been, by Bill Wurtz

(lyric) “where I’m from, I don’t know”, responding to your post (hehe I found another way to relate songs)

Clean

Fully listened to

Other than Being Apple Music, this blog has another gimmick! I relate songs to (most) posts I make or reblog.

🪴

This post has been rickrolled.

UwU

This post has been femboyed by Femboy North Carolina OwO

>:3

string identified: ca t

closest match:

Achievement Unlocked!

Get gimmicked, fucker.

This post has been gimmicked 6-7 times over.

That’s a lot of gimmicks

oh hey I’m a gimmick

Official ominous gimmick blog(s)

I will eat your socks

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

the oldest lgbtq bookstore in the world is facing eviction !!! There is a fundraiser to save it !!! I know there’s a lot of things to donate to these days but wanted to spread the word about glad day given its long history

Such a narrow escape

Next time we'll get him

Hey wait we can reblog with polls

Followers please drown the tumblr boyfriend. for me.

DROWN.

SAVE

DROWN

guys fucking DROWN HIM

SAVE

BROS ALREADY BEEN SAVED HE'S BORED WHAT IF WE SPICE UP HIS LIFE A BIT HUH. NEW EXPERIENCES.

I JUST WANTED TO PROVE THAT THIRD TIME IS NOT THE CHARM

HE DESERVES ENRICHMENT!!!!

HE DOES INDEED

@forever-scotland CAN WE GIVE THE GUY AN IRN BRU?

YES DEFINITELY IT'S MY BOYFRIEND AND HE DESERVES IT

IRN BRU FOR EVERYONE WHO VOTED SAVE

EVERYONE VOTE SAVE AND YOU GET AN IRN BRU

save save save

DROWN TAHT MOTHERFUCKER!!

Hehehehe he's saved. You lost @the-official-potatoo

NOOOO

WHYYYYYYYYYY

HAH HE DROWNED!

THAT'S THE MAGIC OF POTATOS

FUCKING FINALLY

NOOOOO

FUCK YOU

SAVE HIM!

KILL HIM KILL HIM THIS MAN CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO LIVE

HE DESERVES LIFE AND NOURISHMENT

he don’t deserve SHIT

YOU DONT DESERVE SHIT

LIGHT-MODE USER LOOKING ASS

I BET YOUR EYES DONT EVEN HURT WHEN YOU TURN THE LIGHT ON IN THE MORNING

actually I’m very sensitive to light in the morning! :D

I am a lesbian!

OH UHHH

fucking skittle squad ass

you prob dont even have a gf!

light mode probably warns people to steer clear of your bitchass

Ofc I don’t have a girlfriend, I have my partner @nanochittle !!

SAVE THE DUDE

ur supposed to be an ominous threat? ur not even threatening drown boi potato man out there!

I don't do the threatening, my pronouns just happen to be a/threat. I can have MORALS!

I WANT HIM TO DROWN!!!

SAVE HIM