but who versus? who are we doing it versus?

91% of adulterers stop before they find the one mistress who will bring back their zest for life. KEEP CHEATING!!!!!!!!

Yeah. I truly wish you the absolute worst life you could possibly have. I pray to the universe to tear you to pieces. Spiritually, physically, and emotionally until all that remains is a dusty dry husk. Vile. Insecure. Vulgar cretin. I pray you find love. I pray you fall so madly in love with someone...and they rip you to shreds, piece, by, piece

I’m madly in love with your mom and I’m gonna steal her from you and yours so she can disown you all and we can flee to the countryside, killing and maiming any man, woman, child, or animal who comes across our passionate lovemaking in the greenhills under God’s eye, who will put knives in his eyes to never cast a look on the filth of humanity we so delight in. Also I’m going to fuck your mom so hard she’ll squirt for the first time in her life and fall in love with my gorgeous gorgeous penis

Yeah. Good luck with that one 😂

Luck? I’m already gnawing on her pussy, her dream box, her munch meat, her holy stigmata, her god gash, her—

he was talking abt himself here

Sheila Janet for Vogue Netherlands July 2023

Trent Reznor’s collection of modular synths

Astrology doesn't seem to work.

Some highlights:

I actually adore this study, it has some of the best negative result plots I've seen, look at this beauty:

@ me

just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet

like the reason this exists is because none of the words sound like each other, which means that even with a terrible signal both parties should be able to clearly understand the words being spelled

i am dead serious that i believe this should be taught in school

Me in a Starbucks: It's Mike-India-Kilo-Echo

The Barista: Order for your Kindy Achillo-Hecko sir

i think it’s so funny that alcohol is poison. yayyy little fruity poison with an umbrella and ice

TOMY Verbot robot from 1984 that has been sitting on a shelf for at least 30 years. Today I took him down and found the numerous AA, C and 9v batteries he needed.

In his youth you could program him to respond to voice commands from the microphone remote. Now his little power and programming lights come on but he doesn't respond when I talk to him.

I know he's listening. He's a good boy still, even if he doesn't feel like moving right now..

“‘Mother’ is a queen with style and grace who can slay the house down boots mama”

— Words Don Johnson just said on Doctor Odyssey

John Stamos is here this week playing cruise-ship Captain Don Johnson’s little brother who is gay and in a throuple. Network television is a beacon in the dark.