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Alexa T-800

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Psychic: You’re going to find true love in the near future.

Me, years later:

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I always wondered why I never had any luck with girls. Then I realized I'm one of those guys who's so stupid he mistakes a girl flirting with him as her just being friendly. I mean, it wasn't until over ten years later that I realized that girl in my high school science class was actually flirting with me! How many other flirts did I miss in that time? Fuck, no wonder I've never had a girlfriend. I'm too stupid to have one.

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