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Machete Landing

@machetelanding / machetelanding.tumblr.com

I post a bit of everything: nostalgia, movies, television, books, comic books, music, history, politics, America, and (lately) Anime tiddies.

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#funny #humor #star wars #the lord of the rings #one ring #gollum #stormtrooper #science fiction #fantasy #movies #mashup

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Happy birthday, Christopher Lee! (May 27th, 1922 - June 7th, 2015)

I hate being idle. As dear Boris [Boris Karloff] used to say, when I die I want to die with my boots on.

#christopher lee #actors #celebrities #movies #icon #legend #gifs #frankenstein #dracula #james bond #the wicker man #the lord of the rings #the devil rides out #hammer films #horror #fantasy

Me discovering The Weeknd’s “Blinding Lights” last year.

#funny #humor #memes #bilbo baggins #the lord of the rings #movies #why not #why shouldn't i #music #songs #repeat

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#funny #humor #led #headlights #lights #bright light #blinding #automobiles #cars #the lord of the rings

This was *everything* on last night’s episode of Young Sheldon. I was dying. Love this show!

#young sheldon #comedy #tv shows #2010s #sitcom #sheldon cooper #iain armitage #gollum #smeagol #the lord of the rings #dream sequence

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Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

#funny #humor #the lord of the rings #gandalf #balrog #video games #gaming #experience points #sharing #upgrades #gifs #analysis #what a jerk

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Merry: confused awe

Frodo: confused awe

Sam: confused awe

Pippin: finally I’m getting the respect i deserve from these peasants

I don’t even like these movies but this cracked me up.

#the lord of the rings #movies #gifs #frodo baggins #elijah wood #aragorn #viggo mortensen #funny #humor #bowing #confused #awe #respect #deserving

Abandoned roadside Hobbiton attraction in Phillipsville, California.

#the hobbit #the lord of the rings #hobbiton #village #attraction #abandoned #roadside #phillipsville #california #forest #nature #middle earth

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Don’t worry fellow Star Wars fans, I know Han Solo will return as #Han Solo the White

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#funny #humor #star wars #han solo #harrison ford #the lord of the rings #gandalf #mash up

#funny #hilarious #humor #gandalf #the lord of the rings #shadows #silhouette #rooftop

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