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Machete Landing

@machetelanding / machetelanding.tumblr.com

I post a bit of everything: nostalgia, movies, television, books, comic books, music, history, politics, America, and (lately) Anime tiddies.

#funny #humor #batman #superheroes #dc comics #comics #comics strips #shoplifting #stealing #crime

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“what you owe in taxes” girl I do not owe the government anything thats the amount they’re stealing from me

#taxes #money #government #stealing #theft #taxation is theft #don't owe anything #owe

#funny #humor #physical media #media #collectors #collections #collecting #stealing #wallet #money #poor #lifetime

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ferretsoftiktok

#ferrets #pets #animals #camera #pov #thief #stealing #cute #adorable #funny #videos #funny animal videos

#funny #humor #memes #social media #creeping #stealing #christmas vacation #cousin eddie #comedy #movies

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#mcdonalds #the hamburglar #mcdonaldland #fast food #restaurants #hamburgers #stealing #commercials #1980s #gifs

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An elephant casually stealing and then returning a wildlife photographer’s hat

Source: babyanimalgifs

#elephants #animals #wildlife #videos #funny animal videos #funny #hats #stealing #theft #returning #cute #adorable #curiosity

#text #don't steal #steal #stealing #theft #taxation is theft #government #competition #advice

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Help Pay for Walmart Lawsuit

I got arrested for shoplifting and have fines to pay off, minimum is $100 but they'll probably be going for maximum $1000, plus we gotta go to court n shit. My parents are making me pay for everything.

I was arrested yesterday for stealing things for my “friends” who sold me out, and I need to pay for an incoming Walmart lawsuit and an online class I have to take against shoplifting. Half the stuff in my bag was other people’s, I just ended up being their scapegoat. I don’t want my life to be fucked up by one mistake. Please donate, and if you can’t donate, please reblog this and spread it. Thank you.

Don’t steal shit, scumbag.

Welp, so much for that.

#shoplifting #lifting community #lifting #stealing #criminal #breaking the law #face the consequences #arrested #walmart #don't steal

#me at night #nighttime #hit the hay #get some sleep #a good night's sleep #stealing #theft #national treasure #declaration of independence #nicolas cage #ben gates #seems like a good idea #funny #humor

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there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

i did it i stole the declaration of independence

nic cage is proud

#school #classroom #declaration of independence #national treasure #nicolas cage #stolen #theft #thief #stealing #funny

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