Machete Landing

YMCA but instead of young man they say comrade and YMCA is USSR

comrade, steel production is down/i said comrade, you must sleep on the ground

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. 

I’m NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife

It was actually a supermarket that ended the rein of the USSR. On a trip to america, Yeltsin had a stop off at a texas supermarket, He couldn’t believe his eyes.

He even questioned “and this is for anyone? You can just come up and buy it? This isn’t just for politicians or anything?” Even when he was at johnson space center, seeing the latest in our space technology, his mind was still on that supermarket. 

After he resigned from politics and wrote his memoirs, he still couldn’t think about anything but that damn supermarket.

Look at this dork

They gave him a free sample and he nearly shat his pants

@redbloodedamerica

relevant to today’s discourse.