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Machete Landing

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I post a bit of everything: nostalgia, movies, television, books, comic books, music, history, politics, America, and (lately) Anime tiddies.
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No Amy, you don’t deserve love. You’re Amy Schumer and you’re a fucking cunt.

No one deserves love. Make yourself worthy of someones affection

Feminists really have no self-awareness. Most people do not have a problem if a woman is not skinny, and most of the ones who do would still fuck someone they think is too chubby. And there are people who only go for women like that. Maybe it’s your whiny entitled obnoxious feminist attitude that drives people off.

She dedicated an entire episode of her show to complaining about people criticizing her show by pretending the only possible reason is that she is not attractive enough for tv. She claimed on tv that society thinks she isn’t attractive enough to be on tv. 

Like no matter what they do or what you say they are always like der this is because I’m a woman right or der this is societies fault because beauty standard ecuz magazines I choose to buy read and internalize.

No one likes that cuntrag because she’s not only unfunny, but she also is a proud rapist. Raped a passed out guy and is glad about it. Fucking hell, she can get hit by a goddamn freight train for all I give a damn. She’s a talentless, man-hating bucket of shit. I have nothing but utter disgust for that vile garbage bag of a meatsack.

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