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Machete Landing

@machetelanding / machetelanding.tumblr.com

I post a bit of everything: nostalgia, movies, television, books, comic books, music, history, politics, America, and (lately) Anime tiddies.

#funny #humor #life #living life #some of us #dating #nobody #working #eating #sleeping #text

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Your day of rest will come, its just not today.

#funny #humor #memes #nobody #me #bedroom #fan #high #nonstop #tired #need rest #the green mile #movies

#funny #humor #nobody #me #stopping #disneyland #theme parks #amusement parks #main street #taking pictures #kanye west

#funny #humor #alone #lonely #forever alone #single #singleness #single problems #group photo #everyone #interested #no one #nobody #empty #bench

#4th of july #holiday #july #fireworks #idiots #nobody #middle of the night #neighborhood #noises #too early

#funny #humor #text #nobody #me #ear #random #noise #ringing #tinnitus #hearing

#funny #humor #memes #nobody #tips #loading screen #video games #gaming #alex jones #elites #ducks #park #free

#saturday #saturday night #nobody #got nobody #alone #lonely #forever alone #single #singleness #single problems #sam cooke #another saturday night #music #song lyrics #text

#funny #humor #memes #whiteboard #nobody #white snake #80s music #rock music #music #here i go again #songs #song lyrics #signs

I don’t think. I know.

#repost #if you think #nobody #crush #unlovable #undateable #alone #lonely #forever alone #text

#funny #hilarious #humor #pregnant #pregnancy #wife #girlfriend #husband #boyfriend #friends #belly #congratulations #nobody #good job

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Me: *carries my phone with me everywhere in the house even though nobody is texting me*

Yup. Me, too.

#phone #cell phone #house #everywhere #nobody #texting #funny #true #accurate

#facebook #status #relationship status #relationship #nobody #nobody ever #forever alone #alone #lonely #loneliness #single #feelings #emotions

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