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Machete Landing

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corhore

I’m gonna safely bet $10 that there’s a ton of people whining about Cammy getting pants in Fortnite, even though her spandex is as tight as it usually is.

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There probably will and I’ll be honest I myself am slightly disappointed in no bare legged Cammy. I mean she got some great legs and bum.

But then again the porn of her will be legendary.

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That’s unfortunate, but not surprising as they did the same thing to Psylocke.

And they gave Mystique these stupid shorts in what was clearly meant to be her classic costume.

Bare women thighs be scary, apparently.

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nov4-rocket5

>Psylocke is still wearing skintight spandex, even with slits in the sides to show off more skin

>Mistique is just wearing spats that cover maybe 5% of her legs at most when it’d have probably been way easier to just give her white leggings

>Cammy is literally 5 minutes in Photoshop away from having the exact same design as she usually does

>This is somehow such a big deal that people are acting as if they’ve all been put in hijabs and baggy clothing that conceal their figures

I can get… some vidya outrage. But this, of all things? What about these designs are worth getting upset over?

I just said it was disappointing, you’re the one making mountains out of molehills. Also, game with gambling mechanic and rated T for Teen = “for Children”? Okay bruh.

Meanwhile, Psylocke and Mystique in 90′s cartoons marketed to children, look like this.

Cammy is also from a T rated game and looks like this.

Like I said, apparently bare women thighs be scary, both to Epic Games and you apparently. Now scurry off back to the puritanical 1950′s.

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kyloren

Dark Phoenix (2019) dir. Simon Kinberg

If this movie doesn’t sink like the Titanic I’ll be shocked.

Well, thanks to this movie, “X-Men Origins” is no longer the lowest-rated X-Men film. So there’s that.

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officialfist

I refuse to believe that’s an actual scene

X-Folks

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hzs-modblog

They did it. The movie is already out and they already ruined it.

X-52 genders

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lastsonlost

It’s funny because right after this scene Nightcrawler and Quicksilver are literally saving a whole bunch of lives.

Also they live in a world that hates and fears them so much that they would build giant robots to to hunt and kill mutants but apparently is more important to Mystique to tear half of her own people down.

This is not even offencive. This is just stupid writing.

Like seriously in the world that is source material mutants are constantly on the verge of being genocided every other day examples include but not limited to :

Mutant Massacre, X‑Tinction Agenda, God loves man kills, Messiah complex, God loves man kills, Days of Future Past Etc.

However someone thought writing this was a good idea.

But who knows maybe it’s commentary on how stupid Progressive stacking is.

I mean, didn’t Quicksilver save the whole school in Apocalypse and didn’t Mystique almost cause the Days of Futures Past event? Not that its a contest but I think men do a lot more than the women and if that is Mystique then she almost caused the near extinction of her species, she has NO room to talk about saving people when she almost doomed them.

Continuity only when it’s convenient. Even in a fictional Universe you still need the narrative.

…..well if I hadn’t already made my mind up to not go see this movie

Damn, and here I was all excited to go see it this week, because I’d been loving this First Class-era of X-Men movies.

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Wow! Feminists - members of a movement for women - are concerned about women’s safety and well-being! Who would’ve known?!

Lmao like clockwork.

Who is this putting in danger? Who’s “safety” is this threatening?

inb4 “triggering abuse victims”, not every abuse victim is female. The top image could be just as triggering, easily.

inb4 “it promotes abuse”, how? Do you also believe violent games cause murder?

Inb4 “it’s about power dynamics”, so we should have men getting killed off like crazy in fiction, but never have a female character portrayed realistically as well? Did you forget about the, ya know, genocide thing Apocalypse did?

Feminist: “Feminism is about equality, for everyone! We care about men too!

Same feminist: “Why the fuck should we care about men??”

Same Feminist: “Men should pay a menstrual tax!”

Same feminist: “Childbirth is WAY harder than going to war, women are more valuable anyway!”

Same feminist: “Idk why the anti-female are always on my posts like lmao those nutty anti-fems amirite?”

Receipts babe, step off.

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