Machete Landing

I mean, if we really wanted comic book movies to be faithful to the source material, rather than spending $100 million on one movie, what you'd do is give $20 million each to five different directors, release all five resulting movies in theatres at the same time, and make sure that each movie's plot refers to the events of all the other movies' plots in such a way that whichever of the five movies you watch first will be entirely incomprehensible and every possible viewing order is wrong.