machetelanding reblogged
You don't understand, I'm ✨ obsessed ✨ with the japanese marketing for RE8
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melonmemes
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OP forgot Alita, the most recent example
Bitch, I thought you didn’t need or want men supporting your bullshit reboot. Make up your mind.
jvarasuras-hell
It’s all a bullshit marketing ploy
trilllizard666
Reasons Why Charlies Angels 2019 Bombed:
- Complete lack of marketing (seriously, I saw bus ads for that fucking Jeremy Renner led kids movie that bombed, but not a single Charlies Angels 2019 ad anywhere)
- cheap ass CGI
- leaning way way too far into that condescending GIRLS WILL SAVE THE WORLD thing to the point the opening credits is stock footage of little girls playing/jumping as a heavily vocoded vocalist sings “GIRLS WILL SAVE THE WORLD” I’m not kidding
- they tried to make Kristen Stewart “The Funny One”, which in theory COULD work maybe cause she CAN actually act when she bothers, but….she has no material to work with
- cartoonishly evil and sexist villains
- every male character is a smarmy sexist while every woman is Cool And Snarky
- they made a charming, previously established character into an embittered traitor for no discernable reason that completely flies in the face of previous characterization
- the three principal actors are people I don’t even recognize besides Kirsten Stewart, and I didn’t even recognize her at first, while Lucy Liu, Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz in 2000 and 2003 were stupid famous and ONE of them alone could’ve carried an action film
- all the shots and marketing materials look immensely drab, lifeless, and completely lack personality
- people in general are tired of cynical reboots, which you think they’d learn from things like Robocop or Ghostbusters 2016
Not A Reason Why Charlies Angels 2019 Bombed:
- Misogyny
The KFC Twitter account only follows 11 people; the 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb. This is because of their “secret blend” of 11 herbs and spices. The first person to notice and point this out was sent a painting of himself holding a drumstick while riding piggyback on the Colonel.
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machetelanding reblogged
they’ve been playing the same goddamn M&Ms christmas commercial for the past 8 years
myutsuu
he does exist!
3tno
they do exist
merryxigmas
oohh….*faints*
sparagm0s
santa?
usbdongle
eight years what the fuck are you talking about that commerical is from 19-goddamn-96
thats not 8 years
that;s 18 years
toastydoodles
WHAT
it’s that time of the year again. time to bring back this reminder.
okay but Campbell’s is still playing that one chicken noodle snowman one, right? And that one I remember from an even EARLIER age
jinngersnap
from 1993. thats 22 years ago
this commercial has been playing for 22 years.
thank you for reminding us all that the holiday ads never really change
earthponi
okay but
this one’s from 1989
26 years
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey
marketing strategy: if it ain’t broke don’t fix it
From 1990.
LMAO!! This is some of the funniest shit I’ve seen in awhile.
machetelanding reblogged
thetrippytrip
i forgot that men and women didn’t have the same kind of teeth
😂😂😂😂
durkin62
They are different actually, men produce more saliva than women which affects dental hygiene. Women are more likely to develop osteoporosis, so men’s toothpaste is not going to focus on that as much. Plus teeth are just bone, so all the differences in male and female bones would affect teeth like density. Plus you know,
I swear to god the average 2nd grader has a better understanding of biology and basic marketing techniques than tumblr.