Machete Landing

I find it so funny to think about how in-universe people expected Obi-Wan to be the hero of A New Hope. He's this great General from the Clone Wars, a brilliant warrior and tactician - seeking him out is this very significant hail mary. And instead of swooping in and saving the day like he used to, he makes this totally unknown kid Official Protagonist in his stead and swaps the expected Deus Ex Machina for a Hero's Journey. It's so bonkers. People thought Obi-Wan was their (only) hope and bam, he hits them with the new one and peaces out. The opposite of main character syndrome.

It's like he read the script and went "oh dear, you're all mistaken, this story isn't actually about me," and everyone had to trust him on that.

I am a farmer - not new

Nick Cage in Mandy - lumberjack/revenger

Im a super rich fashion designer in love with a man who lives in North Korea.

Oh my god the pure drama and angst. Inject it right into my veins!

I love that series!

I’m a SEAL hunting down the people who killed his team, his wife, and child. I’m in trouble.

I’m a hobbit now in all kinds of trouble in the midst of an adventure because my wizard friend told a bunch of dwarves I’m a burgler, when I’m really nothing of the sort, but a respectable (until now) Baggins.

Unless you count any video, in which case I’m a congress member grilling judicial appointments.

student council president at a prestigious high school. AKA god.

I’m a Regulator in the Lincoln County War.

I’m sitting here laughing because I can’t remember the last movie I watched or how long it’s been since I even watched tv

Jeremy Clarkson

I’m going to die

Hotel Hell….

Nooooooo.

Top Gun: Maverick

Naval aviator. Fuck yeah!