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We interrupt our regular broadcast to bring you ... Vulcan Kisses

I put together some vulcan smooches for you, because I love you.

Vulcan husband-wife kiss:

Adorable.

Vulcan mother-child kiss:

D'AWWW

Sexy vulcan makeout:

ooh yeah get some

Vulcan–wait what

what are are you doing

oh my god

stop

yeah so I don’t know what this equates to in human terms

but I’m pretty sure if you did it in public on Vulcan it would get you arrested

Double handed kissing. You sluts.

this is literally why nsfw is not allowed on tumblr anymore

bones in the background:

THIS SHIP WAS WHEN GAY SUBTEXT WAS AT ITS FUCKING FINEST LIKE THE SUBTEXT WAS PRETTY MUCH JUST TEXT GOD I FUCKING LOVE IT

Bruh, that’s just holding hands.

Looks to me like Spock is sick/in a hospital like setting. Doesn’t completely erase the possibility of it being a “Vulcan kiss”, but Spock is also very aware of human/earth customs, like holding a friend’s hand when they’re in recovery as a sign of solidarity, which this can equally be.

Yeah, that’s from the first movie.

Spock mind melded with V'ger, a super computer that knows pretty much everything, yet it doesn’t understand a basic human emotion like friendship.

The experience overwhelmed him and of course Kirk is checking on his best friend in sickbay. Spock mentions how V'ger could very well know every single scientific fact in the universe, and as he takes Kirk’s hand he says “but this, this simple gesture (friendship) is beyond V'gers’ comprehension”.

This is literally an example of tumblr going “there’s no heterosexual explanation for this”, but there is and it’s called friendship.

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